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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Habu on July 27, 2004, 10:09:23 AM
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Really. Today I broke the law. I am at work sh*tting my pants waiting for the police to show up. Here is my sad story.
On the weekend my wife decided to clean up the garden at the back of the yard. We have a big lilac bush and it was spreading over the pool and dropping all kinds of stuff into the water. So she got me to trim off a couple of branches. The branches were pretty big probably about 10' long, 6 inches at the base and spread out like crazy at the end.
I dragged them to the front of the house and realized they were too big for the garbage man to take. On the way to work I pass a garden refuse facility where they take compostable material and well they compost it. Our town used to have an agreement where we could drop off grass cuttings, leaves branches etc there for free.
So on the way to work today I decided to drop the two big branches off there. I was running a bit late at 7 am when I pulled up and no one was in the gate house so I drove by and parked on the tarmac near a few piles of tree clippings that someone else had dropped off.
Just before I unload a guy at the gate house whistles for me to come over. So I park the truck and walk over. It is a kid about 18 years old with acne on his face and an attitude. He asks me what I am doing. I tell him I am dropping some branches off. He hands me a sheet of paper that says as of April 1 I have to take my yard waste to another facility that is about 20 minutes away.
I ask him if I can just leave the two branches and next time I will go there. Well the young Clint Eastwood says "No. That is the rule and I am here to enforce the rules. No exceptions". Flabbergasted I walk back to my truck thinking how late I am going to be for work. As I got nearer the truck I started to feel a bit giddy. Screw him I thought. Who is he to boss me around? I grabbed the top branch and threw it on the pile of stuff next to my truck. Homo boy sees what I am doing and starts to sprint over (or as fast a sprint as out of shape fat teenager can manage). I grab the second branch and throw it on top of the first.
I get in the truck and start to drive away. Idiot boy jumps in front of my truck (I have to say he was certainly dedicated to his job). I stop and roll down my window. He is practically foaming at the mouth. I tell him "You be sure to have a nice day" as I pull away. He is yelling "I have your plate number. There is a minimum $50 fee for dumping. I am calling the police".
About 5 minutes later the euphoria of sticking it to the man is wearing off. I start to sweat. I am getting nervous. What is the penalty for leaving illegal contraband (2 lilac branches) at the local garden waste facility? Do the police have a special task force to catch offenders like me? I pray not.
Man oh man. Now I know how Saddam feels.
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Your life as you knew it is over. How will you face the wife andkids after this. Might as well end it now. Nice knowing ya.:p
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Could have gave the kid $20, dumped the branches, went on your way, and everyone would be happy.
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hehe it's a strange country you are living in :D
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Originally posted by Creamo
Could have gave the kid $20, dumped the branches, went on your way, and everyone would be happy.
From the sounds of it I'd say that dweeb woulda taken less than $20.
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I tried to "tip" him. I have no problem sliding a 20 over to a guy who bends the rules for me. I don't know. Maybe he was putting on a big show for his coworkers over in the building he came out of. He wanted no part of a tip.
This is not a small little mom and pop type place. It is part of huge waste management company. Picture a small pickup truck with two branchs in the back parked in front of 200 or 300 acre facility with lots of heavy equipment around.
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You should have done the smart thing and put the stuff in your neighbours garbage can.
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it's going on your permanent record.
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You will never be able to buy a firearm in the future, as you are now a wanted and dangerous man. :D
Seriously, the cops have more to worry about than that. Probable worst case is you will receive some sort of ticket or notice of a fine in the mail.
dago
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Every time the phone rings I am breaking into a sweat.
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Tell them that you were late for getting home and sending in your Diplomacy orders. They'll buy that.
:aok
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Originally posted by Habu
Every time the phone rings I am breaking into a sweat.
God I would give big to have Habu's real name and phone number today....
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Originally posted by Creamo
Could have gave the kid $20, dumped the branches, went on your way, and everyone would be happy.
