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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SLO on July 07, 2004, 06:13:40 PM
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scared chitless......
walking home from work at about 11:45 at night....
very quiet on the sidewalk.....head down listening to some classic on my walkman.
see a white thing stop....so I stop too
upon closer observation...I said O MY **************** god.....shut up.....back away very VERY slowly
a beautiful Skunk....about 5 feet away from me.....tail up
man did I move back back and way back....
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That story will only hold up long enough until someone leaves a deodorant stick on your tool box at work..:p
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Wait till your sitting in the hot tub and one walks up. :(
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Originally posted by rpm371
Wait till your sitting in the hot tub and one walks up. :(
Ex-gf's don't count...
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Ex-gf's don't count...
He said skunk, not skank.
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Originally posted by Martlet
He said skunk, not skank.
Doh! THere I go again, selective reading. ;)
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I like the faint smell of roadkill skunk. My wife and one daughter hate it, the younger agrees with me.
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try getting caught in a downpour in a park at night...
full sprint to the only roof outcrop from a building, round the corner and literally miss stepping on 3 skunks by mere inches
stop dead then start a full sprint right past in the line you were going while they hiss at you and try to manuever for a shot.
i odnt think my heart stopped beating outside of my chest for 2 days LOL.
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Originally posted by JB73
try getting caught in a downpour in a park at night...
full sprint to the only roof outcrop from a building, round the corner and literally miss stepping on 3 skunks by mere inches
stop dead then start a full sprint right past in the line you were going while they hiss at you and try to manuever for a shot.
i odnt think my heart stopped beating outside of my chest for 2 days LOL.
:rofl
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Originally posted by SLO
scared chitless......
walking home from work at about 11:45 at night....
very quiet on the sidewalk.....head down listening to some classic on my walkman.
see a white thing stop....so I stop too
upon closer observation...I said O MY **************** god.....shut up.....back away very VERY slowly
a beautiful Skunk....about 5 feet away from me.....tail up
man did I move back back and way back....
Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh. Oh wait you're Canadian. You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.
Pity. Oh well.
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In Canada I first experienced the smell of a skunk. It wasn't up close, we were actually driving. I thought that someone was smoking dope in the fields or in another car or something.
It was the first time I truely appreciated the term "skunk weed".
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Originally posted by storch
Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh. Oh wait you're Canadian. You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.
Pity. Oh well.
you'd be a fan of Canadians...if you drank a few!
(http://www.thebeerstore.ca/storesandproducts/brands/top10-canadian.jpg)
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I rather see a living skunk then a dead one....
plus there are protected here in Quebec...we are not aloud too shot em even If I had a gun.
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Originally posted by storch
Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh. Oh wait you're Canadian. You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.
Pity. Oh well.
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.
Here's the world, according to Storch:
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."
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Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.
Here's the world, according to Storch:
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."
:rofl
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Originally posted by Nash
...when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was...
MAN all i want to do is cause trouble today LOL
i dont really mean it, but it is the stuff i'm picking out with 3 beers in me....
with the non-capital G in God, what "god" is he thanking? allah? buddah? agloolik? zeus? sekhmet? freyja? hanuman? my guess most of "them" never knew about guns.
ok im done causing trouble LOL
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Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.
Here's the world, according to Storch:
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."
Or
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I'm a real man, so I pulled out my 18 inch manhood and hit the butterer in the head and then I went home."
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HAHAHAHA!
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Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.
Here's the world, according to Storch:
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god, for I had a hot date that evening and had forgotten to use my deodorant so after a few quick rubs under each of my pits i was feeling fresh as a massingale morning."
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Originally posted by JB73
with the non-capital G in God, what "god" is he thanking? allah? buddah? agloolik? zeus? sekhmet? freyja? hanuman?
I don't capitalize god because I don't think "god" is a name... of like, a person or whatever. I am god, you are god, Eagler is god, this table is god and that TV is god... It's a beautiful thing. I'm a rank amateur when it comes to this stuff but it's all good.
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but enough about this stuff....
The "walking down the street" variations are pure gold. Keep 'em coming. :)
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Originally posted by Nash
Oh yeah... that's good stuff.
Here's the world, according to Storch:
"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I tossed it into Nash's home."
I like that version better
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Originally posted by Nash
I am god, you are god, Eagler is god, this table is god and that TV is god... It's a beautiful thing. I'm a rank amateur when it comes to this stuff but it's all good.
yeah, sounds familiar....
"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together "
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Originally posted by Nash
Eagler is god
he sounds hot!:D