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Title: Omfg
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 15, 2004, 10:11:30 PM: "Now grab your wand and get counting!" (http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm)
Title: Omfg
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on July 15, 2004, 10:16:49 PM: Uhm... First, HOW did you find this?

Second, thats more disturbing than walking in to find a monkey masturbating atop your stove and the 90 year old next door neighbor walking around bare naked, and a dog dragging its bellybutton across the carpet while having the hershey squirts. Yeah, that.
-SW
Title: Omfg
Post by: BlueJ1 on July 15, 2004, 10:16:57 PM: wow.......................... ............................. ............................. .......
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Post by: Nash on July 15, 2004, 10:28:00 PM: I don't even know what this means but I aint gonna pass up the absurd opportunity to call Funked a TOTAL SLUT!
Title: Omfg
Post by: SunKing on July 15, 2004, 10:29:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I don't even know what this means but I aint gonna pass up the absurd opportunity to call Funked a TOTAL SLUT!

slut? sure you got the got the right word?
Title: Omfg
Post by: rpm on July 15, 2004, 10:36:34 PM: Quote
I scanned these pictures out of my special leather-bound Hermione photo album. I have her future name imprinted in gold foil on the cover: "Hermione Nyffington."

Why do I feel like I'm now on Asscroft's list because I clicked that link?
(http://www.gilbertv.com/coppermine/albums/06142004/hit_jail01.jpg)
Title: Omfg
Post by: SaburoS on July 15, 2004, 11:00:21 PM: LOL, that guy is a pedofile at heart. 37 y.o. guy wants a girl, what 14?
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 16, 2004, 12:29:39 AM: :mad: sick
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Post by: JB73 on July 16, 2004, 12:36:54 AM: dude im one sick twisted sexual deviant

and even I find that site just too creepy for words
Title: Omfg
Post by: Chairboy on July 16, 2004, 12:37:06 AM: tee hee
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Post by: SOB on July 16, 2004, 01:16:26 AM: FunkedUp, soon to be shaping the minds of America's youth. :D
Title: Omfg
Post by: LePaul on July 16, 2004, 01:20:15 AM: Well well....maybe Funky can room with ole Martha Stewart and fine tune the buffalo wing recipes
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Post by: Octavius on July 16, 2004, 02:14:45 AM: **** you guys. This man is right on. How dare you critique his dreams, hopes, and ambitions. :mad:
Title: Omfg
Post by: NUKE on July 16, 2004, 02:30:12 AM: (http://208.56.219.94/Random/jason.jpg)

I was disturbed by this post until I saw this pic..... the guy seems perfectly normal to me :lol

Quote
"Here I am in my room surrounded by all my Harry Potter treasures."
Title: Omfg
Post by: Octavius on July 16, 2004, 02:32:37 AM: He's so... happy! (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/stretch.gif)
Title: Omfg
Post by: SaburoS on July 16, 2004, 02:43:04 AM: LOL, probably still lives with "mommy"
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Post by: Sandman on July 16, 2004, 02:45:41 AM: Quote
I was introduced to the entrancing world of Harry Potter by Greg Lentz, a coworker in the IT department where I work (Centripulse Network Systems)

So... I decided to Google "Centripulse Network Systems" and I got nothing... Also take a look at the site that holds that page: http://jasonkill.com/

I'm betting that this is all a joke.

On the other hand... Just to prove that I am in touch with my inner pig:
http://www.espudd.com/articles/other/emma.php
Title: Omfg
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2004, 07:27:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
(http://208.56.219.94/Random/jason.jpg)

I was disturbed by this post until I saw this pic..... the guy seems perfectly normal to me :lol

LMAO!!!
Title: Omfg
Post by: streakeagle on July 16, 2004, 07:40:29 AM: At a glance, the idea is not too much worse than all the statements flying around the media (particularly on the radio) about waiting for the Olsen twins to hit 18.

But it is one thing to fantasize (privately in your own mind), it is another thing entirely to build a website about it and to publicly declare your "love" for an underage actress...

:eek: :o We don't have a very good emoticon for being sickened/disgusted. Perhaps one the turns green and pukes.

I would hope that it is completely a joke.
Title: Omfg
Post by: Westy on July 16, 2004, 07:50:44 AM: "LOL, probably still lives with "mommy""

In a Norman Bates kind of way I'm sure!
Title: Omfg
Post by: Ripsnort on July 16, 2004, 07:52:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by streakeagle
At a glance, the idea is not too much worse than all the statements flying around the media (particularly on the radio) about waiting for the Olsen twins to hit 18.

But it is one thing to fantasize (privately in your own mind), it is another thing entirely to build a website about it and to publicly declare your "love" for an underage actress...

:eek: :o We don't have a very good emoticon for being sickened/disgusted. Perhaps one the turns green and pukes.

I would hope that it is completely a joke.