Bribary of that sort runs rampant in Europe, you don't want to lower your standards to that of Europe? The only majority of our U.S. population that is corrupt is our politicians. Lets keep it that way.
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Hmm, I'd say the kid was doing his job. He probably had been a nice guy in the past and had his butt reamed out and threatened with termination for being a nice guy. Then up drives Habu with better things to do...
Your lucky they don't make you pick up trash on the side of the road for a month.
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Well rpm357 maybe if they posted a big sign out front that said they no longer accepted household garden waste so I could see it one of the 500 times I have passed by in the last 4 months I would agree with you.
As it is they don't say a thing until you are there. Then nazi boy smugly tells you to leave.
I am not the type to push kids around. I usually do all I can to cooperate with them if one is serving me at a store or whatever.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Bribary of that sort runs rampant throughout america, why not raise our standards to that of Europe instead?
lol :D
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Originally posted by Habu
Well Ripsnort maybe if they posted a big sign out front that said they no longer accepted household garden waste so I could see it one of the 500 times I have passed by in the last 4 months I would agree with you.
As it is they don't say a thing until you are there. Then nazi boy smugly tells you to leave.
I am not the type to push kids around. I usually do all I can to cooperate with them if one is serving me at a store or whatever.
You have nothing to fear. If the police in your town have time to chase down the garbage dump dumpster you must live in Lake Wobegone. I'm peeing my pants laughing while reading this. It's too funny This must be a troll!
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Hmm, I'd say the kid was doing his job. He probably had been a nice guy in the past and had his butt reamed out and threatened with termination for being a nice guy. Then up drives Habu with better things to do...
Your lucky they don't make you pick up trash on the side of the road for a month.
from RPM
This from the guy who was practicaly bragging about all the speeding tickets he got.... :rolleyes:
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This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.
It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.
I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.
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Originally posted by Habu
This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.
It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.
I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.
Cruise by the station and talk to the sargeant in charge of criminal dumping. I'm sure he's a busy guy but will gladly take time to discuss the issue with you! B.Y.O.H.C.
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You must destroy the evidence. How good are you with fire?
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Originally posted by Habu
This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.
It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.
I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.
Don't do it damn you, DON'T turn yourself in!!!! :D
Karaya
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I support the death penalty for illegal dumpers of lawn refuse!
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You know what is funny? The first thing I did when I got to the warehouse today was sweep out the back of my truck.
No lilac leaves or branches to be found there now. Second thing I did was back up under a tree so if I missed the odd little piece it could be assumed it dropped from the tree.
I felt like John Wayne Gacy digging a hole in is basement. Any second I fully expected the police to pull up.
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send your wife or mom over with money for the guy and offer to pay for your littering.
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THEN tell "Nazi Boy" to kiss your prettythang :rofl
Karaya
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Originally posted by Nilsen
send your wife or mom over with money for the guy and offer to pay for your littering.
My wife is laughing her bellybutton off. She does not see the seriousness of the situation. I have a good friend who is a cop. She told me to act dumb if they call and tell them the kid must have got the plate wrong.
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If you had shot the kid there would be no witness.
You gotta start thinking these things through.
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ROTFLMAO:lol HABU, I wonder what'll be waiting for you when you get home this afternoon? Hmmmm...?
"Cuff 'im Dano".
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Ok, I got it, it's ok to break the law if you feel it is not an important one.
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Originally posted by Sixpence
Ok, I got it, it's ok to break the law if you feel it is not an important one.
Dumping Toxins, I'll agree with you, two pissy-prettythang lilac bush branches? You have a problem. Furthermore, they are REQUIRED BY LAW to have signs posted. Where you can actually read the bastids, not hidden by "trees" n chit.
Karaya
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Habu,
I wouldn't worry about it. They'd probably be afraid of pressing charges in this lawsuit-happy time we live in. Too much hassle for them to follow through, anyway.
