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Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Pei on August 20, 2004, 05:15:55 PM
Bears today have no respect for the law!

Ripsnorted from:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3584210.stm

Polar bears raid Arctic cabins
Bears find new food source in frozen north

Four-legged burglars have been breaking into cabins on the Norwegian Arctic island of Svalbard.

The hungry wanderers have attacked nine properties already in search of food.

The smash-and-grab raids are the work of polar bears, who force open windows and doors or tear straight through walls.

Sometimes they make a second hole for their exit.

Georg Bangjord, of the Norwegian Directorate for Nature Management, told the BBC that he recently spotted a bear getting out of the water and heading straight for a cabin.

"Of course, we had to try to stop the bear from damaging the property," he says. "Fortunately they are generally shy animals and the sight of us scared it off."

"Bear burglaries are an increasing trend," Bangjord says. "Once an animal discovers cabins are a source of food, it will keep breaking in."

He says the break-ins committed so far are down to a few individuals, but each animal can cause extensive damage. "The situation is made worse by people constantly leaving food in their cabins."

Local newspaper Svalbardposten reports that the polar bears are less than gentle, so most of the cabins they visited have more or less been destroyed.

Major damage

The animals often ruin fixtures and fittings while looking for food.

"My cabin was destroyed. The bear had broken most of its contents," cabin owner Gunnar Nordtoemme told the paper.

Fortunately, all the cabins so far visited by bears have been unoccupied.

A bear has also broken into the "Polarbu" cabin, a listed building dating from 1933. It only got as far as the hallway and did not reach the living quarters.

The cabin's owner, Hans Olav Knutsen, told Svalbardposten that he hoped the bear had not get its paws on tins of battle rations kept in the cabin.

The food, dating back to World War II, is probably still edible and it would be a shame if those treasures ended up in a bear's stomach.

"Approaching a bear is actually illegal on Svalbard," Bangjord says. "But of course, we have to save our cabins."
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Nilsen on August 20, 2004, 05:37:24 PM
here ya go

(http://www.nrk.no/img/398487.jpeg)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Chortle on August 20, 2004, 05:56:56 PM
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"Approaching a bear is actually illegal on Svalbard," Bangjord says...
Dont think I'd need any legislation to stop me approaching a hungry 800kg Polar bear :)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Nilsen on August 20, 2004, 05:58:17 PM
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Originally posted by Chortle
Dont think I'd need any legislation to stop me approaching a hungry 800kg Polar bear :)


you would be suprised to see how many idiot tourists that actually does !
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Pei on August 20, 2004, 07:12:33 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
you would be suprised to see how many idiot tourists that actually does !



Natural selection strikes again.......
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 20, 2004, 08:18:11 PM
Some people were just made to be eatn. (not canabalistic means)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: Nilsen on August 20, 2004, 09:32:22 PM
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Originally posted by Pei
Natural selection strikes again.......


bingno!
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: FUNKED1 on August 20, 2004, 10:29:57 PM
FDB Nordic Wing :)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: FUNKED1 on August 20, 2004, 10:39:46 PM
FDB!!! (http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com/)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: FUNKED1 on August 20, 2004, 10:49:19 PM
Nilsen is so drunk that he is actually lowering the collective IQ of Norway.   :)
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: bigsky on August 20, 2004, 11:27:03 PM
i have a 300 WIN MAG solution to your bear problem. i know at least one of them is wearing my fur coat anyway.
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: kbman on August 21, 2004, 01:37:34 AM
Hmmm... seems in Norway they don't try to solve every problem by firing heavy weaponry at it.

kbman
Title: Another bear crime spree...
Post by: rpm on August 21, 2004, 01:45:32 AM
There once was a bear from Svalbard...