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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Arlo on July 21, 2004, 07:44:11 PM
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July 21th, 2004 7:48 pm
Michael Moore is the bestest thing ever
By xtoronto / Mike Moore Elementary Newspaper
September 11 was the day I realized my purpose in life. It's to spam message boards with cut-n-paste political rhetoric that gets me attention. You see, my parents never really give me all that much attention. I'm not good enough at Aces High to become famous for being a good stick. I'm not imaginative enough to be the next Voss Hinds. So ... this is what I do. I cut and paste my crappy agenda all over the place.
And it works! I get responses! The best ones come from anything to do with Michael Moore or his new bestest blockbuster insightful documentalry Farenheit 9/11. Michael Moore - you rawk dude! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
And the documentalry is the mostest insightfulest and truthfulest thing ever produced by our slimey neighbor to the south. I've seen it twenty-twelve times already and every time I come out of it with yet more insightfulness as well as a tightness down in the crotch area.
When will you people wake up and smell the petunias? It's obvious to me and I've spent a lifetime sniffing glue!
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(http://www.robertholcomb.com/godubya/blimpie.jpg)
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Can't you afford to get a ADSL or cable ?
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Originally posted by Staga
Can't you afford to get a ADSL or cable ?
arlo's trailer park doesn't have that option :lol
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What's with having to have "ADSL" or Cable provided by your daddies being the end-all, be-all of "Look, I made it."? :D
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So basically, you both agree with Arlo's assertions regarding Toronto's lust for Mike Moore but are taking the time to make fun of his connection.
Noted.
Just in case, here's a smiley:
(http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/3dlil/la.gif)
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
So basically, you both agree with Arlo's assertions regarding Toronto's lust for Mike Moore but are taking the time to make fun of his connection.
Noted.
Just in case, here's a smiley:
(http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/3dlil/la.gif)
wrong again porky..but keep trying bud!:)
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Go Arlo! :D
(http://www.dixiedrifter.com/boycott/michael-moore.jpg)
:aok
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Also noted is that the obvious choice of Rip'nPaste gets a pass.
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(http://omgwtf.superlime.com/download.jpg)
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*beep* *beep*
Nash : :aok
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
wrong again porky..but keep trying bud!:)
Then there's the convincing one line retorts that say nothing. :D
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Originally posted by Arlo
It's obvious to me and I've spent a lifetime sniffing glue!
I knew something was wrong with you, its that damn brain cell count thingy :p
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Originally posted by Nash
Also noted is that the obvious choice of Rip'nPaste gets a pass.
Nash.
My patience with you has run out.
Either tell me where you're getting those avatars or.....
I'l keep asking.
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Originally posted by Arlo
What's with having to have "ADSL" or Cable provided by your daddies being the end-all, be-all of "Look, I made it."? :D
well lets be fair...cable IS outrageously expensive!!!
actually, only a few dozen people in N America can afford it!:rofl
(spend your welfare check less freely and save up for cable?)
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
well lets be fair...cable IS outrageously expensive!!!
actually, only a few dozen people in N America can afford it!:rofl
(spend your welfare check less freely and save up for cable?)
So like ... this means you're actually not an idiot somehow? :D
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that is a slow connection...almost 20 min. to respond
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Consider it an "equalizer" for your slow wit (though that would really be you lying to yourself to feel better). :D
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who's got the slow wit?
you claim i post to get attention, then you create a post that gives me all kinds of attention:rofl
likely over you head..but it is convoluted (you can look up that last word...it has more than 2 syllables)
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Admit it. You hafta buy a new Michael Moore picture every morning because the old one got crusty overnight. ;)
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well... this is good news for moore... probly the only instant celebrety who can't get laid (until now). maybe the relationship will mellow both of em.
friend of mine has a sister who worked at "mother jones" with moore. she claims he was the only guy there who couldn't get laid even by the hippie chicks who hung out there.
lazs
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Originally posted by Arlo
Then there's the convincing one line retorts that say nothing. :D
^
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I interrupt this very entertaining thread for a short trip down memory lane.
I remember 4 or 5 years back when Arlo and Brat came over to another flight sims boards and started to try to rule the place. I think it was in response to some perceived insults delivered on some board called "Big Week".
It was hilarious. Picture two pieces of fresh meet jumping into a pond full of piranhas. They got their tulips handed to them. I remember someone posting pictures of Arlo and Brat that they had dug up somewhere.
