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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: mechanic on July 23, 2004, 10:28:12 PM
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this man obviously let flies lay eggs in his ears....
(http://www.snopes.com/photos/small/maggot1_small.jpg)
...either that or he put these maggots there himself as they are his only friends and he likes their company?
(http://www.snopes.com/photos/small/maggot2_small.jpg)
dont sleep by open windows whilst storing pieces of rotting meat in your ears.
Edit: if you cant see these images then right click on them, copy the URL, paste in your URL box and then hit the 'back' button. Its worth a look!! unless you dont like looking at brains....
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I'll be sure to remember that one.
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Originally posted by mechanic
Edit: if you cant see these images then right click on them, copy the URL, paste in your URL box and then hit the 'back' button. Its worth a look!! unless you dont like looking at brains....
Or... you could just post the link...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp
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If I were that guy, I would have scrubbed that down real good with a wire brush then glued a hairpiece over it.
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A little Robutussin will fix that right up.
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...or he could thrown some jumping cactus in that mess, then nail a two by four over that and mount a drink holder to it.
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Looks like my brain after an hour long client brief.
I'm hungry.
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WTF
Possibly the worst pics EVAR.
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LOL.. you've been Skuzzinated.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
WTF
Possibly the worst pics EVAR.
you despise this man now, but he's obviously evolving into a higher being. He's being very open minded in my opinion.
One day we will all have exposed brains with maggots keeping it real.
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Originally posted by NUKE
He's being very open minded in my opinion.
LMAO
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The rotting meat is the real catalyst here.
You should always, always, always use fresh meat of the finest cuts, and it should be changed at least evry other day. In warmer climates it is recommended that the ear meat be changed daily.
I mean..Jeebus! This is basic hygene.
Now, if you will excuse me, I am due to replace a couple of center cuts.:rofl
RTR
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Apparently he tells his barber to "just take a little off the sides."
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Originally posted by NUKE
>>He's being very open minded in my opinion.>>
LMAO genius pun
and RTR, you're right, in some really hot climates ive heard they change their ear meat almost hourly!
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Maggots are commonly used in hospitals to clean wounds as they are more efficiant at cleaning wounds and will only eat the dead flesh.
Larger question is what the hell was wrong with this guy to begin with?
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Maggots are commonly used in hospitals to clean wounds as they are more efficiant at cleaning wounds and will only eat the dead flesh.
Larger question is what the hell was wrong with this guy to begin with?
well, I know maggots clean wounds and only eat dead flesh...but WHAT HOSPITALS COMMONLY USE THEM??? LOL!
Please give me the list so that I can be sure to avoid those hospitals.
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They aren’t commonly used, but instead are usually used for chronic, nonhealing wounds that are infected despite more conventional treatment. You can’t use just any maggot, it has to be specific species (usually blowfly larvae) and they are sterilized with radiation first (so don't try this at home kids). The larvae secrete enzymes that liquefy dead tissue and kill bacteria. This provides a painless way to debride tissue instead of using surgery.
The medical use of maggots became widespread in World War I. Wounded soldiers would get trapped in no-man’s land between the trenches and it would take several days before the lines could be advanced so that the injured man could be retrieved. The military doctors noticed the patients that had maggots in their wounds were still alive while others had usually died of infection.
By the way, medical use of leeches are also making a comeback, mostly in skin grafts and surgical re-attachment of limbs. This year the FDA approved both leeches and maggots.
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More disturbing than the images are your posts.:( The inmates are running the assylum.:lol
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Although the explanations quoted above are erroneous, these images are in fact real and undoctored, and they are indeed photographs taken of a patient whose brain surface was exposed and crawling with insects. The pictures date from October 2002, and they are photographs of a man in his 70s who was suffering from an unusual form of cancer which had eaten away at the upper portion of his skull and scalp but who had not sought any medical treatment because the condition was not causing him pain. The man was brought to the trauma center at Stanford University Hospital (where the photographs shown here were taken) by San Mateo County paramedics who had been summoned to the scene after the man was involved in a minor automobile accident and who found him in his car in the condition pictured.
I figured it looked too lumpy to be a brain. That's one heckuva tumor.