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Title: Now they've done it...
Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2004, 03:50:00 PM
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"America can do better," an upbeat Kerry said at a lakefront rally in Cleveland as he and Edwards and their families stood in a light rain under a banner declaring "A New Team for a New America."

"I want you to know we think this is a dream ticket. We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America," Kerry said.

"And," Kerry added with a grin, "we've got better hair. I'll tell you, that goes a long way."


Hair is overrated. Rip... Funked... chime in any time. :)
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Post by: xrtoronto on July 07, 2004, 03:58:47 PM
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney
:D
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Post by: GRUNHERZ on July 07, 2004, 04:20:48 PM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney
:D
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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 07, 2004, 04:25:00 PM
Well, thats of course because we're really not sure what this "plan" of Kerry's actually consists of.

Think he'll tell us before Nov?
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 07, 2004, 04:31:06 PM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney
:D


"Vote for someone else! And we're it!"

hell of a platform...
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 07, 2004, 04:32:21 PM
It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".
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Post by: mietla on July 07, 2004, 05:09:30 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".


...some day, but not yet... not yet...
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Post by: Capt. Pork on July 07, 2004, 05:40:42 PM
Hair is for women.

Personally, I would have been more impressed if Kerry had claimed to have bigger bowel movements than the Repubs.
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Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2004, 05:48:34 PM
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Originally posted by mietla
...some day, but not yet... not yet...


Just let it go... Grab some shears from Wahl and just do it. The vibration feels kinda cool. ;)
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Post by: mietla on July 07, 2004, 05:56:06 PM
I can get vibrations and still keep my hair.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 07, 2004, 06:04:33 PM
A full head of hair at 40+ yrs. old as a male just links you that much closer to the ancestrial upright walking ape. Bald men are evolved.
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Post by: rpm on July 07, 2004, 06:18:49 PM
I put the razor to it a couple summers ago.
Chicks dig it.
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Post by: Capt. Pork on July 07, 2004, 07:43:55 PM
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Originally posted by rpm371
I put the razor to it a couple summers ago.
Chicks dig it.


Was the gash left between your legs big?:p
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 07, 2004, 09:28:56 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Hair is for women.

Personally, I would have been more impressed if Kerry had claimed to have bigger bowel movements than the Repubs.


Impossible, repubs are far more full of **** than Democrats
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Post by: hawker238 on July 07, 2004, 09:50:15 PM
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Impossible, repubs are far more full of **** than Democrats


Zing!
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Post by: Dune on July 07, 2004, 09:53:38 PM
Can we just start calling them "the Johns"?
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Post by: xrtoronto on July 07, 2004, 09:55:20 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
Can we just start calling them "the Johns"?



 :lol
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Post by: Eagler on July 07, 2004, 10:08:53 PM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney
:D


the best/only thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is their hair (if you are into hairspray). I think they played that card too soon - LOL

I saw that "speech" and the family phot op - what a joke
was real impressed with mrs skerry kerry - how long has she been in the states? sounded like she just came off the boat - LOL
pls, keep giving her the microphone, very impressive ....
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 07, 2004, 10:18:25 PM
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Impossible, repubs are far more full of **** than Democrats


Monica Lewinsky would disagree with this statement.

Karaya
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 07, 2004, 10:20:23 PM
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Was the gash left between your legs big?:p


:rofl
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Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2004, 10:33:33 PM
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Originally posted by mietla
I can get vibrations and still keep my hair.


I really don't want to know what you do on top of that washer/dryer. :)
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Post by: mietla on July 08, 2004, 12:32:23 AM
I shaved my belly... feels good
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 08, 2004, 11:28:43 AM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Monica Lewinsky would disagree with this statement.

Karaya


She wouldn't say the word "dick" without her attorney or publicist's permission (even if her mouth were full of it...which is often the case).
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 08, 2004, 11:54:36 AM
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
She wouldn't say the word "dick" without her attorney or publicist's permission (even if her mouth were full of it...which is often the case).


Clinton would know full well wouldn't he?  

Karaya
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Post by: midnight Target on July 08, 2004, 12:32:58 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".

Amen!
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Post by: Udie on July 08, 2004, 01:46:53 PM
well i abandoned my hair when I was 27.  The only problem is that IT MADE ME LOOK LIKE I WAS ON CHEMO THERAPY! :o
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 08, 2004, 02:03:47 PM
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Originally posted by Udie
well i abandoned my hair when I was 27.  The only problem is that IT MADE ME LOOK LIKE I WAS ON CHEMO THERAPY! :o


You *were* on Chemical Therapy when you were 27, no? ;) (Not Cancer Chemical therapy though!)

I am getting sick and tired of strangers telling me "Did you know you look like Bruce Willis?"  I don't think thats a compliment personally, he's ugly! (But so am I!)
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Post by: Udie on July 08, 2004, 02:06:17 PM
well sort of yeah I guess so Rip.  Though that was before I graduated the the chemical that almost kilt me.  I'm just too damn skinny to shave my head.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 08, 2004, 02:08:57 PM
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Originally posted by Udie
well sort of yeah I guess so Rip.  Though that was before I graduated the the chemical that almost kilt me.  I'm just too damn skinny to shave my head.


Hey, some fat chick might mistaken you for a....well, never mind. Keep your hair long!
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Post by: Udie on July 08, 2004, 02:18:15 PM
lol long hair :D  it's a #4 guard on the sides and a #8 on top.  Next time I think I'll get sissor cut on top though it's a bit short for me.  My hair doesn't grow long, it grows OUT.   Think "white afro" :D