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Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: wulfie on July 30, 2004, 08:31:22 PM: Hey guys, long time no post. I have a horrific story of sabotage vs. the U.S. Military to relate to you. It isn't pretty, but I think you should know the truth about FunkedUp and the FDBs.

It all started harmlessly enough - I gave FunkedUp a call last night and the AH BBS came up as a topic during our conversation - something about Hortlund going to Gaza to protest Israeli Aggression and Mr. Black being appointed the DDO at the CIA - what other explanation could there be for a life-sized Stevie Ray Vaughn (sp?) poster on the door of the DDO?

So I'm looking through the AH BBS 'off topic' section and I see FunkedUp's thread titled 'T-Shirt of the Day'. I love the shirt. So I look at the properties for the picture hoping that I can find out where to buy one.

It's at this point that the bait for FunkedUp's cleverly laid trap was taken. If I had only known then what I know now.

You see, I start looking through the images and other files on FunkedUp's website. There's a few other guys in the room with me - all posessing brains worth at least $500,000 of U.S. Government money in terms of training and time invested. And they really aren't paying that much attention to my laptop but there wasn't any porn on the TV (yet) so when I opened *this* image...

http://home.earthlink.net/~mikeywaltz/kay04.jpg

...well it was at this point that FunkedUp's bait lured the entire room into the kill zone in ~.032 seconds.

So you can guess the progression...

kay05.jpg
kay06.jpg
kay07.jpg
kay08.jpg
kay09.jpg
kay10.jpg

...and then I go back to the file listing for his webpage and the 4 sets of eyes peering over my shoulders see *this* filename:

kay11hugenakedboobies.jpg

"Oh dude open that one!"

"RIGHT ON LEMME SEE IT BABY!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Did I mention it had been a few weeks since any of us had been in a position to 'entertain some ladies with stimulating conversation'?

Now, being a compassionate human being there is no way in Hades I am going to post that picture on the AH BBS.

But the link to it is:

http://home.earthlink.net/~mikeywaltz/

(then click on the file mentioned above)

BE WARNED - the picture is almost as painful as listening to the democratic party explain (lie) about how they will 'help' the U.S. Military and the U.S. intelligence community. :)

If I had a tape recorder running I think the responses upon seeing that picture would have been worth a free beer and sushi courtesy of FunkedUp for 2-3 years. It wasn't pretty - we're talking permanent mental damage inflicted on guys who are no strangers to the horrors of war. Such damage can only be seen as a blatant act of aggression against the Armed Forces of the United States of America. I hereby denounce FunkedUp and the FDBs and this terrorist act they have commited. They will be hunted down and brought to justice. As for the rest of the AH BBS - "You are either with us or against us."

Take care guys. :)

Mike/wulfie

(edit: Skuzzy sorry I forgot that posting a direct link might not be acceptable - so I posted a link to '~mikeywaltz/' only and listed the file by name - honest mistake on my part)
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 30, 2004, 08:32:53 PM: I am so IN.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Sandman on July 30, 2004, 08:33:46 PM: In.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: B17Skull12 on July 30, 2004, 08:34:51 PM: in.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: SaburoS on July 30, 2004, 08:41:53 PM: Shh you guys, Skuzzy might not investigate. LOL!
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: SOB on July 30, 2004, 08:43:15 PM: LOL, hurray for FunkyNuts! His intentional prank unintentionally nabs some not-so-innocent bystanders and he completes his FDB training. He can now do stupid and cruel stuff without even trying or knowing what the hell is going on. Congratulations, FunkedUp!
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: wulfie on July 30, 2004, 08:45:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
...some not-so-innocent bystanders...

Have you no decency!?! I resemble that remark! :)

Mike/wulfie
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Hawklore on July 30, 2004, 08:50:04 PM: In..
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: ramzey on July 30, 2004, 08:50:12 PM: well all this stuff i see is form NW times, so FDB hve not much to do with that :D
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: VOR on July 30, 2004, 09:29:23 PM: I...umm...I dunno what to say...that pic...

In.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Airhead on July 30, 2004, 09:40:13 PM: LOL That was Funkypants' troll pics when he posed as a pre-op transsexual at StripperWeb.Com.

It was great- all the skanks wanted to blow "her" before the operation, and in fact Funky set up one rondevous but no matter how tight he tightened his corset, no matter how much make-up he wore and no matter how great his wig looked the skank wasn't fooled- his winky was too small.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Drunky on July 30, 2004, 10:32:16 PM: Probably all Skuzzy does at this point is every morning do a search for any thread with 'IN' in it and immediately lock it.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: B17Skull12 on July 30, 2004, 10:32:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
Probably all Skuzzy does at this point is every morning do a search for any thread with 'IN' in it and immediately lock it.
:rofl
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Hawklore on July 30, 2004, 10:35:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Drunky
Probably all Skuzzy does at this point is every morning do a search for any thread with 'IN' in it and immediately lock it.

Probally right.. :lol
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: flyingaround on July 30, 2004, 11:30:11 PM: unfort. i looked at the link (shudder)
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 30, 2004, 11:42:28 PM: In. Now off to bed... Im exhausted.

PS: When do I get to **** Kay?
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Saintaw on July 31, 2004, 12:29:56 AM: I was affraid of something like that :eek:
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: FUNKED1 on July 31, 2004, 12:31:48 AM: HAHA MORE VICTIMS!!!!
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: stiehl on July 31, 2004, 12:51:00 AM: pure insanity
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Nash on July 31, 2004, 12:55:07 AM: What are you guys talking about?

I admit I don't have my reading glasses on... but all I saw was a skinny guy with a wicked afro.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Octavius on July 31, 2004, 01:50:31 AM: beautiful, just beautiful.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: SaburoS on July 31, 2004, 01:58:36 AM: AAAuuughhh!!! I just looked at THAT link! MY EYES!! MY EYES!
Well thanks a lot. Nightmares for sure!!!
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Hortlund on July 31, 2004, 03:24:22 AM: LMAO!

Grrr!! Funked I will never forgive you for telling everyone about my secret Gaza-plans.

Good to hear from you Wulfie
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Hawklore on July 31, 2004, 11:50:08 AM: I guess Funked likes to destroy 16yr old minds by showing images like that...

Come on skuzzy delete the thread!!
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: AKIron on July 31, 2004, 11:58:20 AM: Not that I actually looked at that pic, but if say a friend did, how would they go about removing such an image from their badly burned retinas? ;)
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Naso on July 31, 2004, 05:10:19 PM: What's wrong in that pic?

:confused:

:)
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: Raubvogel on July 31, 2004, 09:24:04 PM: I think Funky deserves the Bronze Terd for this one.
Title: FunkedUp and the FDBs are now officially terrorists and enemies of the U.S.A.
Post by: SaburoS on July 31, 2004, 11:01:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Not that I actually looked at that pic, but if say a friend did, how would they go about removing such an image from their badly burned retinas? ;)

I don't know but if you find out please let me know. I think I'm blind now.