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Title: think I will go to Ihop....
Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 08:58:56 AM: and get my "seniors" discount... been waiting all year to be old enough.

lazs
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on September 29, 2004, 08:59:47 AM: You're a senior citizen now, you should go to Country Kitchen with the rest of 'em.
-SW
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Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 09:01:19 AM: thanks for the tip. I am not to good at this yet.

lazs
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Post by: AKIron on September 29, 2004, 09:01:24 AM: You just have a birthday lazs?
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Post by: FUNKED1 on September 29, 2004, 09:02:58 AM: Happy Birthday gramps!!!
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Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 09:03:01 AM: today.

lazs
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Post by: AKIron on September 29, 2004, 09:10:37 AM: Happy Birthday you old fart. Had my 50th earlier this month.
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Post by: jamusta on September 29, 2004, 09:16:24 AM: Hey LAZS I have some property for sale in this old folks...I mean retirement.... I mean gated community that you may be interested in.
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Post by: Monk on September 29, 2004, 09:23:04 AM: What is seniors, like 70 or something?
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on September 29, 2004, 09:34:06 AM: Tell 'em it's your birthday Lazs. They'll puree your food into a nice gelatenous form that's easy to suck through a twisty straw.

Then, they'll even give you a sponge bath and tuck you in for a nap.
-SW
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Post by: Ripsnort on September 29, 2004, 09:34:56 AM: 1/2 century? HB Lazs, you old fart!
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Post by: Curval on September 29, 2004, 09:36:33 AM: Happy Birthday ya grumpy old fart.

;)
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Post by: Nash on September 29, 2004, 09:41:14 AM: No wonder yer such a miserable salamander.

;)

Happy Birthday dude.
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Post by: narsus on September 29, 2004, 09:51:22 AM: Happy Birthday Lazs
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 29, 2004, 09:55:53 AM: We get a discount at IHop for being over 50? WOOHOO!

Oh, ..HBD lazs.
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Post by: midnight Target on September 29, 2004, 09:58:58 AM: I thought it was 55?

HBD lazs. I'll shoot a rubberband in your honor.. no gun nearby.
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 29, 2004, 10:02:17 AM: Lazs,

Happy Birthday you old, crotchety, meat loving, tree-cutting, gun toting SOB!

Karaya
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Post by: Dago on September 29, 2004, 10:03:17 AM: I envy you having an Ihop worth going to. I always liked Ihop, but when they opened one near my home, it sucked. Still does, nobody goes there.

dago
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Post by: Vermillion on September 29, 2004, 10:07:38 AM: happy B-day you crusty old coot ! :)
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Post by: deSelys on September 29, 2004, 10:10:55 AM: Happy B-Day, Lazs!
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Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 10:36:21 AM: it is 55 and so am I.

I don't know if the Ihop is any good or not but I get a discount so..

nash... I allways was a misserable salamander.... I have actually mellowed.

funked... I would suggest that you not get within striking distance of my cane.

lazs
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Post by: Nilsen on September 29, 2004, 10:40:26 AM: Happy birthday Lazs :)
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Post by: john9001 on September 29, 2004, 10:45:20 AM: i keep forgeting i'm "old" so i forget to ask for my discount.
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Post by: JB73 on September 29, 2004, 10:48:51 AM: happy B-day Lazs.

go shoot 55 rounds!
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Post by: slimm50 on September 29, 2004, 10:58:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
it is 55 and so am I.

I don't know if the Ihop is any good or not but I get a discount so..

nash... I allways was a misserable salamander.... I have actually mellowed.

funked... I would suggest that you not get within striking distance of my cane.

lazs

Member of the ol' "Double Nickle Club", eh?
Happyhappyhappyhappy birthday toooo yoooooooouuu!:)
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 29, 2004, 11:24:26 AM: Ahhh damn. I have to wait another 5 years. POOP!
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Post by: mauser on September 29, 2004, 12:06:27 PM: Happy Birthday Lazs! May you have many more!

mauser
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Post by: Urchin on September 29, 2004, 12:38:34 PM: Wow Lazs, you are old! :). Happy birthday, you are my favorite internet old person. I want to be just like you in ... 30 years lol...
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Post by: Hawklore on September 29, 2004, 12:48:42 PM: I got an extra chicken strip at the Hospital for smiling at the lady...

