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Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Gunthr on November 28, 2000, 04:15:00 PM
Citabria's post got me thinking about all the unsung, lame and crappy pilots in AH. You know them, the ones that strike contempt in your hearts, the fodder of the air, the easy kills who always seem to be flying H.U.A. or AFK, the ones who always seem to be bringing a knife to a gun fight, the ones that just sorta make you laugh when you see them taking off from a field you are vultching... yes, all of those who form the basic database of prey for those who are blessed with better motorskills.... but still manage to have fun! I'd like to put my name at the top of this list....

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Gunthr
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Ozark on November 28, 2000, 04:22:00 PM
Move over Gunthr, your taking my spot.
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: bowser on November 28, 2000, 04:30:00 PM
WTG Gunthr!  Your attitude is probably a lot healthier then the typical.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

bowser
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: TheWobble on November 28, 2000, 04:44:00 PM
I guess I would be on this list just because i fly a bomber..  BAH!
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: jcy19 on November 28, 2000, 04:45:00 PM
wait  i thought i was top of that list   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Wingnut_0 on November 28, 2000, 04:49:00 PM
Now this is my kind of post.

My motto:

Always fly the oldest plane available.
Always attack from lower altitude than your opponent.
And Always turn your 109 with anything and everything!!

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Wingnut
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: AKDejaVu on November 28, 2000, 05:19:00 PM
Everyone has fallen into this category at some point.  Even those that made the other list still make this one on occasion.

AKDejaVu
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Gunthr on November 28, 2000, 06:43:00 PM
DejaVu? Have you been there before?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

All in fun...
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Gunthr
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Hangtime on November 28, 2000, 07:32:00 PM
Hell; I'm always happier on this list.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Hang (a dirty plane flys a happy pilot)
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Jigster on November 28, 2000, 09:21:00 PM
I are the crappiest.

I are dweeb.

I are Jig
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Maverick on November 28, 2000, 09:41:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
Hell; I'm always happier on this list.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Hang (a dirty plane flys a happy pilot)


Hangtime,

Careful, you are dating yourself with the churchkey item!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Remember most of these kids don't know what a churchkey, phonograph, 8 track or Desoto is!

Mav   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Maverick on November 28, 2000, 09:46:00 PM
Ahem,

Unlike Al Bore, I DID invent this list! I am always on the bottom of it and proud to have gone to sleep as a baby listening to it sung as a lulaby!


Mav
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Westy on November 28, 2000, 09:52:00 PM
 I am the 1998 UberDweeb Contest runner up.

 Which was rightfully earned by me for failing to show any ACM abilities along with a profound lack of comprehesnion for SA.

 The year is 2000 and I still hold that honour. You're all wannabees standing in my shadow.

     -Westy
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Jigster on November 28, 2000, 10:57:00 PM
(throws down gauntlet)

That does.

Auger duel at A1.

Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Westy on November 29, 2000, 08:21:00 AM
You're on.

-Westy

(the caveate being that he who can even navigate to A1 is less of a dweeb than he who cannot there by forfeiting the right to the Uber Dweebtitle! )
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: hblair on November 29, 2000, 08:25:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Everyone has fallen into this category at some point.  Even those that made the other list still make this one on occasion.

AKDejaVu

As I did last night. Drex is snapping at the heels of citabria as the Grandmaster of P38 Godism. The terd!

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Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: rosco- on November 29, 2000, 09:25:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by hblair:
As I did last night. Drex is snapping at the heels of citabria as the Grandmaster of P38 Godism. The terd!

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  Bahhh, Citabria isn't that good. He is just on the longest streak of good luck in history.


 PS: J/K  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Jigster on November 29, 2000, 10:01:00 AM
Does that mean me and Westy have to duel for worst 38 pilots?

Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Westy on November 29, 2000, 10:04:00 AM

 And then in Ju-88's!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

 And you REALLY have to try too. None of this conveniently flying in front of me stuff so it makes it easier to take a shot!

    -Westy
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Ripsnort on November 29, 2000, 10:06:00 AM
P.S. Drex would whoop Cita in P38 any day.

Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: gospel on November 29, 2000, 10:38:00 AM
Good post Gunthr  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

I resemble that remark  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

gospel
332nd flying mongrels
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Saintaw on November 29, 2000, 11:00:00 AM
Huh ?
I'm on top : "the more you post, the less you can fly"

Saw
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: CptTrips on November 29, 2000, 11:07:00 AM
You are all but little dwarfs in the shadow of my dweebiness.

