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Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Martlet on July 31, 2004, 10:23:44 AM

Skippy's List is back, with additions. (http://www.skippyslist.com/index.html)

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Furball on July 31, 2004, 10:32:05 AM

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21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a “banana”.
 

lol

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Sandman on July 31, 2004, 11:02:30 AM

Damn that's funny... Thanx.

:aok

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: rpm on July 31, 2004, 11:13:27 AM

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not “Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.”

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

:rofl

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 31, 2004, 11:23:04 AM

ROFL!  Some good stuff in there.  :D

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Sandman on July 31, 2004, 01:17:52 PM

167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”

Title: 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Post by: Hawklore on July 31, 2004, 01:20:29 PM

56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.

134. The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

148. Putting red “Mike and Ike's” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny

:lol

Ok, i'll stop sharing them...


29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

:rofl