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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: StSanta on February 14, 2001, 11:18:00 PM
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Now I am irritated. There I am, brand new FW, finally back from 2.5 months of captivity by the EVIL allies, who onbly served me schnaps two times a day, and never sauerkrauts, referring to it derogatory as "Germans secret gas weapon".
So I get back, after using my superior LW mind to think out a radical plan involving jazz singing lightly clad nuns, booze, American pilots and condoms.
The first I hear, a derogatory comment from a squad member. he is promptly beaten into a pulp.
Anyhow. At first, my throttle in my plane isn't functioning properly. I tinker with it, spot a niki who dives for the HO.
Death one.
Go up again, dive on a niki after evading his two buddies for five minutees. lots of pings; his buddies close in. Dead again. Hm.
Connect throttle; view systems now functional. Score 4 quick kills, but then it ends.
Am rope a doped by both ManedeW and Taillight. Am abused by hordes of enemy planes. Out alted and outnumbered, i somehow still think I can live, because I used to.
Shooting went toi hell. Collisions instead of hit with guns, scissors look more like sissy flat turns, i bleed e all the time, turn turn turn, cannot conserve speed.
SA shot to hell.
LOL; being away just these 2.5 months has made me *really* rusty, to a point where I can't remember where my views are programmed to be at, or how to use them effectively. Misjudge e, and has the SA of a suicidal lemming.
If I got a positive K/D ratio yesterday, I should be happy.
<S!> to all the enemies and friendlies I flew with and against, was great fun. It's good to be back (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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LOL Santa is a NEWBIE; Santa is a NEWBIE... nyaahhhh yah nyyyahhh yah; neeener neener neeener. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Buck up mate.. it's WORSE than bein a newbie. yha KNOW whats supposed ta happen, but you discover yer SA is toast; yer 'feel' is gone, yah can't read e-states and gawdammit all to hell yah can't hit the hanger with the airplane on a bet.. ferget about gunning..
It'll take about 20-30 hours in the saddle to get back into the 'ol Santa rythym again... just be paitient. It'll click faster than you think. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Nice to hear yer back, bud. <S!>
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Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders" << Recruiting!!
"Turn to kill, not to engage."
Commander 'Willie' Driscoll, USNR
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Indeed, can't wait to see this d00d in the Arena...and I'm on his side (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Saw
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Argghhh I wonder how bad itl be for me when Im able to get back in AH, the $*@@%# AH computer broke again. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
thankfully they do sell puters in the USA, hehe Santa
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Heheheh thanks guys
I certianly hope that my old way of flying comes back. It felt *so* natural for a while, knew exactly what my 190 would do and when, knew what enemy planes could do as well.
I'll be flying tonight as well, trying to figure out it all once more (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).
"d00d! this game SUCKS!!!! your cheating!!! so how do U raise gears?"
Heheh
Newbie again (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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I heard Spitfire is easy to fly; Maybe you should try it ?
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Yep, and the F4U-1C as well, I've heard!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Welcome back!
Camo
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Camouflage
XO, Lentolaivue 34
www.muodos.fi/LLv34 (http://www.muodos.fi/LLv34)
Brewster into AH!
"The really good pilots use their superior judgement to keep them out of situations
where they might be required to demonstrate their superior skill."
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and has the SA of a suicidal lemming.
Now THAT was funny (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
So you wanna duel Santa (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) ? Yak vs. 190 ?
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
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And you whine about having off-time from Ah for 2.5 months...Mine will be about 8 months cause I cant get a friggin net connection (cheap one mind ya...I wont pay over 100$ to get a connection and 30$ monthly after that for modem connection.) to my apartment. Then we`ll check what it does to SA...
Well...I use my (all) money to fly PPL (private pilot licence...) so maybe it replaces Ah a little.. much more expensive thought.
Cya in the skies sooner or later.. (4 weeks offline and having still bad shakes...yikes)
LLv34 Jarsci
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You BASTARDS!
LOL.
The goond thing about this community is that when you get that warm and fuzzy feeling, there's always someone to kick (it) the crap outta you.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
the great baron StSanta Von Ribbentroppen will never fly ugly opportunist iron!
Well, maybe if my K/D doesn't improve (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"