Haha, none of you got that charm aye?!
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Post by: AWMac on September 29, 2004, 12:51:18 PM: Happy Birthday Lazs......!!!

Depends and Metemucil as gifts?

:rofl
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Post by: Hawklore on September 29, 2004, 12:53:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Happy Birthday Lazs......!!!
Depends and Metemucil as gifts?

:rofl

The way lazs is going, looks like it may be, viagra, and a rubber doll.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on September 29, 2004, 01:01:47 PM: I tried IHOP once.

Once....
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on September 29, 2004, 01:03:27 PM: Try Denny's. If you don't **** yourself to death, let us know how you liked it.
-SW
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Post by: B17Skull12 on September 29, 2004, 03:09:09 PM: i here by label lazs,

Old and Tired.
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 29, 2004, 03:16:12 PM: At least old farts smell better than new ones.
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Post by: Swoop on September 29, 2004, 03:18:15 PM: Happy birthday ya old fart!

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
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Post by: Dune on September 29, 2004, 03:22:19 PM: Lazs, Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel, Lazs
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Post by: MrLars on September 29, 2004, 03:25:50 PM: I stopped trying to use a senior discount when I constantly got carded. I'm 62 but look younger than 50. Some of the checkers grudgingly give the discount but their distrust is obvious.

WTH, this is a 'problem' I can live with. < insert stupid smiley face here >
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Post by: SOB on September 29, 2004, 03:49:51 PM: Happy Birthday, OML! (Old Man Lazs) I hope you like your present! (https://www.metamucil.com/cgi-bin/sampleRequest.cgi) Now, could you tell us all a story about how things were done when you were a boy?!
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Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 04:37:15 PM: lars... don't know how young I look but I have all my hair and it aint grey and I'm not fat.

sob... this is your lucky day lad! you have pried a story out of me....

coincidentaly... one of my guys wanted me to give him a purchase order so he could get some sandpaper.... I explained how soft his entire generation of snot nosed whipersnappers had it (he is 37) and that "back in my day" we didn't just get on our horse and ride to the hardware store and buy sandpaper..... we made ours... we melted down a horse for glue and took some pages out of the sears robuck catalog and glued some sand onto it by gawd.

lazs
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 29, 2004, 04:40:20 PM: You had sand? We had to grind up some window panes for the sand. And use the wood shavings on the floor for the paper.
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Post by: Otto on September 29, 2004, 04:43:01 PM: Happy Birthday...!

Now... I'd like to suggest something. Get each of your employees a Company Credit Card with a reasonable limit. That way they wouldn't have to be getting PO's for frigging sandpaper!!
Title: AKIron
Post by: beet1e on September 29, 2004, 04:45:30 PM: You are the closest person in age to me that I have met in FlightSimdom. Skuzzy looks like he's close too. (Previous closest was a trainer in WB called =kjbl=) Care to reveal the exact dates, guys? Mine was 27.Dec,1954. It was a Monday.
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Post by: lazs2 on September 29, 2004, 04:48:26 PM: gawd! you are five years younger than me? No wonder tomato wants me! start taking care of yourself lad.

lazs
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Post by: Rude on September 29, 2004, 04:48:43 PM: Happy Birthday Lazs:)

First order of business....call AAA....then go see a flick....then go eat.

Oh yeah....call the Social Security Administration and take early withdrawl as there will be nothing to draw on by the time you're 67.
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 29, 2004, 05:16:21 PM: I was hatched on May 29, 1954 beet.
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Post by: AKIron on September 29, 2004, 06:42:34 PM: Sep 7, 1954 - Dallas Texas
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Post by: Thrawn on September 29, 2004, 11:27:46 PM: Happy Birthday old guy!!
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on September 30, 2004, 12:30:46 AM: Happy BD Le Laz.
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Post by: lazs2 on September 30, 2004, 08:41:58 AM: ok lars... I asked one of my guys how old I looked. He said that I didn't look a day over 40 and assured me that his upcoming evaluation had nothing to do with his answer.

lazs
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Post by: ramzey on September 30, 2004, 04:43:01 PM: Happy B- day Sir!
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Post by: oboe on September 30, 2004, 05:31:07 PM: Happy birthday, Laz! And many happy returns of the day.