The funny thing was one guy (MoB) kept on hammering Arlo over his trailer park lifestyle. I don't think this guy even knew Arlo but he painted this image of him as living in a trailer park with no life and being incredibly fat. The time to respond between this guy's posts and Arlo was a just a short while then Arlo disappeared for a few hours. The MoB guy started posting that it was lunch time and Arlo had gone off to McDonalds for a meal or two. Then Arlo came back full of piss and vinegar and this guy responded "Whoa looks like you got a big sugar rush from that super sized Coke you just had boy". Then the picture came out and wow the guy was bang on.
It was very entertaining stuff.
I guess the moral of the story is be careful who you decide to take a piece out of. Everyone loves to see certain idiots get what's coming to them but sometimes you go after the wrong dudes.
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You guys haven't squelched xtoronto yet.... I thought everyone had months ago...
IKON
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Originally posted by Habu
I interrupt this very entertaining thread for a short trip down memory lane.
Drool derher drool gyuck doi deerrrrrr .....
Ah yes ... Habu ... one of the perpetually prepubescent FA avacadoheads. Hows your girlfriend "Da Rocket Arpvenger" nowadays? Speaking of rather sad and pathetic invasion and takeover attempts ... word has it he's doing his bestest to impress everyone on Lil Lamb's board and failing miserably. You might need to get over there and "help."
:aok :D
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Did I hit a nerve or something?
hehe.
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Originally posted by Habu
Then the picture came out and wow the guy was bang on.
I wanna see!
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Originally posted by Habu
Did I hit a nerve or something?
hehe.
No ... just waltzing down memory lane with ya. You in your delusions and me in reality. Was fun tho ... thanks. :D
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Originally posted by Nash
I wanna see!
You should. Some of the best ever cut and pasted onto a newsgroup. Ahem :lol
Arpvenger's favorite thing was to have meltdowns, accuse everyone of child molestation and threaten to call the various authorities. Habu and he got along well. :)
Yes ... we should all be afraid of morons .... very afraid of morons.
Look! A Habu! Run away! Run away! :D
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Originally posted by Arlo
No ... just waltzing down memory lane with ya. You in your delusions and me in reality. Was fun tho ... thanks. :D
Why don't you enlighten me on what I said back in those days since you are the one who lives in "reality".
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Funny how those dejanews searches turn up nothing.
Admit it Arlo you got your butt whipped and you ran way like a girly man with you tail between your big fat legs.
hehe
You started this thread looking for some online fun bashing people who have no quarrel with you. I have to watch what I post since I do not desire another vacation from this group courtesy Skuzzy so you won't get one from me. Although I have a great trove of things I would love to rehash with you.
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ok you two...stop that...this thread is about me!
...me and my boner. :)
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I give this flame a 2 out of 10. Its about the right length for a good flame but thats about it.
Really without the cartoons Arlo..maybe you should leave the flaming to some of the expert moore flamers on this board.
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Originally posted by Habu
Funny how those dejanews searches turn up nothing.
Admit it Arlo you got your butt whipped and you ran way like a girly man with you tail between your big fat legs.
hehe
You started this thread looking for some online fun bashing people who have no quarrel with you. I have to watch what I post since I do not desire another vacation from this group courtesy Skuzzy so you won't get one from me. Although I have a great trove of things I would love to rehash with you.
Well waltz it on over to Bigweek, darlin, and let's get to rehashin'. I'd say we take it to FANG but it's dead. There's still a few threads can be googled, though, which I heartily encourage. Just so you can waltz down memory lane again. Don't be surprised if they don't look the way you "remember" them, though. MoB and Arpvenger were anything but imaginative, intelligent and articulate. :aok :D
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Originally posted by Pongo
I give this flame a 2 out of 10. Its about the right length for a good flame but thats about it.
Really without the cartoons Arlo..maybe you should leave the flaming to some of the expert moore flamers on this board.
Hey .... it's understood that subject matter bias in no way affected your critique. ;)
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
ok you two...stop that...this thread is about me!
