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Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Saurdaukar on September 03, 2004, 12:31:26 PM
Clogged artery.

Best wishes.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Coolridr on September 03, 2004, 12:33:32 PM
Too much of that greasy Arkansas road kill
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: lasersailor184 on September 03, 2004, 12:34:11 PM
I actually hope he gets through it.  If he doesn't, he'll probably pull a Kennedy.  Everyone will get all upset and start thinking he was a good president.

Hell, the best thing JFK ever did was die.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Coolridr on September 03, 2004, 12:38:20 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I actually hope he gets through it.  If he doesn't, he'll probably pull a Kennedy.  Everyone will get all upset and start thinking he was a good president.

Hell, the best thing JFK ever did was die.


At least the military will probrably get a day off..That arse would owe us that much...












seriously though...My best wishes for him.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Scootter on September 03, 2004, 12:41:48 PM
Get well soon Bill,

I never wish illness on anyone, bad MoJo.

Hope to see ya up and well for W's victory party in Nov. (better stay away from the Pork for a change though)

Bad ticker is no fun,

Oh BTW greetings from ground zero.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Otto on September 03, 2004, 01:12:44 PM
I don't care for him as an individual but, like anyone in that situation,  I hope he has a successful recovery.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Furball on September 03, 2004, 01:13:56 PM
too many cigars.... oh wait, he didn't actually smoke them?
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Saurdaukar on September 03, 2004, 01:15:08 PM
No he didnt inhale.

What you need to ask yourself is how soon after Bush's speech did the pains start.  ;)
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Sixpence on September 03, 2004, 01:15:47 PM
lol, and here I am wanting a smoker so I can eat ribs everyday. Maybe the glass of wine a day will equal it out:D
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Sabre on September 03, 2004, 01:18:59 PM
What's really amazing is, he finally "admitted" something.:D
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Furball on September 03, 2004, 01:20:12 PM
he's faking it to perv over the nurses anyway.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Saurdaukar on September 03, 2004, 01:31:43 PM
Hell, I'd take Nurse Cratchet over Hillary.

I bet you could keep a beer cold between her legs.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Muckmaw1 on September 03, 2004, 01:50:41 PM
...And Hookers worldwide hold their collective breath..
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Mighty1 on September 03, 2004, 02:01:14 PM
Hope Hillary pulls the plug.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: JB73 on September 03, 2004, 02:02:11 PM
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Originally posted by Muckmaw1
...And Hookers worldwide hold their collective breath..
someone check stripperweb and see if they are holding a naked vigil somewhere.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Red Tail 444 on September 03, 2004, 02:29:35 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I actually hope he gets through it.  If he doesn't, he'll probably pull a Kennedy.  Everyone will get all upset and start thinking he was a good president.

Hell, the best thing JFK ever did was die.



Spoken like a true shrunken head
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: JBA on September 03, 2004, 02:42:11 PM
To much fat in his chicks.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: midnight Target on September 03, 2004, 02:45:14 PM
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Originally posted by JBA
To much fat in his chicks.


Now that was kinda funny.



Get well soon Mr. President
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: OneWordAnswer on September 03, 2004, 03:34:28 PM
Hysterectomy.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Nilsen on September 03, 2004, 03:49:04 PM
Spot-on. err.. Clint-on.

get well
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: straffo on September 03, 2004, 03:50:33 PM
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Originally posted by OneWordAnswer
Hysterectomy.

:rofl
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: lasersailor184 on September 03, 2004, 04:12:42 PM
I was actually thinking about this during some free time today.  If Bill goes out on this one, Hillary will get a lot of sympathy for her run in 2008.

So basically, Hillary is going to "Accidentally" pull the life support plug during the operation and help to take Kerry down.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: JB73 on September 03, 2004, 04:14:54 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I was actually thinking about this during some free time today.  If Bill goes out on this one, Hillary will get a lot of sympathy for her run in 2008.

So basically, Hillary is going to "Accidentally" pull the life support plug during the operation and help to take Kerry down.
dude thats so true it's a scary possibility
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Thrawn on September 03, 2004, 05:34:52 PM
Absolute class in this thread.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Coolridr on September 03, 2004, 05:36:11 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I was actually thinking about this during some free time today.  If Bill goes out on this one, Hillary will get a lot of sympathy for her run in 2008.

So basically, Hillary is going to "Accidentally" pull the life support plug during the operation and help to take Kerry down.


Wouldn't put it past her
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: rpm on September 03, 2004, 05:40:01 PM
Conservatives showing their class. Well done lads.

Mr.President, Get well soon.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Eagler on September 03, 2004, 05:45:02 PM
maybe the brush with death will move his thinking center to the head above his shoulders

wishing him a speedy & full recovery
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: anonymous on September 03, 2004, 05:51:26 PM
have some respect. chuck the politics for once hes some moms son and hes got a daughter who is probably very worried about dad.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: NUKE on September 03, 2004, 09:04:51 PM
I hope President Clinton will be okay and will recover quickly.
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Sandman on September 03, 2004, 11:01:27 PM
Hmmm... I think I saw this coming (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119930.)
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: NUKE on September 03, 2004, 11:05:12 PM
Sandman, did you say that Reagan did not look healthy at his funeral? :)
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Hawklore on September 03, 2004, 11:08:07 PM
Didn't republicans for bush boo him when he asked them to pray for Clinton?
Title: Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
Post by: Sandman on September 03, 2004, 11:16:42 PM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Didn't republicans for bush boo him when he asked them to pray for Clinton?


AP had a story stating so, but then retracted it.