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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Nash on August 13, 2004, 07:18:01 PM

Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Nash on August 13, 2004, 07:18:01 PM: Okay, so the most you can win is the love and respect of all your peers...

But in one bite-sized chunk, give us a thread title that has the potential effect of getting people red-faced and seething, or curious, or both or other, resulting in people's inability to hit the view button fast enough.

We're going with the ten point must system, and you cannot be saved by the bell.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Arlo on August 13, 2004, 07:44:30 PM: The VOSS CONSPIRACY... now on DVD
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: NUTTZ on August 13, 2004, 07:52:37 PM: Ripsnort gets hairplugs!!!
Then shaves his head, joined the democratic party, and buys a Ford on a lost bet to VOSS.

Unless you want smaller thread titles...
How about...

A:NASH comes outta the closet!
B:LAZ HATES furballing.
C: HiTech learns to spell!
D: Al Sharpton wins Democratic Nomination!!
E: Pope, claims he was possessed, catholic religion is a hoax!
F: HTC, Sells Political Advertizing banners on BBS.
G:O' CLub is Full of L33t Luzors!!!!!!!
H: Hurricane Charley washes 10,000 discarded, 2000 democratic election "chads" ashore!!!!!

Close yet?

NUTTZ
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: VOR on August 13, 2004, 08:10:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NUTTZ
D: Al Sharpton wins Democratic Nomination!!NUTTZ

I think "D" would be a sure-fire winner.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: FUNKED1 on August 13, 2004, 08:50:03 PM: DRUDGE: KERRY = VOSS?
Then post this article: http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/08/13/wus13.xml
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Holden McGroin on August 13, 2004, 08:54:54 PM: Thread title: "Boobies!"

One word, guaranteed view button hitage.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Toad on August 13, 2004, 08:55:19 PM: "Kerry Withdraws! His Staff found in improper places; admits gay affair!"

That oughta do it.

Or maybe this one.

"Bush Withdraws! Fourth mountain bike crash leaves Prez unable to speak in complete sentences."

Oh..... wait...........
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: culero on August 13, 2004, 09:22:29 PM: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

culero ;)
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 13, 2004, 10:12:50 PM: Poll: Have you ever called a black person a moon cricket?
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Gunslinger on August 13, 2004, 10:33:09 PM: I put on my robe and wizard hat!

:aok
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: -dead- on August 14, 2004, 01:03:29 AM: "I've changed my mind - Kerry is better than Bush" posted by either Hortlund, Eagler or Grunhertz.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on August 14, 2004, 02:10:58 AM: So....The tooth Fairy or God, which is the more realistic fantasy.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on August 14, 2004, 02:12:06 AM: America's Carrier fleet - The Maginot Line of 2004?
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on August 14, 2004, 02:14:44 AM: So why is it that very few financially successful people don't feel a need to own guns to make themselves feel "safe"?
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Octavius on August 14, 2004, 02:51:28 AM: "SOB actually straight!"

This would cause mass hysteria. Women run for their lives while men weep... unable to quench an insatiable appetite for SOB.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: SunTracker on August 14, 2004, 03:55:11 AM: How come our military is filled with morons?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80746
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Nilsen on August 14, 2004, 04:10:20 AM: "i quit"

"deleting my account!"
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: X2Lee on August 14, 2004, 02:38:03 PM: I found Voss's New handle!
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: AWMac on August 14, 2004, 02:50:08 PM: Chit what's his name admits he's Gay on April 1st as a joke and it sticks...the London Bastage was pisssed... Doowdy

or

King SLO and the Realm of Sheep posts...

:aok
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Hawklore on August 14, 2004, 05:27:50 PM: Hawklore Update

Posted by, me! :D
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: lazs2 on August 15, 2004, 09:13:48 AM: women and minorities abandon democratic party.

lazs
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Furball on August 15, 2004, 12:59:58 PM: Uncle Ripsnort's how to carpet your garage in 3 easy steps.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: demaw1 on August 15, 2004, 01:09:40 PM: What is a moon cricket? never heard term before.
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: AWMac on August 15, 2004, 01:14:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
Uncle Ripsnort's how to carpet your garage in 3 easy steps.

LOLOL I remeber that one!!!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: AWMac on August 15, 2004, 01:16:35 PM: But the "King of Sheep" had me laffin to the point I was crying and in a fetal position... great post!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:aok

Or the post from Skuzzy...."Two More Weeks".... Over and Over again....I laffed until it bit me in the arse last May. Guess it was like Noah saying it was gonna rain, get prepared.... Ouch!!!!

:(
Title: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest
Post by: Saurdaukar on August 15, 2004, 04:10:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by demaw1
What is a moon cricket? never heard term before.

Heard it on Stern a couple weeks ago - thought it was halarious.

Never heard it before that either.

Figured it would piss plenty of people off - thats why it in this thread.