...me and my boner. :)
By all rights then this should be a rather short thread.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
By all rights then this should be a rather short thread.
hey...we're talking about mine, not arlo's;)
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
hey...we're talking about mine, not arlo's;)
Then by all rights the thread should not exist at all. My bad. :D
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Originally posted by Arlo
Well waltz it on over to Bigweek, darlin, and let's get to rehashin'. . :aok :D
Sorry not my kind of place. Not that there is anything wrong with being ummm you know. :D
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Originally posted by Habu
Sorry not my kind of place. Not that there is anything wrong with being ummm you know. :D
... "brave enough to finish what we start?" Yeah ... I know.:D
From: MoB_The Boss (UFSH_Leader@yahoo.com)
Subject: Arlo; The Ugly.
Date: 2000/04/07
If you havent seen the picture of "The Ugly fat a**"
check it @ Avengers post "to: ______" and then
click on Arlo's reply....
He is a fat bellybutton 300lb low life loser.
(reference - 16 yr old photo of Arlo which apparently shows him to be a 300 lb lowlife loser ... )
(http://www.look-at-ewe.com/arlo.jpg)
Date: 2000/04/07
From: "Arlo" wrote in message
news:u94wggOo$GA.255@cppssbbsa04...
"The Stupid, the Stupid and the Ugly (Fat Guy)"
Arlo, Boss and Avenger stand in the middle of a Mexican graveyard glaring. They at him .... he at they. Camera closes in on their squinting eyes (one eye at a time) and the sound of a fly buzzing Boss' head disappears with a flick/slurp.
Avenger: Arlo, you are ugly and fat.
Arlo: Avenger, you are stupid ..... and conceited.
Boss: I am stupid too.
Boss and Avenger pull guns and shoot themselves in the foot.
Avenger: I know who you are .. oh ... ouch.
Boss: I am stupid too.
Arlo: (Laughs and goes off to drink a Margarita ... after all, he's legal)
;-P
the thread (http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=38F23C8F.DEE891E2%40yahoo.com&rnum=27&prev=/groups%3Fq%3Darlo%2Bda%2Brocket%2Bavenger%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26selm%3D38F23C8F.DEE891E2%2540yahoo.com%26rnum%3D27)
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This story of yours has one obvious flaw. Xtoronto is Canuckian, and is therefor incapable of achieving an erection. You're lying, Arlo, which is the final piece to the puzzle. I've figured it out, that's right, you're outed. Arlo is Mr. Black!
PS...Did Habu really just state that Arlo lost at the Intardnet while others won? That's special.
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Eh .... I've got the ceremonial dagger and Saki ready. *ShruG* The dishonor .... and all.
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cough ghey cough
Arlo I am glad you dropped the guy with the PhD Dr persona. Which was a very unfunny variation of the "dance puppet dance" routine, except it was funny in an unintentional way in that you have about as much chance of having a PhD as say Brittany Spears.
I am also glad you dropped all that really stupid "Arlo the Sandrat" and Eat at Alices stuff from your sig line that must mean something in a parallel dimension (or in your ritalin ravaged mind) but really does not give anyone the impression that you are a deep sort of fellow (which I am sure was your intention).
I am sure in your mind lines like "subject one has noticed the bait" are really hilarious but I found the whole thing pretty lame (especially after you more or less repeated yourself for the hundreds of posts you made.
I am also glad you have finally overcome the urge to type "shrug" and "snork" at least once in every post you make I did enjoy seeing you try to explain how "snork" was a swallow sound and then try to defend yourself for using swallow sounds in a flame against a bunch of guys.
ahhh memories :lol
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Whoa! I never knew all of this was still festering deep inside you, Jethro. And your take on the whole event from way back is quite interesting and all. No ... wait .... not really. But do go on. :D
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From: Arlo (ArloGu3@Yahoo.com)
Subject: Avenger calls the CPS
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.games.zone.f ighterace
Date: 2000/05/05
(riiiiing)
CPS: Child Protective Services, this is Rachel, how may I help you?
Avenger: I wish to register a complaint against someone for child abuse.
CPS: What is the nature of the abuse and did you witness it?
Avenger: This guy who picks on me in an internet newsgroup isn't earning as much as I think he should, therefore I assume that his family is suffering.
CPS: Excuse me?
Avenger: How about ... this guy who is picking on me in an internet newsgroup posted his pic and mentioned the town he's from, giving everyone access to his family and endangering them, so when I showed how easy it was to dig up personal data on him and his family .....
CPS: Is your mommy or daddy home? Do they know you make crank calls to government agencies?
Avenger: THIS IS NOT A CRANK CALL!