All Hail AKWabbit: Lord or the Dweebs...
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: sourkraut on November 29, 2000, 11:16:00 AM
All you excellent sticks are hijacking this thread. Get lost, move over, go away.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Because I absolutely belong on this list. Can you say cannon fodder?

Sour
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: sourkraut on November 29, 2000, 11:19:00 AM
Damn forgot my signature which says it all

Sour
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Just say no to Perk Planes

"Hey - someone has to be the target...."

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Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: AKSeaWulfe on November 29, 2000, 12:12:00 PM
I hail from the inner city of dweebland. I am the mayor of dweebland and will enfore the practice of dweebery to the dweebiest extent. All of you pale in light of my dweebery, so bow down before me and all hail my dweebishness!

<BFG>
Mayor Dweeby von Dweeb
-SW
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Ripsnort on November 29, 2000, 12:21:00 PM
One thing is certain, I would rather have all these guys in this thread as a wingman rather than a Top Gun Stick, why?  Because most of the Top Guns would not help you out if you screwed up, for the most part they care more about their score, and figure "Hey, you got yourself into it, get yourself out..."
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: AKDejaVu on November 29, 2000, 12:24:00 PM
I remember my first 1:1 with you Seawulf. You were flying a Camel and I a DR1.  We fought for some 30 seconds then both, while on the deck, turned and ran into each other headon.

We called each other Dweebs.  We were both right.

I can match your dweebiness any day.  When it comes to total dweebiness... I only bow to one AK... that would be the doorknob himself.

AKDejaVu
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: mrfish on November 29, 2000, 01:18:00 PM
what would a scary crappy list be without the  fish fillet!

anybody see me unleash every bullet in my fw-190 a5 at a low and slow p-38 without getting a single ping, only to then find my self in the middle of a enemy p-47 convention?

that's right....worship it baby....

or how about the 109 i shot down and then ran into from behind while getting the the obligatory overkill shots in on the smoking spiraling hulk......

was it unnecessary? Yes. Was it beautiful in it's inefficiency? ohhhh yeahhh......

i will claim my throne now (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: kidcol on November 29, 2000, 01:19:00 PM
AKSW, I challenge you to a dweebishness duel, for I say I am the biggest dweeb in south county.

9am Sunday in the parking lot behind Olde Solomons Liquors. We both moon anybody taking off from Lee AP. 1st to make somebody clip Farmer's Bank is declared DWEEB MAYOR OF SOUTHERN ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


- kidcol -

p.s. J/K BTW, Sunday mornings, my wife makes me clean in trade for being able to fly in the afternoon uninterrupted. If that doesn't make me a dweeb, I don't know what does.
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Hangtime on November 29, 2000, 04:51:00 PM
Top this!

In inna goon... at 24k! Been obiting; waiting for about 20 other dweebs to kill a field dead enuff to get in; and for kicks; started grabbin to see how high I could get before they finally closed the stinkin field.

A chog shows up, 5k higher than me. He starts down; and when he's about 800 yards out I pull UP UP UP hard as I can.

He misses. Chucking; I watch as this ace of aces zooms back up on the perch; and from 5k over me starts down again. This time; I just nose the goon over and chop the thottles, descend to 18k and haul up hard with the wings groaning... he roars by.. missed again; but this time he pops his wings off.

30k lawndart. hehhehhehhe.. now; That's a Chog-Dweeb fer yah!

Hang


Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Torque on November 29, 2000, 05:29:00 PM
I have a hairy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Maverick on November 29, 2000, 10:39:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Torque:
I have a hairy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yep it's pasted on your pilots learners permit too!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Ya really ought to learn not to walk backwards.
Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: Citabria on November 30, 2000, 05:59:00 AM
 
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Bahhh, Citabria isn't that good. He is just on the longest streak of good luck in history.

doh
the truth is revealed

 
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drex would whoop citabria anyday in p38s

I'm sure of it.
I haven't flown in the MA in months

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Title: Scary Crappy
Post by: hblair on November 30, 2000, 11:14:00 AM
How long has it been citabria? Tough to control this addiction huh?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)