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Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Swoop on September 09, 2004, 06:43:55 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1094773333_police.jpg)


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Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Curval on September 09, 2004, 07:17:47 PM
Ya..the workmen's fault.

20 quid says he was checking out some nice little crumpet on the sidewalk when he went into the concrete.
:rofl :rofl
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: rpm on September 09, 2004, 08:03:07 PM
You would be amazed at what gets blamed on paving crews.

We once had a Dallas P.D. motorcycle cop set up a speed trap (unasked for) in our work zone on I-635. He was sitting in an area we had removed 5 inches of pavement. He lost control of his motorcycle and was killed trying to jump that 5 inch difference at 50mph going after a speeder. His family sued us.

We had a driver enter our work zone on I-35, cross the safety barracade and hit a 35 Ton roller. His family sued us.

We had a Corvette driver ignore 2 different flagmen and drive down a street we just sprayed "tack" (liquid asphault) on in preperation for paving. He sued us.

Seems those signs at the entrance of work zones are there so stupid people know who to sue.
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Seraphim on September 09, 2004, 10:02:09 PM
Too much

notice the bystanders still laughin in the background  :lol
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Saintaw on September 10, 2004, 12:33:04 AM
:lol
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 10, 2004, 01:45:06 AM
That concrete pour must be at least 50 cm deep...

The motorway concrete budget in Britain must be enormous...
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Chortle on September 10, 2004, 04:43:46 AM
Thats a good pic, I like the way he seems prepared to 'go down' with his ride, like the old sea captains.
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Furball on September 10, 2004, 04:45:08 AM
i like the way the tramp is trying to steal his wheels.
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Chortle on September 10, 2004, 04:59:57 AM
Your right, not enough crack to be a labourer.
Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Swoop on September 10, 2004, 05:07:41 AM
heh, in the pic he's on the radio saying "I am no longer in pursuit!"  :rofl


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Title: Can't stop laughing......
Post by: Eagler on September 10, 2004, 06:56:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm371
You would be amazed at what gets blamed on paving crews.

We once had a Dallas P.D. motorcycle cop set up a speed trap (unasked for) in our work zone on I-635. He was sitting in an area we had removed 5 inches of pavement. He lost control of his motorcycle and was killed trying to jump that 5 inch difference at 50mph going after a speeder. His family sued us.

We had a driver enter our work zone on I-35, cross the safety barracade and hit a 35 Ton roller. His family sued us.

We had a Corvette driver ignore 2 different flagmen and drive down a street we just sprayed "tack" (liquid asphault) on in preperation for paving. He sued us.

Seems those signs at the entrance of work zones are there so stupid people know who to sue.


hmm - gov jobs - splains alot - LOL