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Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: Hawklore on July 23, 2004, 10:53:26 PM: Quote
LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the "crest" of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a "kamikaze" fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html
Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: hawker238 on July 23, 2004, 10:55:31 PM: Why did you bother posting that....
Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: JB73 on July 23, 2004, 10:58:20 PM: yeah Hawk, that BS drivel from a pentecostal???

Dude, go to church with your brother

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Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: Hawklore on July 23, 2004, 11:00:09 PM: :D

+1
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Post by: Pongo on July 23, 2004, 11:04:38 PM: Dont get your hopes up. The UFOs dont handle like nikis. Its taking me a while to get the hang of it and Sept 29th is looming.
Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: Hawklore on July 23, 2004, 11:13:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Dont get your hopes up. The UFOs dont handle like nikis. Its taking me a while to get the hang of it and Sept 29th is looming.

WE ARE ALL DOOOooOOOoOOOoooomd!
Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: Dago on July 23, 2004, 11:40:30 PM: What a surprise that came out of California. No kooks out there! :rofl

dago
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Post by: AKIron on July 24, 2004, 12:06:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GScholz
This may come as a shock, but Hitech really is an alien ... ad here's the PROOF!

LOL
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Post by: AKIron on July 24, 2004, 12:09:26 AM: This Dr. Terry Johnson needs to learn not to be so specific when making near term end of the earth predictions. The time comes and goes and he's um, discredited.

Tell the truth now Hawklore, you made all this up right? ;)
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Post by: Hawklore on July 24, 2004, 12:15:41 AM: No, but I expected the link to take me to the onion...
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Post by: LWACE on July 24, 2004, 12:34:20 AM: lmao, thats good stuff. What would yall do if it did happen? :eek: :rofl :rofl
Title: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not.
Post by: Hawklore on July 24, 2004, 12:41:51 AM: Go out buy an automatic weapon, make love to my female friends, (cause they are all hot) etc... :aok
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Post by: LWACE on July 24, 2004, 12:49:38 AM: id laugh. then hope i was one of the "saved" human super computers, then find some hot alien chicks and hit it.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 24, 2004, 01:42:26 AM: "It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs"

Umm not for nothing but last I heard "UFO's" Were
"UNIDENTIFIED Flying objects"
Now if something is "unidentified" then you dont know what it is as it has no identification.
How can you learn to fly somthing without having first either identified it or naming it and thus giving it an identification

"Hey Bill, I'm gonna fly this thing"
"what thing Bob?"
"This..thing Bill"
"Well what is it Bob?"
"Its unidentified we dont know what it is so damned if I know
but Im gonna fly it anyway"

:rofl
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Post by: MrBill on July 24, 2004, 03:09:53 AM: Well it is pretty obvious to me that these aliens have totally overlooked the fact that there are still plenty of nerds with powerbooks out there. :D
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Post by: RTStuka on July 24, 2004, 03:52:08 AM: Oh sure they have mastered Space Travel and the ability to wipe out earth but they still need humans who can hardly get off our own planet as super computers. :rofl :rofl
I got an idea lets all start posting stuff about MM being a real genius, I mean if we are to GScholz then HiTech is an alien. Well that means the aliens are watching the BB, so if we fool them into thinking how great moore is then they will take him away right.
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Post by: DipStick on July 24, 2004, 04:27:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
yeah Hawk, that BS drivel from a pentecostal???
You have a problem with Pentecostals?
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Post by: B17Skull12 on July 24, 2004, 10:29:41 AM: I label that man Offically insane.
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Post by: TBolt A-10 on July 24, 2004, 11:56:34 AM: :rofl GScholz
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Post by: Staga on July 24, 2004, 12:45:22 PM: I knew there was a reason why GWB just keep increasing your international debt; He knew you wont have to pay it back like... err... ever!
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Post by: Hawklore on July 24, 2004, 01:03:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DipStick
You have a problem with Pentecostals?

He is referring to a post I made about my brother....
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Post by: midnight Target on July 24, 2004, 01:07:30 PM: No problem... we'll just download a virus into the mother ship and take them out with F-18's
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 24, 2004, 01:29:42 PM: Dr. Terry Johnson's shopping list:

1. New Nike trainers
2. Roll of quarters
3. Kool-Aid
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Post by: AKWeav on July 24, 2004, 06:04:14 PM: Hmm, has he spoken to Art Bell about this? Yes I know he's retired, but for something as important as this, I'm sure he'll come back.:p
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 24, 2004, 06:17:09 PM: Art does the weekend shift now.
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Post by: Nash on July 24, 2004, 06:19:54 PM: I'll be wearing a pair of black Nikes just to be safe.