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Title: S! Assassins
Post by: StSanta on June 13, 2001, 03:41:00 AM

For helping out Knightlandia when the Bishrook hordes attack  :).

I know some of you are frustrated with the lack of cooperation amongst knights - another reason I appreciate yer help  :). I have to live in Knightlandia, imagine MY frustration  :D.

So, thanks for giving us a hand  :)

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: hblair on June 13, 2001, 06:53:00 AM

Not a problem. Glad to be of help.

Now, that payment we were talking about...

 :)

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Pepe on June 13, 2001, 07:57:00 AM

After all the rash with squads rotations, "payment" makes everything crystal clear. Assasins, you'll be welcomed back to Rookland after your stage at SIN (Sheep Interaction Nursery) a.k.a. Knitland   :D

(Phew! I thought it was a more permanent decission)

Pepe

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Pepe on June 13, 2001, 07:59:00 AM

Of course quarantine provided

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Ghosth on June 13, 2001, 08:53:00 AM

Agreed StSanta!

WTG guys, pleasure flying beside Hblair for a change instead of worrying about ending up in his airspace!

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 13, 2001, 10:10:00 AM

BLAH,BLAH,BLAH    BLAH, BLAH    
ass kissers   hehehehe

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: StSanta on June 13, 2001, 04:01:00 PM

Come sit on my lap foxtrot

I know you want to.

Wear the crotchless panties you're so fond of, please.

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Regurge on June 13, 2001, 04:35:00 PM

Ever notice NHs have the same little accoutrements in their squad name?

Maybe it should be

<==NightHawks==> "ASSASSIN Wannabes"

 ;)

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Cobra on June 13, 2001, 05:35:00 PM

bahhh...HBlair can barely speak english...have you heard him on rw???

  :D


Cobra

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: air_guard on June 13, 2001, 06:30:00 PM

Ill go nit from tomorrow, thing is imoutta luck and money lol.

airguard

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: milnko on June 13, 2001, 07:11:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Pepe:
After all the rash with squads rotations, "payment" makes everything crystal clear.<SNIP> Pepe

People who kill for pleasure are called Psychopaths.

People who kill for money are called Mercenaries.

People who kill for pleasure and money are called "ASSASSINS!

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: LLv34_Camouflage on June 14, 2001, 10:34:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by milnko:
People who kill for pleasure and money are called "ASSASSINS!

I have steady incomes and I've never paid for "pleasure".  I'm sorry to hear you have to kill to get them.  :(

 ;)  :D

Camo

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: jihad on June 14, 2001, 10:42:00 AM

Heh - sorry for the channel 2 rant the other day.

Knight cooperation was much better last night.  ;)

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Wlfgng on June 14, 2001, 12:16:00 PM

A pleasure to fly for the underdogs  :)

the money doesn't hurt either... heh

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 14, 2001, 02:09:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by StSanta:
Come sit on my lap foxtrot

I know you want to.

Wear the crotchless panties you're so fond of, please.

   I know you like my hairy nuggets on your kneecap,but only if you promise to shave your back. hehehehe LOL  
    :p     :D

[ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: NHFoxtro ]

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 14, 2001, 02:20:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Regurge:
Ever notice NHs have the same little accoutrements in their squad name?

Maybe it should be

<==NightHawks==> "ASSASSIN Wannabes"

   ;)

LOL Regurge, You know NH's give you a good fight in MA, but I still don't understand the Assasins facination with the FDB's. I don't think I'll ever understand it.

     :eek:
  :D

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: NHFoxtro ]

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Pongo on June 14, 2001, 03:40:00 PM

Ever met an FDB?

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Seeker on June 14, 2001, 06:44:00 PM

Shouldn't that be

"ever meat an FDB?"

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Hangtime on June 14, 2001, 08:48:00 PM

Now, THIS thread took an interesting twist.

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 14, 2001, 09:32:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Hangtime:
Now, THIS thread took an interesting twist.

     hehehe  

   :D

[ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: NHFoxtro ]

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 15, 2001, 10:49:00 AM

punt

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Regurge on June 15, 2001, 11:53:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by NHFoxtro:

LOL Regurge, You know NH's give you a good fight in MA, but I still don't understand the Assasins facination with the FDB's. I don't think I'll ever understand it.

      :eek:
   :D

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: NHFoxtro ]

We just like killin 'em. Its not particularly rare or difficult, but there's just something immensely satisfying about seeing "You shot down Fatty/Gordo/SOB/Hangtime "

I still remember the time i shot down Fatty and Gordo in a 2 on 1 only to have them come back so i could do it again.

And the time a single shot from my lvt 75mm took out Fatty and mason rolling in Il-2s.

Thing like that you treasure for a lifetime  :D

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Pongo on June 15, 2001, 02:44:00 PM

No nead to punt foxtrot. just awnser the question.

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: milnko on June 15, 2001, 03:14:00 PM

Preach on Brother Regurge,

I go outta my way, pass on the C-47 inbound, turn down the last cold beer, give away the last slice of pizza just to kill an FDB.

Kinda hard to explain really, it may be the funny faces they make when they die, or the fact that they release thier bowels upon death, but whatever it is I find it humorous and enteraining to kill one. Well worth 30 bucks a month for that kinda entertainment.