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Dumping Toxins, I'll agree with you, two pissy-prettythang lilac bush branches? You have a problem. Furthermore, they are REQUIRED BY LAW to have signs posted. Where you can actually read the bastids, not hidden by "trees" n chit.
Karaya
I'm not the one with the problem, I didn't break the law.
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Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.
Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
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Originally posted by Sixpence
I'm not the one with the problem, I didn't break the law.
Typical response when one's argument is null and void. Keep backpedaling. He didn't break the law, IF there are no signs. The list of excuses Habu could bring up are endless. No signs, no fine. Habu, just pretend you're deaf.
Karaya
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Typical response when one's argument is null and void. Keep backpedaling. He didn't break the law, IF there are no signs. The list of excuses Habu could bring up are endless. No signs, no fine. Habu, just pretend you're deaf.
Karaya
He broke the law, you are giving a song and dance, give it up.
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Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.
Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.
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Originally posted by Habu
Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.
Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.
He's stumped on the "No Signs, No fines". Keep to a story Habu and stick with it. <> Habu.
Karaya
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Originally posted by Habu
Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.
Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.
In other words, he is being hauled off to jail
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.
Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
Habu, you're going away for a long, long time. Your life style as you know it is going to come to an end. I'm sure the black helicopter agents have a thick file of all your serious past discretions of the law. You know the ones:
Your failure to come to a complete stop at the limit line at stop signs. Throwing your gum wrappers on the street instead of a trash can. Going a few mph over the speed limit. Oh yeah, your occasional jaywalking, too. Oh my goodness, the times you spit on the sidewalk!
Now we have to add to the loooong and very serious list of dumping two lilac branches in someone elses dumpster.
Mr, you're going away for a long, long time. I mean the police have absolutely nothing better to do with their time. I'll bet at least five squad cars come screeching to a halt in front of your house, the cops with their guns drawn arriving at your door.
Maybe they'll have SWAT bust in first.
See what you did? That branch dumping incident just broke the camel's back.
Do they allow internet access from prison? Let us know.
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This is my troll Saburo! Get lost!
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Originally posted by Dago
You will never be able to buy a firearm in the future, as you are now a wanted and dangerous man. :D
dago
now now, it will only limit him to max. 3 hand guns 2 shotguns and 1 sniper rifle.
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Oh no!!!!
they are going to use this post as evidence when they sentence you to death penalty, and all the people that post here telling you to do stuff are helping a criminal!
im calling the police!
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Pssssstttttt!!! I have some connections that can fix you up. We can get you into Mexico at midnight tonight. You will have to stay two years at which time you may return home, but under a new identity, etc. :D
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Originally posted by Sixpence
This is my troll Saburo! Get lost!
GREEDY!!! I'll have you know that I just looked in my 'Internet Rulebook For Dummies.' No where does it say that a thread is restricted to one troll only. Actually if you'll look at page 59 (section 3 under Internet Thread Rules), paragraph 2, In any particular thread, the more trolls the better.
See? It's in writing in an official internet book, so it must be true.
You're wrong. Oh, and another thing, if you mention that your post was a troll, your troll becomes null and void.
It says that in my book too but I have to find that statement to post it here.
edit*** Found it (page 57 section 2 under Internet Thread Rules: Trolling, paragraph 3):
Under no circumstances shall the troller state that he has been trolling. The truly skillful trolls are self-evident and need not be explained. If a troller has to explain that his/her statement was a troll, it becomes null and void.
There you go, concrete proof that your's doesn't count.
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I was dumping illegally many years back. I was offloading scrap lumber from a roof we had removed, just lumber. This was in a field that was being developed for I-75. So I'm tossing Pine 2x4's off of the back of my Chevy C-60 flatbed. I hear a car approach so I stop. The car stops just behind some shrubs and I can see the Dade County green and gold stripes of an official vehicle just the hood was visible. I jump off of the truck and start tossing the lumber back up on the flatbed. The code enforcement guy pulls up, stops and asks what I'm doing. I tell him that I'm picking up lumber to burn in my fireplace at home ( I did have one) He looks at me and smirks knowing full well what's happened. He says that there were reports of illegal dumping observed by the police helo in this vicinity but sadly the helo was off chasing bad guys. He advised me to leave before the helo was free to return, slaps me on the back and says best one I've ever heard kid and goes away chuckling. They don't take organic stuff like that too seriously.
