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Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 11:46:44 AM
Post race analysis:
The French authorities running the Tour de France identified 3 foreign substances.....
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Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: CyranoAH on August 03, 2004, 11:48:31 AM
So much for the "good intentions day" thread.

Daniel
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 11:49:32 AM
Its a joke! Relax!  Wait, I'll find an American one to make you feel good. :)
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 11:51:45 AM
Christmas in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington,DC this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men or a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough tulips to fill the stable
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: CyranoAH on August 03, 2004, 11:52:22 AM
Neg on that Rip! It wasn't the whole community who posted your joke. Find one about bald bimmer owners, I'm sure there are plenty! :)

Daniel
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: slimm50 on August 03, 2004, 12:38:25 PM
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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Neg on that Rip! It wasn't the whole community who posted your joke. Find one about bald bimmer owners, I'm sure there are plenty! :)

Daniel

Rip owns a bimmer??!! Then he must be rich! Ah, see, I knew that was a pic of him in that other thread he started about how to spot a rich person.:p
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 12:55:03 PM
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Originally posted by slimm50
Rip owns a bimmer??!! Then he must be rich! Ah, see, I knew that was a pic of him in that other thread he started about how to spot a rich person.:p


LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: CyranoAH on August 03, 2004, 01:08:10 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.


Come, come now Rip, you do own a 330 Ci with the sports package and leather, right? ;)

Now don't hide under "base prices" :D

Daniel
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Wanker on August 03, 2004, 01:13:46 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.


Hey Rip, the 330XI I want is just a tad more.

http://byo.bmwusa.com/configurator/config/frameset.asp?Acode=XAB40BMC222A0

Think I'll be driving my '99 Audi around a lot longer!
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: AWMac on August 03, 2004, 01:19:22 PM
Carpeting your entire garage for your Beemer...... $4,897.00.

Gads

:D
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 01:33:23 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
Carpeting your entire garage for your Beemer...... $4,897.00.

Gads

:D


$650! Bargain! :D

banana, we test drove one too, wife didn't like it, I didn't like the price, so she's hanging onto her Explorer for another couple years.
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 01:34:23 PM
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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Come, come now Rip, you do own a 330 Ci with the sports package and leather, right? ;)

Now don't hide under "base prices" :D

Daniel


New Ford F250 trucks cost more than my 330Ci did!
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: SOB on August 03, 2004, 01:54:45 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Its a joke! Relax!  Wait, I'll find an American one to make you feel good. :)

Rip is lying AGAIN!  That was NOT a joke.  It didn't even arouse my infantile sense of humor.
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Ripsnort on August 03, 2004, 02:23:51 PM
This just into the news room...Lance Armstrong story:

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a set of testicles and a backbone...
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: SOB on August 03, 2004, 02:31:47 PM
That made me chuckle, I hate you.
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: midnight Target on August 03, 2004, 03:36:03 PM
Ummm. If they found a "set" of testicles they weren't Lance's.
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: SLO on August 03, 2004, 03:42:26 PM
lol Rip....

but your gettin your info wrong....

Southern Americans....Mexicans, Portoricans etc etc are the one's that need too learn about Deodorent
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: Scatcat on August 03, 2004, 03:49:21 PM
LOL Rip
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: JB73 on August 03, 2004, 05:56:00 PM
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Originally posted by GScholz
Hey! Leave me out of this! ;)
you're bald?!~?!

dude, i aint friends with no george costanza am i? (because you can t be him... im him wihtout the baldness though)

lol
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: vorticon on August 03, 2004, 07:44:32 PM
:lol
Title: Lance Armstrong is busted
Post by: RedTop on August 03, 2004, 10:19:53 PM
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Originally posted by SLO
lol Rip....

but your gettin your info wrong....

Southern Americans....Mexicans, Portoricans etc etc are the one's that need too learn about Deodorent


:rofl I have you know...that we down here in them southern parts of dat dere United of states takes us a shower whunce a month weather we needs it or nots. Now you don't be doin nun of dat dere as dem dere say...making fun of us down here. :rofl

We uses the de bestest lye soaps we got. We get down dere in dat ole crik and washes our nasty dirty ole buttocks as we can. Sometimes dat dere creek is bout dried up so we all use de same puddle..don't matter much tho...we all gets a lil bit a water on de impotant parts.

You have a nice sunny day up dere in dat dere cold...;)