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Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: soda72 on August 25, 2004, 01:15:05 PM
Number 10

you see a group of b17 bombers and you fly behind them for the
kill only to realize this was a bad mistake...

Number 9

You find a lone p47 flying at low altitude. You dive in for the easy
kill only to get killed 15 seconds later by shane.

Number 8

Fly into a group of enemy planes with no friendly's around and expect a one on one fight.

Number 7

After getting shot down, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 6

After getting shot down again, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 5  

Realizing this is not working out, you decide to fly toward a lone
enemy plane attempting a merging head on pass expecting the
enemy plane not to shoot you...

Number 4

After getting shot down and taking off again, you begin typing on the open channel to express your "feelings" about getting HO'd.
Not paying attention to the enemy plane sneaking up behind you..

Number 3

After getting shot down again you decide it's time for pay back, you make a decision to HO the first enemy plane that comes into
site, only to realize you suck at HO'ing and you've just been killed
by eskimo...

Number 2

Wanting to re-HO the HO'r you up from the nearest field not
realizing that it's surrounded by 5 enemy planes with nobody
else to shoot but you.

Number 1

After expressing your "feelings" once again on the open channel,
on how much you hate gangbangers, vulchers, and HO'rs you do
not realize that the CM has logged on to check things
out and has now muted you because of abusive language.  
Stunned in total disbelief on how unfair this is you crash your
plane in a tree while trying to take off.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: B17Skull12 on August 25, 2004, 01:35:17 PM
hahahahaha:rofl
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: TequilaChaser on August 25, 2004, 01:35:40 PM
looks like 3 valid ways,  1 thru 7 stem off of the #8 way, which is just total frustration, and not having the ability to control your emotions and letting the game get to you.........

got seven more stupid ways? that are more valid?:D
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Grits on August 25, 2004, 02:32:47 PM
Actually, #1 should be flying wing with me.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Grits on August 25, 2004, 02:45:31 PM
Some other good ones are hitting the CV "island" on takeoff because you didnt notice it was turning, and falling off the back of the CV after a sucessful trap because you didnt put the brakes on.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Karnak on August 25, 2004, 02:49:18 PM
You left out "Diving on a Ju88A-4 from the high 5 o'clock position in a Mosquito Mk VI and dieing instantly as the Ju88A-4 gunner it's you with one 7.92mm round at 1000 yards."
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: VWE on August 25, 2004, 03:06:08 PM
Grits... quoting yourself is like french kissing your cousin,  stop it.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Grits on August 25, 2004, 03:10:34 PM
I'm 500 yards from Alabama, we like kissin cousins. :)
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: humble on August 25, 2004, 05:55:19 PM
:aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl

Priceless
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: eskimo2 on August 25, 2004, 06:03:17 PM
If they boost the sig limit up to 85 lines, this would be it for me.

Seriously funny.

:)

eskimo
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: CurtissP-6EHawk on August 25, 2004, 06:11:09 PM
#8 should be #1
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Arlo on August 25, 2004, 07:14:23 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee ..... :aok
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Kweassa on August 25, 2004, 08:02:15 PM
All time number one reason:

* Fly Axis *
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: storch on August 26, 2004, 04:43:32 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: jetb123 on August 26, 2004, 04:48:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by soda72
Number 10

you see a group of b17 bombers and you fly behind them for the
kill only to realize this was a bad mistake...

Number 9

You find a lone p47 flying at low altitude. You dive in for the easy
kill only to get killed 15 seconds later by shane.

Number 8

Fly into a group of enemy planes with no friendly's around and expect a one on one fight.

Number 7

After getting shot down, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 6

After getting shot down again, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 5  

Realizing this is not working out, you decide to fly toward a lone
enemy plane attempting a merging head on pass expecting the
enemy plane not to shoot you...

Number 4

After getting shot down and taking off again, you begin typing on the open channel to express your "feelings" about getting HO'd.
Not paying attention to the enemy plane sneaking up behind you..

Number 3

After getting shot down again you decide it's time for pay back, you make a decision to HO the first enemy plane that comes into
site, only to realize you suck at HO'ing and you've just been killed
by eskimo...

Number 2

Wanting to re-HO the HO'r you up from the nearest field not
realizing that it's surrounded by 5 enemy planes with nobody
else to shoot but you.

Number 1

After expressing your "feelings" once again on the open channel,
on how much you hate gangbangers, vulchers, and HO'rs you do
not realize that the CM has logged on to check things
out and has now muted you because of abusive language.  
Stunned in total disbelief on how unfair this is you crash your
plane in a tree while trying to take off.
 :rofl Sounds like the old me.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Arlo on August 26, 2004, 07:00:43 AM
CT ... jetb .... jetb .... CT. Jetb played AH1 offline and HTH. He's 16 and dying to play AHII. I'll give him this ... he found the CT forum. :D
Title: thummper's personal top 10
Post by: thummper on August 26, 2004, 08:23:31 AM
10) Start flying in the CT with the stupid notion that fewer people means easier kills (NOT)
9) Follow Jester around
8)pick a fight in a Hurri when the 109 has 5K alt advantage
7)dive into a furball to save a countryman only to see him pop and discover you are now turning with people that don't fight like MA furballers (they actually check their six, keep their E, work together, know a heck of alot more than I ever hope to learn, understand the planes, know how to shoot etc. etc.)
6)pick a fight with shane
5)up a Panzer around eskimo
4)trying to run from eskimo after you picked a fight
3)Pick a fight with storch
2)Follow Jester around
1)Take off in the CT with only 7 months experience, or hmmm...it could be follow Jester around. :lol

