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Title: dont sprinkle when you tinkle
Post by: vorticon on July 19, 2004, 11:14:14 PM

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/747176/funnyfly.jpg)

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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 19, 2004, 11:20:51 PM

I wouldnt pee on a fly - what if it flew over and landed on my weewee?

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Post by: vorticon on July 19, 2004, 11:25:38 PM

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I wouldnt pee on a fly - what if it flew over and landed on my weewee?

why are you scared? it oversensitive from underuse or something...



arg, i could have been much more subtler with that...someone else give it a go, i give up...

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Post by: GtoRA2 on July 20, 2004, 12:26:50 AM

Vort
 You seem way to interested in other guys gear.

 Then again you are a canuck so maybe it is normal.

:D

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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 20, 2004, 12:35:33 AM

Flies carry disease - think man!

Besides, I masturbate so much Ive got callouses on John Kerry (thats what I call it) as well as fading eye sight - so thats not it.

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Post by: lazs2 on July 20, 2004, 08:12:17 AM

my girlfriend calls mine "bad santa".   The fly is a good idea.. real men love to shoot at things.

lazs

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Post by: midnight Target on July 20, 2004, 09:02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Flies carry disease - think man!

Besides, I masturbate so much Ive got callouses on John Kerry (thats what I call it) as well as fading eye sight - so thats not it.

Your johnson looks like John Kerry?

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Post by: slimm50 on July 20, 2004, 09:16:03 AM

punt

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Post by: Pongo on July 20, 2004, 10:15:28 AM

They should do a little spitfire etching in there..

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Post by: SirLoin on July 20, 2004, 10:17:25 AM

"There's a misquiter on my peter..whack it off!"

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Post by: wombatt on July 20, 2004, 11:26:58 AM

I like playing sink the terd better.

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Post by: Saurdaukar on July 20, 2004, 12:20:00 PM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Your johnson looks like John Kerry?

No, no, no.  I call it John Kerry.  Seems more fitting that any other name it's been given.

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Post by: JBA on July 20, 2004, 01:42:32 PM

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
No, no, no.  I call it John Kerry.  Seems more fitting that any other name it's been given.

Is that because it will stand up and say anything infront of whichever group it's in front of.:)

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Post by: midnight Target on July 20, 2004, 04:03:35 PM

Maybe cause it will stand up for its Country instead of burying its head in some black hole in Tennessee?

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Post by: Capt. Pork on July 20, 2004, 04:48:27 PM

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Maybe cause it will stand up for its Country instead of burying its head in some black hole in Tennessee?

OK, now we know you believe in the tooth fairy, but the question is: Do you still wear Superman PJs to bed?

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Post by: xrtoronto on July 20, 2004, 04:56:11 PM

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Originally posted by lazs2
my girlfriend calls mine "bad santa".   The fly is a good idea.. real men love to shoot at things.

lazs

bad santa? cuz he only comes once a year?:)

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Post by: Shuckins on July 20, 2004, 05:07:39 PM

xrtoronto,

That's why Santa has no children.  He only comes once a year and it's down the chimney

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Post by: midnight Target on July 20, 2004, 06:33:12 PM

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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
OK, now we know you believe in the tooth fairy, but the question is: Do you still wear Superman PJs to bed?

Now you're interested in my bedwear?

no... You go girl!

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Post by: lazs2 on July 21, 2004, 09:02:54 AM

no xtoronto... because of the movie.

you do realize how foolish you look with a moore avatar right?
lazs