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Title: Caption this, flightsim addicts.
Post by: Boroda on July 09, 2004, 08:21:35 AM
(http://club.foto.ru/gallery/images/photo/236102.jpg)
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Post by: AWMac on July 09, 2004, 08:29:35 AM
Once Boroda ditched his YAK over the town of Lilliputt He was then dubbed "King Thong"

:rofl
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Post by: Otto on July 09, 2004, 08:38:43 AM
"His second bottle of Vodka....."
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Post by: Curval on July 09, 2004, 08:40:31 AM
It ain't vodka...it's tequila (mescal), and Boroda ate the worm.
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Post by: cpxxx on July 09, 2004, 08:51:40 AM
After one drink too many he dressed up in his wife's stripey top and her favourite shorts, fell asleep and was haunted by the time he painted a P47 model kit in the most inaccurate scheme ever seen.
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Post by: Boroda on July 09, 2004, 08:57:04 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
After one drink too many he dressed up in his wife's stripey top and her favourite shorts, fell asleep and was haunted by the time he painted a P47 model kit in the most inaccurate scheme ever seen.


It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt (telnyashka). Very practical and popular in ex-USSR.

Bottle is a "Topaz" vodka.
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Post by: Edbert on July 09, 2004, 08:58:37 AM
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Originally posted by Otto
"His second bottle of Vodka....."

It wasn't the wodka that made him halicinate, it was the disorientation brought on by the combined visual effects of; the stripes on his shirt, the reflective velour chair, and the semi-metallic 1930s wallpaper.
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Post by: cpxxx on July 09, 2004, 09:02:49 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt (telnyashka). Very practical and popular in ex-USSR.

Bottle is a "Topaz" vodka.


What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?
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Post by: Udie on July 09, 2004, 09:05:19 AM
looks like he's got a goiter going on there too! :eek:
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Post by: Boroda on July 09, 2004, 09:19:14 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?


This underwear shirt is made of wool (usually) or of cotton (summer version, used in airborne troops). It's traditionaly has white/blue stripes, so sailors were visible against white sails and dark masts while working above deck. What you say is funny because it's traditionaly a sign of masculinity ;)

Chair looks like it's a part of furniture chosen by wife. I hate such things myself.
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Post by: Scherf on July 09, 2004, 09:21:06 AM
roooskie navy getup and a goiter?

Don't think this one is going to have a happy ending...

Scherf
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Post by: Eagler on July 09, 2004, 09:24:23 AM
during 1st stage of withdrawl, some see ugly little black fuzzy spiders others see ugly little green plastic planes ...
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Post by: midnight Target on July 09, 2004, 09:27:17 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt  


There's a difference?
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Post by: Capt. Pork on July 09, 2004, 10:30:02 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
(http://club.foto.ru/gallery/images/photo/236102.jpg)


Hang-over-zilla swats away the enemy while contemplating the previous evening
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Post by: Scatcat on July 09, 2004, 10:47:24 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx
What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?


You know why the russian navy uses powdered soap in the fleet. It takes longer to pick up in the shower.
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Post by: AKWeav on July 09, 2004, 11:45:58 AM
"Hah! Uri Geller gots nothing on me"
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Post by: WilldCrd on July 09, 2004, 12:04:56 PM
fediddlein gangbangers!!
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Post by: B17Skull12 on July 09, 2004, 03:56:33 PM
killshooter
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Post by: mietla on July 09, 2004, 04:16:05 PM
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Originally posted by Boroda
Bottle is a "Topaz" vodka.



Don't leave home without it.
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Post by: Hawklore on July 09, 2004, 05:41:26 PM
Now just imagine what his second glass is gonna be like..
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Post by: gofaster on July 09, 2004, 06:40:38 PM
Why is he wearing women's panty hose?
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Post by: Sandman on July 09, 2004, 09:14:17 PM
Carpool?
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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 10, 2004, 12:51:47 AM
#$%@^%$ ROOK HORDES!!