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Title: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed:
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2001, 02:42:00 PM

 http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/Forum11/HTML/000230.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/Forum11/HTML/000230.html)

Title: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed:
Post by: skernsk on January 04, 2001, 02:57:00 PM

We allow our new squaddies to scrub our latrines (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)......a good chute shooter is a shoo in also!

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Skernsk
Fat Drunk Bastards

Title: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed:
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2001, 03:00:00 PM

Hmm, I think I could re-write this to 'fit' the FDB's...something like "Make sure they drink LOTS of beer and like porn before sending an invite!" LOL!
<S> FDB's!

Title: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed:
Post by: vega on January 04, 2001, 03:37:00 PM

The Dickweed Heavy Bomber Group, http://www.bombergroup.com/ (http://www.bombergroup.com/)
has embarked on a new program recently.

We set the new member up with a very high class and beautiful call girl from New York or Las Vegas.  She takes the guy for a week and reduces him to a quivering, shaking shell of his former self...by skillful use of exotic sexual techniques, a trapeze, a winch, some Nazi underwear, and plenty of Dr. Zog's Sex Wax.  

After that, we find the recruit is a happy camper and makes a great pilot for the Dickweeds.  

/s/
vega
DHBG
 

Title: Squadron Recruitment Tactics revealed:
Post by: rogwar on January 04, 2001, 05:23:00 PM

You probably need to specify the appropriate category of porn for the FDBs. They seem to be the only ones I get shot by while my nads are dangling in the air under the canopy.