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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on August 06, 2004, 07:43:09 PM
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JOB APPLICATION
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove
a fire hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion,
thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending
doctor). I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting
the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed
atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or
something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans
Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the
military. I deplore the military!
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no
real world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women
and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets,
thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted
for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I
voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have
no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes
significantly if I am elected. My wealth so far exceeds that of my
counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or
little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any
voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $700
million. I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the
U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit
from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although blame
George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country. Although I
claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I
oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike. My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying
Squirrel. I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche."
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient
vehicles and I blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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NEOCON!
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nice try.......
This might look good on TV ad, but nice try!
:rofl:rolleyes:
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FASCIST!
Death to AMEREEKA!
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Despite the poor (some fabricated) records/resume, I'll vote 4 a democrat unless you all want 4 more years of hell!
:)
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Originally posted by Ike 2K#
Despite the poor (some fabricated) records/resume, i'm willing to vote a democrat unless you all want 4 more years of hell!
:)
3 more months!
3 more months!
3 more months!
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Guys,
Who is worth more, Kerry or Bush?
Bush in spades.
You are barking up the wrong tree with those attacks.
Stick to the military stuff and his inconsistancy in voting on issues.
I just cannot see Kerry in the Whitehouse and I hope he doesn't win.
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I can't wait to see the debate :)
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I'm surprised Kerry can even pick out which suit to wear without being double sided on it. Atleast Bush has the balls to do what he thinks need to be done in order for a better nation. Even though it might not be the best decision. He dosen't change his mind for politcal agendas. Kerry has no mind of his own. He goes with what ever he think will best help him in that situation. Give me 4 more years of hell. Kerry has no idea what it is to run a country. We can't have a president undecided on every damn issue. We'll maybe not undecided but atleast 3 months later he'll decided something different. Why am I worried? He won't even be in the White House. He'll be to busy as he is for the Senate.
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Hello my name is Ripsnort and I am a two-year old.
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LOL Nash
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George gets my vote all the way. Gotta love Dubya.
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Me thinks ripsnore is getting a little worried about this election.:rolleyes:
Frodo
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I ordered Boston to remove
a fire hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion,
thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Lol, you tool, it was downtown, beacon hill, and not a mansion(although the price of a condo there might buy you a mansion elsewhere). And parking spaces are very hard to come by, so he used taxpayers money to move the hydrant across the street so he could park in front of his house.
lol, very funny though
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
JCOLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
Huh? Kerry has a law degree from Boston College. Class of 1976.
There's a lot worth criticising about Kerry, but good God... at least get your facts straight before you spew about him.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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That cant be right both bush and kerry are members of
skull and bones and that is yale...I think,maybe
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Originally posted by demaw1 That cant be right both bush and kerry are members of skull and bones and that is yale...I think,maybe
Kerry went to Yale as an undergraduate. So did Bush. Both Bush and Kerry have degrees in higher education; Bush earned an MBA from Harvard, and Kerry earned a law degree from Boston College.
Their education credentials are quite fine. In addition to this, I'm kind of baffled why Republicans/conservatives insist on focusing on Kerry's war record (a losing proposition IMO) when they have an amazing wealth of Senate votes from which to pick and choose. Kerry has an unavoidable voting record that Republicans can use against him. Instead they squander their energy and money on a dead end.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Frodo
Me thinks ripsnore is getting a little worried about this election.:rolleyes:
Frodo
Not much to be worried about. Every time Kerry opens his mouth, he loses ground.
Thankfully the Democratic Convention allowed America a good look at Kerry.
Bush got a bounce.
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*cough*
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Got a cold? Why'd ya punt this Rip?
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Originally posted by Ike 2K#
nice try.......
This might look good on TV ad, but nice try!
:rofl:rolleyes:
Only problem is there is alot of truth there.
certainly more truth then fiction
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If Kerry wins the election My house goes on the Market the day after. I live in the NYC metro area. I personally witnessed 9-11 and helped bring water to the workers at ground zero in my pickup. I also sold auto parts to the guy who tried to blow up the twin towers in the 90's. for the van he used. I feel I can speak freely when I say most folks in the NYC area hate Diplomats at the UN. They live the high life far better than the country they represent, they break the law and claim diplomatic immunity, even thought they drove there H2 hummer right into some poor sap going to work. The UN wants to run this country and make us Finacially responsible for the world, and only act when the UN says to. So if Kerry wins and plays right into the hands of the UN were in Big Trouble.
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Originally posted by doobs
I live in the NYC metro area.
Where exactly?
It's completely off topic and has nothing to do with your post - I'm just curious. Don't answer if ya don't want to - no sweat.
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I understand how fake this is and that someone posted in another thread but worth about as much as Kerry's
George W. Bush Resume
Past work experience:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References:
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
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All Kerry needs is a very well outlined plan that is better than bush's hes got a really good chance at winning. Flip flip? As opposed to what awol?