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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Gunthr on November 28, 2000, 04:15:00 PM
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Citabria's post got me thinking about all the unsung, lame and crappy pilots in AH. You know them, the ones that strike contempt in your hearts, the fodder of the air, the easy kills who always seem to be flying H.U.A. or AFK, the ones who always seem to be bringing a knife to a gun fight, the ones that just sorta make you laugh when you see them taking off from a field you are vultching... yes, all of those who form the basic database of prey for those who are blessed with better motorskills.... but still manage to have fun! I'd like to put my name at the top of this list....
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Gunthr
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Move over Gunthr, your taking my spot.
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WTG Gunthr! Your attitude is probably a lot healthier then the typical. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
bowser
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I guess I would be on this list just because i fly a bomber.. BAH!
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wait i thought i was top of that list (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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JCy19 XO
and acting CO
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[This message has been edited by jcy19 (edited 11-28-2000).]
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Now this is my kind of post.
My motto:
Always fly the oldest plane available.
Always attack from lower altitude than your opponent.
And Always turn your 109 with anything and everything!!
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Wingnut
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Everyone has fallen into this category at some point. Even those that made the other list still make this one on occasion.
AKDejaVu
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DejaVu? Have you been there before? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
All in fun...
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Gunthr
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Hell; I'm always happier on this list. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Hang (a dirty plane flys a happy pilot)
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I are the crappiest.
I are dweeb.
I are Jig
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
Hell; I'm always happier on this list. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Hang (a dirty plane flys a happy pilot)
Hangtime,
Careful, you are dating yourself with the churchkey item! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Remember most of these kids don't know what a churchkey, phonograph, 8 track or Desoto is!
Mav (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Ahem,
Unlike Al Bore, I DID invent this list! I am always on the bottom of it and proud to have gone to sleep as a baby listening to it sung as a lulaby!
Mav
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I am the 1998 UberDweeb Contest runner up.
Which was rightfully earned by me for failing to show any ACM abilities along with a profound lack of comprehesnion for SA.
The year is 2000 and I still hold that honour. You're all wannabees standing in my shadow.
-Westy
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(throws down gauntlet)
That does.
Auger duel at A1.
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You're on.
-Westy
(the caveate being that he who can even navigate to A1 is less of a dweeb than he who cannot there by forfeiting the right to the Uber Dweebtitle! )
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Everyone has fallen into this category at some point. Even those that made the other list still make this one on occasion.
AKDejaVu
As I did last night. Drex is snapping at the heels of citabria as the Grandmaster of P38 Godism. The terd!
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Originally posted by hblair:
As I did last night. Drex is snapping at the heels of citabria as the Grandmaster of P38 Godism. The terd!
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Bahhh, Citabria isn't that good. He is just on the longest streak of good luck in history.
PS: J/K (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Does that mean me and Westy have to duel for worst 38 pilots?
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And then in Ju-88's! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
And you REALLY have to try too. None of this conveniently flying in front of me stuff so it makes it easier to take a shot!
-Westy
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P.S. Drex would whoop Cita in P38 any day.
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Good post Gunthr (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
I resemble that remark (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
gospel
332nd flying mongrels
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Huh ?
I'm on top : "the more you post, the less you can fly"
Saw
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You are all but little dwarfs in the shadow of my dweebiness.
All Hail AKWabbit: Lord or the Dweebs...
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All you excellent sticks are hijacking this thread. Get lost, move over, go away. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Because I absolutely belong on this list. Can you say cannon fodder?
Sour
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Damn forgot my signature which says it all
Sour
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Just say no to Perk Planes
"Hey - someone has to be the target...."
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[This message has been edited by sourkraut (edited 11-29-2000).]
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I hail from the inner city of dweebland. I am the mayor of dweebland and will enfore the practice of dweebery to the dweebiest extent. All of you pale in light of my dweebery, so bow down before me and all hail my dweebishness!
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Mayor Dweeby von Dweeb
-SW
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One thing is certain, I would rather have all these guys in this thread as a wingman rather than a Top Gun Stick, why? Because most of the Top Guns would not help you out if you screwed up, for the most part they care more about their score, and figure "Hey, you got yourself into it, get yourself out..."
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I remember my first 1:1 with you Seawulf. You were flying a Camel and I a DR1. We fought for some 30 seconds then both, while on the deck, turned and ran into each other headon.
We called each other Dweebs. We were both right.
I can match your dweebiness any day. When it comes to total dweebiness... I only bow to one AK... that would be the doorknob himself.
AKDejaVu
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what would a scary crappy list be without the fish fillet!
anybody see me unleash every bullet in my fw-190 a5 at a low and slow p-38 without getting a single ping, only to then find my self in the middle of a enemy p-47 convention?
that's right....worship it baby....
or how about the 109 i shot down and then ran into from behind while getting the the obligatory overkill shots in on the smoking spiraling hulk......
was it unnecessary? Yes. Was it beautiful in it's inefficiency? ohhhh yeahhh......
i will claim my throne now (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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AKSW, I challenge you to a dweebishness duel, for I say I am the biggest dweeb in south county.
9am Sunday in the parking lot behind Olde Solomons Liquors. We both moon anybody taking off from Lee AP. 1st to make somebody clip Farmer's Bank is declared DWEEB MAYOR OF SOUTHERN ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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p.s. J/K BTW, Sunday mornings, my wife makes me clean in trade for being able to fly in the afternoon uninterrupted. If that doesn't make me a dweeb, I don't know what does.
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Top this!
In inna goon... at 24k! Been obiting; waiting for about 20 other dweebs to kill a field dead enuff to get in; and for kicks; started grabbin to see how high I could get before they finally closed the stinkin field.
A chog shows up, 5k higher than me. He starts down; and when he's about 800 yards out I pull UP UP UP hard as I can.
He misses. Chucking; I watch as this ace of aces zooms back up on the perch; and from 5k over me starts down again. This time; I just nose the goon over and chop the thottles, descend to 18k and haul up hard with the wings groaning... he roars by.. missed again; but this time he pops his wings off.
30k lawndart. hehhehhehhe.. now; That's a Chog-Dweeb fer yah!
Hang
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I have a hairy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Torque:
I have a hairy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep it's pasted on your pilots learners permit too! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Ya really ought to learn not to walk backwards.
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Bahhh, Citabria isn't that good. He is just on the longest streak of good luck in history.
doh
the truth is revealed
drex would whoop citabria anyday in p38s
I'm sure of it.
I haven't flown in the MA in months
[This message has been edited by Citabria (edited 11-30-2000).]
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How long has it been citabria? Tough to control this addiction huh? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)