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Title: Post Turtle...
Post by: Mark Luper on August 27, 2004, 04:34:04 AM

I don't know if this has been posted. I thought it was funny :)


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old
Massachusetts farmer whose hand had been caught in a fence
while working his livestock, a doctor and the old man were
talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day.

The old farmer said, "Well, ya know, that Mr. Kerry is what we
call a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "You know. When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just
want to help the poor stupid idiot get down so he can crawl away...".

Title: Post Turtle...
Post by: 1K0N on August 27, 2004, 11:22:02 AM

I think the belief is that any post with the name kerry in it from now on is considerd a troll or bad taste... But any post bashing GWB is considerd good taste...
 But I enjoyed it!

IKON

Title: Post Turtle...
Post by: rpm on August 27, 2004, 11:25:23 AM

Quote

Originally posted by 1K0N
I think the belief is that any post with the name kerry in it from now on is considerd a troll or bad taste... But any post bashing GWB is considerd good taste...

Or verse visa.

Title: Post Turtle...
Post by: Hawklore on August 27, 2004, 12:23:30 PM

I belive that is said more for G.W.Bush then Kerry...

Title: Post Turtle...
Post by: spitfiremkv on August 27, 2004, 02:10:23 PM

so you could call Bush a post turtle too?!?!?!