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Originally posted by storch
I was dumping illegally many years back. I was offloading scrap lumber from a roof we had removed, just lumber. This was in a field that was being developed for I-75. So I'm tossing Pine 2x4's off of the back of my Chevy C-60 flatbed. I hear a car approach so I stop. The car stops just behind some shrubs and I can see the Dade County green and gold stripes of an official vehicle just the hood was visible. I jump off of the truck and start tossing the lumber back up on the flatbed. The code enforcement guy pulls up, stops and asks what I'm doing. I tell him that I'm picking up lumber to burn in my fireplace at home ( I did have one) He looks at me and smirks knowing full well what's happened. He says that there were reports of illegal dumping observed by the police helo in this vicinity but sadly the helo was off chasing bad guys. He advised me to leave before the helo was free to return, slaps me on the back and says best one I've ever heard kid and goes away chuckling. They don't take organic stuff like that too seriously.
:lol
Nice one. Quick thinking on your feet.
I would have saved the wood for my fireplace though.
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Only evidence there will be is the kids word, and the freshl cut wounds on the tree... :p
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Wait until it's all over then write a 20 minute song about it.
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Originally posted by Habu
:lol
Nice one. Quick thinking on your feet.
I would have saved the wood for my fireplace though.
We only burn oak. pine leaves too much creosote in the flue and it's a Biotch to clean. Plus we only use it two or three days a year when the temperature drops into the 50's and we're freezing :]
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Geez, forgive me for takin the poor kid's point of view. You are right about them posting a sign. If you get anything it will be a ticket in the mail.
And just for the record GTO, I wasn't practically bragging about my speeding tickets. I WAS bragging about them. I know I funded a Bahamas trip for my lawyer one year.
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don't forget to tell us how much the fine is, after you get it, knowing the postal system, sometime in 2100
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Originally posted by Habu
You know what is funny? The first thing I did when I got to the warehouse today was sweep out the back of my truck.
No lilac leaves or branches to be found there now. Second thing I did was back up under a tree so if I missed the odd little piece it could be assumed it dropped from the tree.
I felt like John Wayne Gacy digging a hole in is basement. Any second I fully expected the police to pull up.
you need to be more thorough.
you need to completely level the lilac tree, so there is no evidence you ever even owned on. dig it up stump and all (be very careful when you dispose of this part, you don't need to start this all over again. maybe you could hire a hire some guys to roll it up in an old carpet and bury it for you, since you wouldn't want to be seen dumping more lilac debris), so they can't match it genetically to the evidence. then get some gas and burn off your whole yard in-case any leaves or blossoms are left.
next you need to get your truck painted, so the description doesn't match the plate.
or you could rush home, put your feet up, take a couple Valium, pop open a beer and chill out.
if something as minor as this can up your stress level this much, you must have one smooth and easy-going life. I envy you.
worst case scenario- they send you a citation in the mail, you plead guilty and send in a fine that doesn't even come close to what you would have paid in gas, time, and dumping fees if you'd had gone to the other dump site. and as a bonus you have this funny little story about your brush with the law. nobody can take that from you man.
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And don't forget to wash out the bed of the truck with bleach. It removes any traces of blood, Er.....Sap! yea thats the ticket, sap.
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You could complain to the dumping company that you were assualted by that kid but you would be willing to call it even. :D
take the offensive!!!!
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Originally posted by Habu
Every time the phone rings I am breaking into a sweat.
Just imagine it's retired police that might answer dumping trees limbs emergency calls. I would put Maverick on you.
