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Title: Women
Post by: Sandman on July 30, 2004, 05:43:46 PM

When reading women's personal ads, it's a good idea to understand the hidden meanings...

40ish- : 49 years old
Adventurous : slept with your friends
Athletic : no tits
Average looking : Has a face like an ass
Beautiful : Pathological liar
Contagious Smile : Does a lot of pills
Educated : Was the campus potato
Emotionally Secure : On medication
Feminist : Fat
Free spirit : Junkie
Friendship first : Former slut
Fun : Annoying
Gentle : Dull
Good Listener : Autistic
New-Age : Body hair problems
Open-minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate : Sloppy drunk
Poet : Depressive
Professional : B***h
Romantic : Frigid
Social : Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous : Very Fat
Large lady : Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate : Stalker
Widow : Murderer

Title: Women
Post by: SaburoS on July 30, 2004, 05:52:06 PM

LOL! :rofl

Title: Women
Post by: United on July 30, 2004, 05:52:33 PM

:lol

Title: Women
Post by: AKIron on July 30, 2004, 09:02:19 PM

:lol

Title: Women
Post by: B17Skull12 on July 30, 2004, 09:35:08 PM

:rofl

Title: Women
Post by: JB73 on July 31, 2004, 01:49:21 AM

Quote

Originally posted by B17Skull12
:rofl

why laugh, girls still have cooties to you right?

someday you'll find that magic girl that will kiss you or something, and after running to the bathroom to wash it off, you will realise you like it.

hehehheheheheh