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Title: keep it G rated please :)
Post by: RTR on August 07, 2004, 05:34:35 PM
There once was a lady from  Maine..........
Title: Re: keep it G rated please :)
Post by: X2Lee on August 07, 2004, 05:35:43 PM
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Originally posted by RTR
There once was a lady from  Maine..........


who was trying to get on a plane
Title: keep it G rated please :)
Post by: Octavius on August 07, 2004, 05:41:11 PM
But when she saw Lepaul...
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Post by: ravells on August 07, 2004, 05:48:19 PM
She grabbed the le ball
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Post by: Hawklore on August 07, 2004, 05:49:49 PM
And had a great fall...
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Post by: ravells on August 07, 2004, 05:53:35 PM
You have no understanding of limericks, Hawklore

ravs
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Post by: JB73 on August 07, 2004, 05:56:03 PM
he quickly became a bore
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Post by: Furball on August 07, 2004, 05:56:05 PM
lets start again...

There once was a brat called hawklore...


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Post by: Maverick on August 07, 2004, 06:22:51 PM
Whose posts caused many to snore
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Post by: Furball on August 07, 2004, 06:24:07 PM
his heart beats too fast..
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Post by: Estes on August 07, 2004, 06:27:25 PM
his life will end fast...We'll all be free at last.
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Post by: Arlo on August 07, 2004, 06:27:52 PM
Cause he always was last ...
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Post by: Arlo on August 07, 2004, 06:29:53 PM
And on a seperate limerick ....

Hickory dickory DOCK .......
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Post by: Estes on August 07, 2004, 06:31:04 PM
The wife ran up my ****.
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Post by: Westy on August 07, 2004, 06:48:55 PM
...my clock

  to escape from the terrible hawk



 lore
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Post by: ravells on August 07, 2004, 06:52:08 PM
My favourite limerick:

A dutchess whilst pouring out tea,
Once asked, do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit,
Do you belch when you cheese
and I think that was one up to me!
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Post by: X2Lee on August 07, 2004, 08:01:17 PM
the was a young man from Bamy
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Post by: Arlo on August 07, 2004, 08:03:51 PM
who had the hots for his mammy ....
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Post by: RTR on August 07, 2004, 09:17:06 PM
Till his daddy came home....
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Post by: TweetyBird on August 07, 2004, 09:41:06 PM
From a date with a gnome?
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Post by: hawker238 on August 07, 2004, 09:42:36 PM
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Post by: TweetyBird on August 07, 2004, 09:44:26 PM
And said "I'm leaving your mammy for Sammy."
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Post by: Hawklore on August 07, 2004, 09:59:48 PM
Yall are such ass's..


:rolleyes:
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Post by: Estes on August 07, 2004, 10:05:13 PM
And you're annoying. Go away.
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Post by: X2Lee on August 07, 2004, 10:05:15 PM
the was a young man from Bamy
who had the hots for his mammy
till his father came home
from a date with a gnome
and said I'm leaving your mammy for Sammy

Good one!:aok
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Post by: Hawklore on August 07, 2004, 10:06:41 PM
I'm not going away, ignore me...


:p
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Post by: vorticon on August 07, 2004, 11:17:42 PM
for im stealing this corgie...
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Post by: hawker238 on August 07, 2004, 11:47:37 PM
So I went and fetched a gun....
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Post by: vorticon on August 07, 2004, 11:48:33 PM
cuz shooting gophers is cute and fund
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Post by: X2Lee on August 08, 2004, 07:58:42 AM
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Originally posted by vorticon
cuz shooting gophers is cute and fund


but nothing came out so I looked in the snout
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Post by: demaw1 on August 08, 2004, 11:56:38 AM
What the fout,said the snout ,to the gout....

























Didnt want hawklore to feel all alone.
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Post by: X2Lee on August 08, 2004, 12:24:16 PM
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Originally posted by demaw1
What the fout,said the snout ,to the gout....

naw u need limerick training.....

























Didnt want hawklore to feel all alone.