CPS: What is your name?
Avenger: Da Rocket Avenger!
*click!*
:-)
-Arlo
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Originally posted by Arlo
... "brave enough to finish what we start?" Yeah ... I know.:D
life loser.
(reference - 16 yr old photo of Arlo which apparently shows him to be a 300 lb lowlife loser ... )
(http://www.look-at-ewe.com/arlo.jpg)
Ummmm Arlo don't people usually submit a flattering shot of themselves when they post a picture online?
Perhaps you should have used a latter version. Like this one
(http://www.showcase.ca/trailerparkboys/images/features/p_blowing_bubbles_1.jpg)
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All I know is that Arlo was one of two guys that, after the collapse of AW, came onto this board absolutely itching for a fight. Pulled a SLO of epic proportions.
Not even gonna touch the idea that he's somewhat (largely?)responsible for the AWer's uneasy entry into AH, which unfortunately still seems to taint alla those guys to this day. Opps turns out I just did touch it. Howsomevah, he seems to have mellowed some.
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AW was his life. His only life.
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*sigh*
You FA flamejock wannabes never were good at this. Here ... let me help:
(http://jollyrogers.info/CAG44/gotpssy.gif)
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Originally posted by Arlo
*sigh*
You FA flamejock wannabes never were good at this. Here ... let me help:
(http://jollyrogers.info/CAG44/got*****.gif)
:rofl
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http://jollyrogers.info/CAG44/got*****.gif
I hope it's on yer server and you can retitle the image. Otherwise I'm sure we'd be missing out on something good.
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Kinda interesting watching someone's composure take a nose-dive. Affects the quality of their work.
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Originally posted by Nash
http://jollyrogers.info/CAG44/got*****.gif
I hope it's on yer server and you can retitle the image. Otherwise I'm sure we'd be missing out on something good.
I hope you're right! :eek:
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Originally posted by Nash
Kinda interesting watching someone's composure take a nose-dive. Affects the quality of their work.
Nash .... did I piss you off in FANG as well? Never knew. Anyone else? :)
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Don't even know what FANG is.
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Then what's with all the hypersensitivity here? Is it because I made fun of Michael Moore? Or is it xtoronto? Not that it'll change anything. Surely not Habu's residual pantyknot from 4 yrs ago? Just curious. :D
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Well you did sorta piss me off when you implied in another thread that you were going to let me off the hook for something. Right. It was that same arrogance which brought back memories of your initial belly-flop into AH.
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Ahhh ... then it's all just a harmless misunderstanding. Whew. Didn't think I hooked ya in another thread. I'll look for it and edit whatever it is I said (if I can). :)
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heh... don't bother. No huge worries.
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I still like the oriental ta-ta avatar. Got anymore? Thinking of putting them all together?
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Whew good thing that is all settled. Be sure and go back and make that edit Arlo.
While we are all getting touchy feely here let me just explain to you Arlo why I brought all of this up.
You are friggn hilarious. You have 3 chins, your most flattering picture is one that is 25 years old, you have no life outside of these newsgroups and you love to jump in and get all mouthy with people. I love it.
You are like a Chihuahua. Well not really in size maybe but at least in attitude. I have never met a Chihuahua that did not think it was the baddest dog on the block.
:lol
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Neh .... I've got one more recent. Here ya are:
(http://jollyrogers.info/serenity/arlosbarpic02.jpg)
Still got them three chins and all. Less hair too. And yeah .. I apparently have no life but here ... unlike you, who are way too busy doing interesting things in real life to waste your time despirately trying to rekindle your half-arse pathetic flaming skills you took two years perfecting over at the FANG. Thanks for playing. Nice to meet you again. You were noticed. Carry on. :D
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Just be sure to make that edit before you go to bed tonight ok?
(http://www.goonet.it/Animali/dog/imgdog/chihuahua.jpg)
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Are you still trying? Well good for you. I'm the chihuahua guy. Right. Ok. Thanks again. You'll get there. Just type faster and harder on the keyboard. Someone let me know when he gets good at this. :D
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Habu, Bubbles rules.
"A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!"
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I love that show. I heard that because of the frequent use of guns it will never get on any mainstream cable channel like MTV in the US. Too bad.
Bubbles rules.
Trailer Park Boys (http://www.trailerparkboys.com/)
(http://www.trailerparkboys.com/1024/horiz05.jpg)