Folks I'm am learning more and more in the CT. I thank everyone in the CT for showing me what not to do. Kinda fun to go back into the MA and use what I saw in the CT. Took on 3 spits, F4U, 4 109's 2 205's an LA-5 and 190 last night in a 205 that had aka in a bad spot. Xaput showed up to help and we came out alive. Landed 4 kills and 5 assist for the first time ever, even though 2 were spit augers but hey that is exactly what I was trying to get them to do (Smack that Hill Bud). Never would have joined in that early before. I keep trying to tell my MA squadies to get in here and learn. I think we should have a few of the better pilots in my MA squad start showing in the CT, I hope. Although I am putting the word out everynight. I keep hearing excuses in the MA about the numbers of people not in the CT, they get quiet when I talk about how you can fight pretty much one on one even in a furball, then I see them text the country about getting ganged in the MA...????? Go figure. Anyhow, thanks for the great training CTr's (One day I hope to turn the tables and be on your six)
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Phaser11 on August 26, 2004, 01:59:01 PM
Phaser's No 1 way to get shot down. Please follow the squad radio traffic below...

Hawk, "Hey Phaser, go down as see who that is."
Phaser, "OK" (mongo just pawn in big game of life)


nuff said.

:aok
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Reschke on August 26, 2004, 02:11:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Grits
I'm 500 yards from Alabama, we like kissin cousins. :)


Good God man what part of the north did you come from to live down here. I think I know a good lynch mob group with white sheets and eyeholes in the P'cola area. I may have to get in touch with my former "brothers" and come visit ya. :p :lol ;)
Title: Re: thummper's personal top 10
Post by: memnon on August 26, 2004, 02:37:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thummper
10) Start flying in the CT with the stupid notion that fewer people means easier kills (NOT)
9) Follow Jester around
8)pick a fight in a Hurri when the 109 has 5K alt advantage
7)dive into a furball to save a countryman only to see him pop and discover you are now turning with people that don't fight like MA furballers (they actually check their six, keep their E, work together, know a heck of alot more than I ever hope to learn, understand the planes, know how to shoot etc. etc.)
6)pick a fight with shane
5)up a Panzer around eskimo
4)trying to run from eskimo after you picked a fight
3)Pick a fight with storch
2)Follow Jester around
1)Take off in the CT with only 7 months experience, or hmmm...it could be follow Jester around. :lol

Folks I'm am learning more and more in the CT. I thank everyone in the CT for showing me what not to do. Kinda fun to go back into the MA and use what I saw in the CT. Took on 3 spits, F4U, 4 109's 2 205's an LA-5 and 190 last night in a 205 that had aka in a bad spot. Xaput showed up to help and we came out alive. Landed 4 kills and 5 assist for the first time ever, even though 2 were spit augers but hey that is exactly what I was trying to get them to do (Smack that Hill Bud). Never would have joined in that early before. I keep trying to tell my MA squadies to get in here and learn. I think we should have a few of the better pilots in my MA squad start showing in the CT, I hope. Although I am putting the word out everynight. I keep hearing excuses in the MA about the numbers of people not in the CT, they get quiet when I talk about how you can fight pretty much one on one even in a furball, then I see them text the country about getting ganged in the MA...????? Go figure. Anyhow, thanks for the great training CTr's (One day I hope to turn the tables and be on your six)


I agree :rofl
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Grits on August 26, 2004, 02:39:47 PM
I'm a military brat, and I was born here in Pensacola but most of my life I lived elsewhere. My Mom's side of the family is all from here. So I'm not really a native of anywhere but Marine Corp Air Stations. :)
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: jetb123 on August 27, 2004, 04:06:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Arlo
CT ... jetb .... jetb .... CT. Jetb played AH1 offline and HTH. He's 16 and dying to play AHII. I'll give him this ... he found the CT forum. :D
 LOL I played online to.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: TrueKill on August 27, 2004, 05:33:56 AM
#1 was to die in the CT try to HO TrueKill when hes in a 190A-5 *cough* Memnon *cough* hehe hes learnd not to HO me :D
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Mike_2851 on August 27, 2004, 12:00:32 PM
I don't need a top ten list-just one.

#1) Log in-usually I will find a stupid way to die rather quickly.
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Slash27 on August 28, 2004, 04:23:50 AM
I'm 500 yards from Alabama, we like kissin cousins.

I was at the Flora-Bama about 10 times, where the hell were you?:D
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: KootDawg on August 28, 2004, 08:04:44 AM
My #1 way to die in the CT..

Goto the CT and logg in... I always die.. but its fun.......
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: Odee on August 29, 2004, 06:54:11 AM
Dunno what numbah it'd be, but try flying ahead of Nifty sometime. :rofl :aok
Title: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
Post by: memnon on September 04, 2004, 05:02:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Phaser11
Phaser's No 1 way to get shot down. Please follow the squad radio traffic below...

Hawk, "Hey Phaser, go down as see who that is."
Phaser, "OK" (mongo just pawn in big game of life)


nuff said.

:aok


You too huh I thought he was just trying to be generous and let me get all the kills :rofl