Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GRUNHERZ on September 08, 2004, 09:03:51 AM
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/08/pitchfork.robbery.ap/index.html
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It's a good thing he didn't stick anybody with that thing. Tetanus (sp?) shots hurt.
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at least it's original, and humorus!
wtg to that guy for having the ***** to try that LOL.
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LOL thats funny - a friend of mine --- when we were kids--- his sister threw a pitch fork of a hay stack and it stuck into his leg! THey pulled it out and went strait for the tetnus shots!!!
i remember seeing the holes in his leg!
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Could it be BlkMgk (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129453)?
He must've spent all his money on the supercharger and has forgotten to buy a gun...
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We must immediately ban and sieze assault pitchforks. All pitchfork users must be registered and licensed. Only pitchforks with handles of at least 60" will be allowed to prevent concealed carry of unlicensed pitchforks! :mad:
:p :rolleyes:
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DOH, Mav beat me to it.
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*sigh*
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Originally posted by boxboy28
LOL thats funny - a friend of mine --- when we were kids--- his sister threw a pitch fork of a hay stack and it stuck into his leg! THey pulled it out and went strait for the tetnus shots!!!
i remember seeing the holes in his leg!
its a good thing that the sort of stuff causing a tetanus shot hurts more than the shot.
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They can have my pitchfork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Or at least give me a croquet mallet to replace it with.
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Originally posted by slimm50
It's a good thing he didn't stick anybody with that thing. Tetanus (sp?) shots hurt.
Rust doesn't cause Tetanus.
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Originally posted by Maverick
We must immediately ban and sieze assault pitchforks. All pitchfork users must be registered and licensed. Only pitchforks with handles of at least 60" will be allowed to prevent concealed carry of unlicensed pitchforks! :mad:
:p :rolleyes:
Not totally true.You CAN own a pitchfork with a handle of less than 60",as long as you fill out a form 4,pass your background check(you'll need two sets of fingerprints,and two passport sized photos for the criminal background check by the BATF),and pay a one-time $200 transfer tax.
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Originally posted by Sox62
Not totally true.You CAN own a pitchfork with a handle of less than 60",as long as you fill out a form 4,pass your background check(you'll need two sets of fingerprints,and two passport sized photos for the criminal background check by the BATF),and pay a one-time $200 transfer tax.
Actually my post was in support of a ban on pitchforks with handles under 60". We must protect society from concealed pitchfork carry. At this time there is no prohibition in carrying a concealed pitchfork. This constitutes a serious breach in our society. We mus tfix this by banning pitchforks. :p
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What about hand forks?
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So you need a pitchfork to prove your manhood?? Geez...
Be a real men, carry a shovel!
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Originally posted by Sandman
Rust doesn't cause Tetanus.
the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.
tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.
ill go for the painfull shot
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Originally posted by Flyboy
the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.
tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.
ill go for the painfull shot
Tetanus shots dont hurt, until you get the bill that is... $500 last time I had one in the emergency room..
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
What about hand forks?
yes we shall ban non plastic hand forks in places outside predetermined fancy food sellers. if you own a fancy resteraunt i suggest you get a ffs card pronto
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Originally posted by Flyboy
the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.
tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.
ill go for the painfull shot
Tetanus is a dangerous nerve ailment caused by the toxin of a common bacterium, Clostridium tetani. Bacterial spores are found in soil -- most frequently in cultivated soil, least frequently in virgin soil. They also exist in environments as diverse as animal excrement, house dust, operating rooms, contaminated heroin, and the human colon. If the spores enter a wound that penetrates the skin and extends deeper than oxygen can reach, they germinate and produce a toxin that enters the bloodstream.
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Bacterial spores enter the body by way of animal bites, surgical wounds, needle injection sites, burns, ulcers, and infected umbilical cords -- and by the proverbial rusty nail. Be particularly suspicious of any wound caused by a dirty or dusty object that has been outdoors or in contact with soil.
source (http://my.webmd.com/content/article/7/1680_53926.htm)
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
What about hand forks?
You're right Skuzzy. We must ban all sharp or edged objects. We must protect society from itself!!
:p :D