Body guards and private schools come to mind, parentally-speaking..:eek:
Title: Omfg
Post by: hawker238 on July 16, 2004, 09:10:26 AM: I kinda think its a joke. I'm basing it all off this line:

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I even have a Harry Potter screensaver on my computer that shows Harry in the middle of a heated quidditch match, swooping down on his broom, reaching out precariously to grab the golden snitch. Then the phrase "CAN YOU DIG IT?" flashes up on the screen. It's pretty awesome. It was well worth the $19.95 I spent on it.

To absurd to be true.
Title: Omfg
Post by: Nash on July 16, 2004, 09:17:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
"On the other hand... Just to prove that I am in touch with my inner pig..."

lol
Title: Omfg
Post by: Curval on July 16, 2004, 09:25:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
FunkedUp, soon to be shaping the minds of America's youth. :D

LOL...God Bless Funkedup.:aok

I haven't checked the site yet as I am at work...will do tonight.
Title: Omfg
Post by: slimm50 on July 16, 2004, 09:34:14 AM: Funked = Nuke = Donald Nyffington?? Could it be? Has anyone ever seen any two of them together? hmmmm....

Not tryin to get any false rumors started; I'm just sayin'.:rolleyes:
Title: Omfg
Post by: gofaster on July 16, 2004, 09:34:42 AM: He's a pedophile but doesn't want to admit it. Disturbing.
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Post by: JBA on July 16, 2004, 09:39:27 AM: Can anyone say "restraining order"
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Post by: Charon on July 16, 2004, 09:40:18 AM: LOL. How did life go on before the Intardnet.

Charon
Title: Omfg
Post by: Chairboy on July 16, 2004, 09:40:54 AM: Geez guys, it's a joke. This made the rounds a month ago.
Title: Omfg
Post by: slimm50 on July 16, 2004, 10:00:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Geez guys, it's a joke. This made the rounds a month ago.

You mean the gene pool isn't as dilute as we were thinking?
Title: Omfg
Post by: rpm on July 16, 2004, 11:36:05 AM: Did anyone see the SNL skit with Lindsay Lohan where Hermione had a growth spurt? That was classic!

(http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/189/08/1085887386.781.jpg)
Title: Omfg
Post by: VOR on July 16, 2004, 12:07:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
Did anyone see the SNL skit with Lindsay Lohan where Hermione had a growth spurt? That was classic!

The wife and I nearly fell of the sofa, we were laughing so hard.
Title: Omfg
Post by: SOB on July 16, 2004, 12:12:01 PM: Hermione has a growth spurt (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1344&TTVAL=1)
Title: Omfg
Post by: Habu on July 16, 2004, 12:56:43 PM: I think all of you have been pwned by this site. It is obviously a goof put up by a disgruntled ex-wife or a co-worker to totally embarass the guy.

He was probably in his kids room goofing around when the picture was taken and I am sure this whole site is a total joke.

Then again SLO is a real person so maybe this guy is a sick perverted loser after all.

Who knows.
Title: Omfg
Post by: RTStuka on July 16, 2004, 01:34:58 PM: "Perhaps she will be referred to as Hermione the Great, which is already what I call her when I’m showing one of my coworkers the picture of her that I have in my Velcro wallet"

HAHA its def. a joke took about 2 seconds to figure that one out buts its some funny stuff. I think the best reading is the guest book lol.
Title: Omfg
Post by: Holden McGroin on July 18, 2004, 02:06:36 AM: another countdown clock (http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2004/04040621cococox.html)
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Post by: Octavius on July 18, 2004, 03:09:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Hermione has a growth spurt (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1344&TTVAL=1)

LMAO - "The magic isnt happening!!"

"IIII'm disagree with you."
Title: Omfg
Post by: stiehl on July 18, 2004, 03:22:36 AM: I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is but I find her to be very interesting.

More study is needed...
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Post by: Nash on July 18, 2004, 09:02:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by stiehl
I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is but I find her to be very interesting.

More study is needed...

Lindsay Lohan?

Had to do a google search 'cuz I wasn't sure what you were talking about:
(http://www.starletsdatabase.com/pictures/lindsay_lohan.jpg)

Yer one of them preeverts too eh?

:D
Title: Omfg
Post by: Sandman on July 18, 2004, 10:28:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Lindsay Lohan?

Had to do a google search 'cuz I wasn't sure what you were talking about:
(http://www.starletsdatabase.com/pictures/lindsay_lohan.jpg)

Yer one of them preeverts too eh?

:D

Ahem...

(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/lindsay_lohan/teen4.jpg)
Title: Omfg
Post by: Nash on July 18, 2004, 10:44:37 AM: Dang! They grow up so fast.....
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Post by: stiehl on July 18, 2004, 12:11:18 PM: I hear the ocean
(http://www.gorillamask.net/lohanandreid8.jpg)
lohan, reid