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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: cpxxx on July 09, 2004, 10:19:52 AM

Title: Airplanes v Women
Post by: cpxxx on July 09, 2004, 10:19:52 AM

On a lighter note, a friend sent this:


"Airplanes Vs.Women" -------- --------- -------

Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you touch and go.
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown
before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a baaaaaaaaaad
thing

Title: Airplanes v Women
Post by: Samiam on July 09, 2004, 11:25:57 AM

"Always treat your plane your plane like you treat your woman; get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back."

    - Lord Flasheart

Title: Airplanes v Women
Post by: xrtoronto on July 09, 2004, 12:38:13 PM

Confucious say: "woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up".

Title: Airplanes v Women
Post by: Edbert on July 09, 2004, 12:42:18 PM

Airplanes don't mind you looking up their bomb bays.
Airplanes don't mind when you tweak their props.
Airplanes don't mind having a cockpit.
Some airplanes LIKE the acrobatics.