Answer the door, tell him to go blow himself, close it, and watch him dig his conceal permit training manual, and not to pull a gun. Then laugh and go back to doing some stuff guys do in their own homes.
I'd shoot you, but Im not an EX-COP with a bad avator trying to live my past, or be Tom Cruise.
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
you need to be more thorough.
you need to completely level the lilac tree, so there is no evidence you ever even owned on. dig it up stump and all (be very careful when you dispose of this part, you don't need to start this all over again. maybe you could hire a hire some guys to roll it up in an old carpet and bury it for you, since you wouldn't want to be seen dumping more lilac debris), so they can't match it genetically to the evidence. then get some gas and burn off your whole yard in-case any leaves or blossoms are left.
next you need to get your truck painted, so the description doesn't match the plate.
or you could rush home, put your feet up, take a couple Valium, pop open a beer and chill out.
if something as minor as this can up your stress level this much, you must have one smooth and easy-going life. I envy you.
worst case scenario- they send you a citation in the mail, you plead guilty and send in a fine that doesn't even come close to what you would have paid in gas, time, and dumping fees if you'd had gone to the other dump site. and as a bonus you have this funny little story about your brush with the law. nobody can take that from you man.
:rofl
You have me pegged, at least my wife says so.
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Originally posted by mosgood
You could complain to the dumping company that you were assualted by that kid but you would be willing to call it even. :D
take the offensive!!!!
I have to say mosgood is the guy I would most like to have as a partner in crime. Or as a neighbor. Good practical ideas.
Well the cops never called or came buy so I am begining to relax. The two beers at dinner didn't hurt either. Too bad I was out of Corona, had to settle for Coors Lite.
Phew life on the lam is tough.
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Originally posted by Habu
I have to say mosgood is the guy I would most like to have as a partner in crime. Or as a neighbor. Good practical ideas.
Well the cops never called or came buy so I am begining to relax. The two beers at dinner didn't hurt either. Too bad I was out of Corona, had to settle for Coors Lite.
Phew life on the lam is tough.
LOL
Probably why I chose the infomercial industry as my profession
:D
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It’s time to start thinking seriously about what you’ve done and start planning your next move… A little pool cue chalk over the eyes and some cherry Kool-Aid powder on the lips will help you snag a good cellie.
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.
Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.
you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.
hoep you are in good with your boss LOL
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Bleach is a good start for washing out the back of the truck, but what you really need is the amino activated cleaner that breaks down the organic residue of the 'lilac tree'. You can get it at a pool supply store, iirc. BTW, you need a better cover story, everyone here knows what you're really talking about.
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Originally posted by Habu
This is not a small little mom and pop type place. It is part of huge waste management company. Picture a small pickup truck with two branchs in the back parked in front of 200 or 300 acre facility with lots of heavy equipment around.
Heh you could have more problems then just the cop.
As Dangerfeild so eloquently put it.
"I dont know if you ever checked but those things arent exactly run by the boy scouts"
I figger Vinny, Tony, and Joey baga doughnuts should be paying you a visit around 2AM
Say goodbye to your kneecaps :D
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Not only do you have to worry about the cops Habu, but since you posted here on the Boards a black van will be arriving oustide your home shortly. Oh and the CIA, FBI, ATF and homeland security is on too you also.
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.
Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
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well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.
you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.
hoep you are in good with your boss LOL
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I take it you are drunk JB? :)
Karaya
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Dude, you may as well go ahead and start welding plate steel to your truck, building Moltovs and hoarding ammo. Make it big so we will all know when you go out. "I'll never be taken alive!"
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.
Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
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well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.
you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.
hoep you are in good with your boss LOL
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I take it you are drunk JB? :)
Karaya
LOL nope, clean as a whistle
if i was drunk i'd be posting about how much i hate commie leb tree huggers, and that the kid was probably a PETA guy in disguise, stopping him from dumping branches, that should really be lovingly cared for and re-planted
i'd tell habu to go "fight the man" and dare those commie lib bastages to come after him. he'll have a chainsaw at the ready, set to chop down a screaming tree for every one that comes near him.
or something like that.
