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Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: bigsky on September 04, 2004, 04:06:22 PM
... for my next productive bowel movement.
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: ra on September 04, 2004, 04:14:26 PM
Good luck!   Keep us informed.
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: NUKE on September 04, 2004, 04:16:47 PM
If you want to have a little fun, turn off the water to the toilet and flush the water out first. Then, after your dirty deed, let her sit and dry.

Everyone in your family will laugh!
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: Nilsen on September 04, 2004, 04:29:24 PM
lol NUKE

good luck bigsky.. im rooting for your colon!
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: Toad on September 04, 2004, 04:43:13 PM
Reminds me of an old joke.

After a layover in NYC, the whole next day the Flight Engineer talks about the girl he spent the night with, the First Officer talks about the great meal he had and the Captain talks about the wonderful, wonderful bowel movement he had.

Enjoy, Captain BigSky!
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: OneWordAnswer on September 04, 2004, 04:44:10 PM
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Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: slimm50 on September 04, 2004, 04:45:16 PM
Bigsky, I take it you've had surgery, or something? Or do you just like to keep everyone posted as to your doins? What's up?
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: bigsky on September 04, 2004, 06:26:20 PM
just my way of saying that there has been a lack of interesting stuff on this BBS since the moderation has been " overmodeled"
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Post by: Maverick on September 05, 2004, 09:48:16 AM
And this is your idea of interesting I see. I guess consciousness is wasted on some folks.
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: Sandman on September 06, 2004, 11:18:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
If you want to have a little fun, turn off the water to the toilet and flush the water out first. Then, after your dirty deed, let her sit and dry.

Everyone in your family will laugh!


Better yet... just top tank it. ;)
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: loser on September 06, 2004, 11:46:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Better yet... just top tank it. ;)


Ahh, how I miss high school parties.
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Post by: Gunslinger on September 06, 2004, 11:48:30 PM
"top tank"

That is a term this party person is unfamilure with.
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: Sandman on September 06, 2004, 11:59:59 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
"top tank"

That is a term this party person is unfamilure with.


The reservoir above the bowl that holds the water used for  flushing...

Place a deposit there. :)
Title: i'm waiting...
Post by: Gunslinger on September 07, 2004, 12:12:54 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman
The reservoir above the bowl that holds the water used for  flushing...

Place a deposit there. :)


as somone who has had to fix my own toilets many a times I find that dispicable.

But good Idea ;)