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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: StSanta on February 13, 2001, 09:51:00 AM

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: StSanta on February 13, 2001, 09:51:00 AM

So, I get a package from a UPS guy. find out that my scheme to avoid paying salex tax didn't work out, and that the dear danish governmnet is gonna bill me 25% of the joystick value, plus possibly the cost of the customs procedure. Nice to live in a socialistic country where "everything is "free"". I'm gonna emigrate.

Anyhow, I open the package, and what do I find?

AN EMPTY THREE PACK VIAGRA AND THREE WINSTON CIGARETTES!

Now I'm wondering if some view hats are stuck.

The bastige SHAGGED my stick - THREE TIMES!

ROFLMAO!

FDB's live up to their reputation - again.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Creamo, lemme know how ya want payment for shipping. Might have to wait til the end of the month, coz now the Danish government is taking my last money away from me, money I had put aside for transport :/.

But, see it as payback for SHAGGING MY STICK!

Ugh, that didn't come out very well  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Moose11 on February 13, 2001, 10:02:00 AM

rofl!

Wtg creamo!

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 13, 2001, 10:05:00 AM

I think little blobs of white hand lotion might have added to the effect... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 13, 2001, 10:12:00 AM

wait a Minute! That's Not HAND LOTION!

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

AKDejaVu

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2001, 10:57:00 AM

When I sent it, the address in your e-mail didn't have a clear postal code, at least that us Americans could figure out. So the FEDEX guys were all confused. That's when I cut open the box to look for a address in there. The first thing I see is a the viagra and a cig butt. That was Animal! Im laughing and they are looking at me as if Im a tard. I only wish I would have checked at home, cause I didn't have any dirty underwear to include but the ones I was wearing-

Anyways, I found the shipping form in there as well, and after a while they figured the address issue out, there ya go.

See, now blame Animal.

(oh, I would have marked $0 worth to eliminate import tax but they would not insure it think. Sorry 'bout that. That's what you get for not being a superior American type, living in some silly country I couldn't find on a map on a bet)

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 13, 2001, 11:17:00 AM

Don't know what's worse.. the idea of a violated joystick being sent through the mail.. or the idea of an FDB with viagra (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

FDBs... here's a tip: DON'T TAKE VIAGRA IF YOU AINT GOT A DATE!

I've seen those picks of Animal with a girl... and I don't buy it for a second.

AKDejaVu

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Animal on February 13, 2001, 12:34:00 PM

I TOLD THAT STUPID JOYSTICK I DONT CUDDLE AFTER SEX

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Creamo on February 13, 2001, 12:41:00 PM

Creamo, lemme know how ya want payment for shipping. Might have to wait til the end of the month-

At 23.9% interest, take all the time you need.

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Dowding on February 13, 2001, 01:31:00 PM

You are all FU'd.

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Lamina on February 13, 2001, 06:12:00 PM

lol
You guys are sick

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: Octavius on February 13, 2001, 11:06:00 PM

You're not serious are you?  That can't be true.. and if it is, yall are taking a game too seriously.  

Title: CREAMO YOU BASTIDGE!
Post by: AKDejaVu on February 13, 2001, 11:45:00 PM

This issue is not how serriously anyone is taking the game.. its the fact that they "took" a joystick.

Bad FDB! Bad! <Spank on nose>

AKDejaVu