Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: KurtVW on August 05, 2004, 12:33:58 AM
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*This post is satire based on the posts here... it is not my real opinion of the game-just my opinion of the board.*
First and foremost, bish, rooks and knits are always beating us with their hoarde style or cheapo sneak attacks.. Bish, rooks and knits are all half-wit no talent alt-monkey, spit-jockey, P-fiftyrun, ho'ers.
If you don't fly according to my playstyle, you are a dweeb, Alt-monkey, HO'er, no skill, B&Z weinie, T&B loser.
I only like map X. Big maps/Small Maps/Medium maps are lame. I love/hate them.
All people who shoot me down are cheating losers because I have been proven to be the divine second coming of Pappy Boyington and I am actually the greatest fighter pilot ever.
While I am actually only 9 years old, I once read a coffee table picture book about WWII fighter aircraft and am a self proclaimed expert on fighter performance and flight characteristics... Anything in this game that does not agree with my 5 line datasheet on a specific plane must be incorrect and designed to artificially hold my score back.
The plane I fly is the only plane worth flying. All other planes are over-powered dweeb wagons that any monkey can operate. If you don't fly my plane, you're a dweeb.
If you are capturing and I am vulching, you are lame... However, if I am capturing and you are vulching, you are lame. If I am capturing and you are not doing it my way, you are lame. If you are capturing and I am not doing it your way, you are lame.
Anyone who flys above or below 10k feet is a loser.
I hope this helps you understand how to make everyone happy in AH2.
Good Luck
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So much for claims of
"Diversity is our strength"
LMAO
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Oh god my sides hurt! So true!
Heres some more:
+If you use ACM against me, you are a dweeb. If I use ACM on you and I win, you are a noob dweeb.
+If you shot me up while I was vulching you head on while you were taking off, you are a cheater.
+If you operate a flak, go to WW2OL you dweeb. If I can't hit your bomber with my flak, you are a definitely a cheater
+If I fly into a formation of 10 enemy planes and get shot down, I yell out there is no honor because no one went 1 on 1 with me.
+If you ask me a question, you are a dweeb.
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Originally posted by RTSigma
+If you ask me a question, you are a dweeb.
That one was especially important... I'm glad you thought of it... Of course, it makes you a dweeb, but you probably already knew that :D