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Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Russian on August 18, 2004, 03:44:35 AM
(http://www.column5.us/images/Temp/tank.jpg)
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: rpm on August 18, 2004, 03:48:45 AM
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon made a surprise visit to Iraq this week.

OR

US officials have decided to turn down any further offers of reconstruction assistance from Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 18, 2004, 03:54:18 AM
I shwear offisher I only had a drink or two


ack-ack
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: CyranoAH on August 18, 2004, 03:56:31 AM
You have ditched
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Nilsen on August 18, 2004, 03:57:33 AM
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Originally posted by CyranoAH
You have ditched


just what i thought :D
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Fishu on August 18, 2004, 03:58:41 AM
Start shoveling boys
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: thrila on August 18, 2004, 05:05:13 AM
Despite intensive training, women have still to master the 3 point turn.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: XtrmeJ on August 18, 2004, 05:06:01 AM
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Originally posted by thrila
Despite intensive training, women have still to master the 3 point turn.


Ouch, :lol.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Bluedog on August 18, 2004, 05:10:34 AM
Never underestimate the strengths of simple folk.... an Iraqi with a shovel and bowel troubles can ruin your whole day.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Staga on August 18, 2004, 07:18:49 AM
"So Ahmed; Are you saying this tank just fell from the sky and that you have no idea who stole similar tank last night from our base?
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: nsty1 on August 18, 2004, 07:31:57 AM
"Boys,i think we're in deeep poop, yep,i smell it too,poop"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Stringer on August 18, 2004, 08:10:36 AM
Look, I'm tellin' you, just put it in forward, reverse, forward, reverse and rock it some, and it'll drive right out.

Or...

My dad's a TV repairman, he's got tools, I can fix this.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Chairboy on August 18, 2004, 10:07:31 AM
"Well that's nothing, I once caught one THIS big..."
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Ohio330 on August 18, 2004, 10:18:12 AM
"Just another example of a roll-over hazard on AH2"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: vorticon on August 18, 2004, 10:28:33 AM
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NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon made a surprise visit to Iraq this week.


"theres a right turn now?"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: nsty1 on August 18, 2004, 10:28:36 AM
"I think it's time some of ya's need to go on a serious diet"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: nsty1 on August 18, 2004, 10:34:10 AM
"Oh Oh,better call GEICO"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: boxboy28 on August 18, 2004, 11:20:58 AM
You better dig this mofo out cause i can still get in and hit your hut from here!
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Chairboy on August 18, 2004, 11:57:15 AM
Boxboy, you know there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Title: Re: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Hawklore on August 18, 2004, 01:52:20 PM
By-passing the language filter is not allowed.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: rabbidrabbit on August 18, 2004, 01:57:05 PM
Heck.. i've done worse..  knew a guy who burried a 113 so well we could not even  find it...
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Blooz on August 18, 2004, 02:34:18 PM
"I guess it wasn't a mirage after all."
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Toad on August 18, 2004, 03:00:16 PM
"American, you are in MUCH trouble, MUCH trouble. This is the holy cesspool of the Imam Ali; it is the most sacred shiphole in all of Iraq! it is a Shiite shrine! Quickly, you must move it!"
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on August 18, 2004, 03:19:48 PM
LANDSLIDE! BUSH!
-SW
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: rpm on August 18, 2004, 03:43:02 PM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
LANDSLIDE! BUSH!
-SW

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Torque on August 19, 2004, 05:25:47 AM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
LANDSLIDE! BUSH!
-SW


:D
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Schutt on August 19, 2004, 06:07:54 AM
Please drop some vehicle supplies close to the crossroads at A44.
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: crowMAW on August 19, 2004, 06:31:38 AM
{Arab Accent = ON}

No problem Sgt.  I have it out in a jiffy.  I get my donkey.

{Arab Accent = Off}
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: SirLoin on August 19, 2004, 07:36:34 AM
So if I tow you out...Will you promise to explain to me what you are doing in my country?
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Edbert on August 19, 2004, 09:50:12 AM
Start diggin Abu or I'll graib you.

or...

No, YOU call batallion!
Title: Re: Re: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: boxboy28 on August 19, 2004, 10:02:57 AM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
By-passing the language filter is not allowed.



man you are such a little toad! (not the TOAD from the boards either)
Title: Caption this 18 Aug 04
Post by: Meatwad on August 19, 2004, 11:03:08 AM
Voiceover of Homer Simpson:   DOH!


or


The terrain here in iraq is porked! You cant even drive down the road without falling through the terrain!!!!:mad:  Freakin country should still be in beta with all these bugs!!:mad: :mad:  WAAAAA I lost my perkies!!!:( :mad: :eek:


j/k by the way.