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Did someone bail him out yet?
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<--- Imagines this morning Habu wakes to the sound of a bullhorn blaring "We know your in there, throw out your tree branches and come out with your hands up". Looking out the windown Habu sees his home is now surrounded by a Swat team, officers from the Dept of Natural Resources, and that kid from the recycle place yelling "shoot him, shoot him, he tried to run me over!".
Life will never be the same for Habu, always looking over his shoulder, constantly eluding bounty hunters and young men trying to make a name for themselves by bringing in Compost Pile Enemy Number 1.
Oh woe is Habu, if he had only followed the rules of the recycle place, if he just hadn't turned to a life of crime.
:D
dago
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I just had a flashback to the movie "Better off Dead" where the newspaper kid keeps after the guy saying "2 dollars!"
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091022385_habu.jpg)
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Originally posted by Mini D
Wait until it's all over then write a 20 minute song about it.
LOL was thinking the same thing..where is Arlo ?:rofl
shamus
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
you need to be more thorough.
you need to completely level the lilac tree, so there is no evidence you ever even owned on. dig it up stump and all (be very careful when you dispose of this part, you don't need to start this all over again. maybe you could hire a hire some guys to roll it up in an old carpet and bury it for you, since you wouldn't want to be seen dumping more lilac debris), so they can't match it genetically to the evidence. then get some gas and burn off your whole yard in-case any leaves or blossoms are left.
next you need to get your truck painted, so the description doesn't match the plate.
or you could rush home, put your feet up, take a couple Valium, pop open a beer and chill out.
if something as minor as this can up your stress level this much, you must have one smooth and easy-going life. I envy you.
worst case scenario- they send you a citation in the mail, you plead guilty and send in a fine that doesn't even come close to what you would have paid in gas, time, and dumping fees if you'd had gone to the other dump site. and as a bonus you have this funny little story about your brush with the law. nobody can take that from you man.
I do believe this has all the makings of a really funny movie. Sorta on par with "The Burbs".
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Originally posted by Jackal1
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091022385_habu.jpg)
lol hey this is getting out of hand.
Thanks for all the good tips. I will be sure to bleach my truck if I every have reason to transport a dead person in the back.
I can see how one small step into the world of crime can lead to another. First I dumped the branches and I fully intended to lie to the police if they called me yesterday. Next I would be creating a false alibi and then who knows?
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Originally posted by Jackal1
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091022385_habu.jpg)
You're sunk, Habu. Anyone of us in here will turn you in for this kinda dough. Think what kinda killer game system that would build.:D
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Originally posted by Shamus
LOL was thinking the same thing..where is Arlo ?:rofl
shamus
Arlo doen't like me. I called him a chihauhau in this Thread (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124416&pagenumber=2) and said that Saddam wrote this poem about him while in jail in this Thread (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124872) :
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Originally posted by Habu
Arlo doen't like me. I called him a chihauhau in this Thread (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124416&pagenumber=2) and said that Saddam wrote this poem about him while in jail in this Thread (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124872) :
Guess who the kid you pissed off at the dump was sired by?
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lol
Damn I have Arlo's bastard son after my bellybutton now. That explains everything.
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Originally posted by Habu
lol
Damn I have Arlo's bastard son after my bellybutton now. That explains everything.
Yes the chihuahua/pitbull mix goaly for the local dart team is none other than Arlo Jr. His handle in AHII is numbskull12. Have a nice day.
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I aint getting thru to ya son!!! (leghorn voice)....was talkin about 8 by 10 color glossies with description on the back, I put that envelope there etc...
not about our Arlo:) !!!!
shamus
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Woot it is Friday and I am knocking off for the weekend. Still no police and no phone calls. Looks like I am home free.
Crime does pay.