Now as for killin NH's, well it feels sorta what it musta been like when them fellas discovered the DODO bird and the fact they couldn't fly either, and wiped em out to the point of extinction. We gonna do better with NightHams tho, we gonna save a few for the zoos and Carny shows.   :D

MAN! I crack myself up   :D  :D OH MY!™

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Hangtime on June 15, 2001, 04:10:00 PM

Quote

..we gonna save a few for the zoos and Carny shows.

*snicker*

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: milnko on June 16, 2001, 08:58:00 PM

Ah cmon NiteHams, ya just gonna take my last post like lil beeeeeeeeeatches?

I'm waitin fer a response.

And Hangtime, thanks fer tryin' to stir the pot, seems pretty hard to git dem NiteHams riled tho don't it?

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Twist on June 17, 2001, 02:43:00 PM

see below...

[ 06-17-2001: Message edited by: Twist ]

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Twist on June 17, 2001, 02:44:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Hangtime:
Now, THIS thread took an interesting twist.

I never said a word..couldn't...laughing do damn hard.  :D

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 20, 2001, 02:30:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by milnko:
Ah cmon NiteHams, ya just gonna take my last post like lil beeeeeeeeeatches?

I'm waitin fer a response.

And Hangtime, thanks fer tryin' to stir the pot, seems pretty hard to git dem NiteHams riled tho don't it?

Sorry for the long wait, I was showing Santa my new line of crotchless underware,  hehehe

HAAAAA Milnko,your usually one of the first in the water or in the silk,got no problem getten on your 6.hehehehe


  :D   ;)

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: hblair on June 20, 2001, 02:44:00 PM

Ouch!

Milenko, you gonna take that?

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 20, 2001, 02:56:00 PM

Accually,Milnko just checked the records back to tour 7 and we never killed one another yet, hehehe, I'm thinking of someone else. Maybe if stop letting hblair and regurge do all the work and you got in your plane instead of hanging out drinking the FDB's beer and stop playing with Vulcans sheep,then I can get you in my sights.hehehehe  
   :D

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 02:58:00 PM

Hmmm... a battle between the Night Hawks and the Assassins to see who's the queerest..

So far the Night Hawks are ahead by some crotchless panties and Milenko taking it up the poo chute from one of the Night Hawks.

Going Knight must of had a huge impact on your lifestyle Assassins, you guys USED to be straight.....
 (http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/otn/shocked/Oogle_anim.gif)   (http://cwm.gamerforums.com/s/otn/shocked/eek_2.gif)   (http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/shocked/Looking_anim.gif)   (http://www.3dpcgames.com/cwm/s/otn/shocked/whoa.gif)  
-SW

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: NHFoxtro on June 20, 2001, 03:04:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by SWulfe:
Hmmm... a battle between the Night Hawks and the Assassins to see who's the queerest..

So far the Night Hawks are ahead by some crotchless panties and Milenko taking it up the poo chute from one of the Night Hawks.

Going Knight must of had a huge impact on your lifestyle Assassins, you guys USED to be straight.....
  (http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/otn/shocked/Oogle_anim.gif)     (http://cwm.gamerforums.com/s/otn/shocked/eek_2.gif)     (http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/shocked/Looking_anim.gif)     (http://www.3dpcgames.com/cwm/s/otn/shocked/whoa.gif)  
-SW

lol, I think the baton has been passed to SW   hehehe

  :D

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Lizard3 on June 20, 2001, 03:13:00 PM

Ewww Lordy Mercy, I thought I smelt somethin. Who let the wet mutt in the house?

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 03:17:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Lizard3:
Ewww Lordy Mercy, I thought I smelt somethin. Who let the wet mutt in the house?

Well okay.. MOST of the Assassins used to be straight...


You OTOH, well, you were shifty from the get go.
-SW

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Post by: SOB on June 20, 2001, 06:29:00 PM

Man, after reading all these lovey lovey sweet nothings between the ASSassins, KnitHawks & SeaDoo(doo) I'm starting to loose the grip on my masculinity.  I think I'm gonna go out and shoot me a small defenseless animal, get some good belching and farting time in, go to a bar and pick a fight, and maybe watch a good porno!

Aw screw it, that sounds like an aweful lot of effort...I think I'll just mix myself a cosmopolitan and go watch some lifetime.  I hear they're airing re-runs of the Golden Girls twice a day now!  Oooh!


SOB

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: Hobodog on June 20, 2001, 06:34:00 PM

GET IT ON

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 08:04:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by SOB:
 I think I'm gonna go out and screw me a small defenseless sheep, get some good pillow talk time in, go to a bar and pick up a big butch man, and maybe watch Creamo pork Animal in the rear!

Dude you are one sick BASTARD!
-SW

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: SOB on June 20, 2001, 08:26:00 PM

Shit, who gave you the secret FDB decoder ring?!?   :eek:

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 08:36:00 PM

Gordo.. and it only took one f'in wine cooler.

Sweet jebus, he couldn't even walk after ONE F'IN WINE COOLER! (http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/shocked/icon24.gif)  
-SW

Title: S! Assassins
Post by: StSanta on June 21, 2001, 03:01:00 AM

I must admit that I sort of am missing porking ASSassins. Sheep are good, but there's nothing like like shooting down Milenko's N1K, putting a few 13mm's into him, landing next to his dead body and then do a good humpin' with it and a few sheep.

I've missed not having the opportunity to test out my new S&M sex toys; except for the FDB's, no one squels quite like the ASSassins.

Too bad I cannot ask a dead corpse to bend over. Then again, I don't have to say "it only hurts the first few times".