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Title: in which direction
Post by: SLO on July 08, 2004, 06:03:14 PM: do you fart.....

me I prefer a southerly direction....

I have so many many friends down south:D
Title: in which direction
Post by: ra on July 08, 2004, 06:16:55 PM: I fart northward. No one will notice up there.
Title: in which direction
Post by: Sandman on July 08, 2004, 06:17:24 PM: Generally, I aim for Texas.
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Post by: WilldCrd on July 08, 2004, 06:20:05 PM: I save all mine in a jar. When it's full I randomly mail them to people in europe...mainly France but not limited to just them.
Title: in which direction
Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 06:50:37 PM: I bend over and touch my toes, then launch a peace fart into the galaxy.
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Post by: Lizking on July 08, 2004, 07:00:30 PM: I fart in your general direction
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Post by: VOR on July 08, 2004, 07:08:52 PM: 180 degrees upwind, when able.
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Post by: Blooz on July 08, 2004, 09:11:42 PM: East....toward Albany
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Post by: Coolridr on July 08, 2004, 09:13:31 PM: Down..on the soil of the "Communist-wealth of Virginia" also known as Hell on earth..why I chose orders here I'll never know.
Title: in which direction
Post by: Coolridr on July 08, 2004, 10:54:15 PM: I like this one so I'll punt it
Title: in which direction
Post by: xrtoronto on July 08, 2004, 11:01:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I bend over and touch my toes, then launch a peace fart into the galaxy.

Is that you?:aok
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Post by: Nefarious on July 08, 2004, 11:11:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Coolridr
Down..on the soil of the "Communist-wealth of Virginia" also known as Hell on earth..why I chose orders here I'll never know.

I was born In Portsmouth Naval Hospitial 1981 the same year we we moved to Pensacola, then to San Diego then we moved back to Virginia Beach in 1985 and lived there till 1991, When my dad retired we moved back to his home state of West Virginia.

He told everybody, "I'll never go back to Virginia, I hate it."

Well guess what, he met a woman and moved back.

Anyway.

I fart on Plastic Chairs or booths in fast food restuarants, because it makes them sound so much louder.
Title: in which direction
Post by: Nash on July 08, 2004, 11:12:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
Is that you?:aok

It was meant to communicate with alien life. On several occasions I smelled the distinct odor of a reply. In fact our communication seemed to develop into what might be called a new language. A very sophisticated fart language, if you will.

Please don't tell me that bad weather forced my peace farts back down into the east, and that I was farting with newfies.
Title: in which direction
Post by: Coolridr on July 09, 2004, 09:15:13 AM: Anyway. He told everybody, "I'll never go back to Virginia, I hate it."

Well guess what, he met a woman and moved back.

I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK HERE IF I CAN EVER GET OUT OF HERE. IN FACT I'LL PROBRABLY SET IT AFIRE ON MY WAY OUT. JUST TO MAKE SURE THERES NOTHING TO MOVE BACK TO.

:D
Title: in which direction
Post by: Udie on July 09, 2004, 09:36:14 AM: towards the rear of the elevator :D