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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on September 13, 2004, 09:47:42 AM
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(Do you know who this is? no cheating!)
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"WAITER!!"
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"Al Gore after an all-night bender at Denny's"
Saw that this morning and flinched. Thank God for dumb voters in Florida!
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Originally posted by Makarov9
"Al Gore after an all-night bender at Denny's"
Saw that this morning and flinched. Thank God for dumb voters in Florida!
This is what happens when Democratic politicians cease the botox injections, $300 hair cut/coloring, and stop the "for-public-image" excercising.
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Oh, and my caption:
"3 Hurricanes!? I demand a recount!"
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a fat political has-been with a super-sized big mouth spewin to the brain dead
or the average handsomehunkcrat speech - LOL
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His tailor should be beaten.
h
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Originally posted by ra
"WAITER!!"
WINNER!!!!
:rofl :aok
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< in Rodney Dangerfield impression voice>
That's the story of my life! You know?
I don't get no respect! No respect at all!
Why, just last night I asked the bartender to surprise me.
He showed me a naked picture of my wife!
My wife, are you kiddin' me?
I took her up to the top of the Empire State building.
Airplanes started to attack her.
My kids are no bargain either.
Last Christmas my son asked me for a BB gun, I got him a BB gun.
He got me a tee shirt with a bullseye on the back!
My daughters nickname is Federal Express.
When she goes over to a guys house she absolutely has to be there overnight!
No respect at all!
And on, and on and on.......
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..and as for that Dr. Atkins guy...did you know he died of heart failure brought on by morbid obesity? I'm sueing!
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"Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide. Admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bull****."
"All human beings are becoming humanoids. All over the world, not just in America. We're just getting there faster since we're the most advanced country."
"We'll tell you anything you want to hear, we lie like hell."
"You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal! You do! Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion!"
"Television is not the truth! Television is a whoopeeed amusement park!"
"Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube! This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation; this tube can make or break presidents, popes, prime ministers; this tube is the most awesome whoopee propaganda force in the whole godless world, and woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people, and that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communications Corporation of America; there's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett, sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the twentieth floor. And when the 12th largest company in the world controls the most awesome whoopee propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what **** will be peddled for truth on this network!?"
"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad... Everybody's out of work, or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter, punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it."
"All I know is, you've got to get mad! You've got to say, 'I'm a human being, whoopee it! My life has value!'"
"I want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and yell: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"
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pull my finger!
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Listen to the ground:
there is movement all around.
There is something goin' down
and I can feel it.
On the waves of the air,
there is dancin' out there.
If it's somethin' we can share,
we can steal it.
And that sweet city woman,
She moves through the light,
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin' is bright,
Then I get night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever.
We know how to show it.
Here I am,
Prayin' for this moment to last,
Livin' on the music so fine,
Borne on the wind,
Makin' it mine.
Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever.
We know how to show it.
In the heat of our love,
Don't need no help for us to make it.
Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'.
I got fire in my mind.
I got higher in my walkin'.
And I'm glowin' in the dark;
I give you warnin'.
And that sweet city woman,
She moves through the light,
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin' is bright,
Then I get night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever.
We know how to show it.
Here I am,
Prayin' for this moment to last,
Livin' on the music so fine,
Borne on the wind,
Makin' it mine.
Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that night fever, night fever.
We know how to show it.
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Boy he does look like something out of the "Crucible", eh?
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"AH EHT A BEHBEY!!!"
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imagine if that moron would have won in '00?
the skerry campaign must cringe everytime he opens his mouth, just like they do when the ketchup lady opens hers - LOL
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-Hitler Impression-
Another round of ze Pancakes, Nooow!!
-/end hitler impression-
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I invented the donut lawwk bawwwx. Only I have the key.
-SW
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Al Gore at his latest seminar,"How to create the Internet!".
RHIN0
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Originally posted by mason22
pull my finger!
Now THIS must be the winner!!:lol
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BRAINS!! VOTE DEMOCRATIC OR WE WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!! BRAINS!!
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Ted Kennedy, in a recent public relations nightmare, is discovered to have cloned himself to avoid embarrassing red-eye situations at early morning conferences. The plan went awry when "Mini-T" discovered self-autonomy after his invention of the internet and launched his own political agenda. More at 6.