Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hawklore on September 29, 2004, 12:55:32 PM
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Why can Male Senior Citizen walk around naked?
Because by law any gun over 60yrs is considerd an Antique and can be carried without a permit..
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Never...
Post...
Again...
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It's an insult to lame jokes.
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I'm bored...
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Masturbate.
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(http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/bohaterowie/img/miastowi_cbg.gif)
worst
joke
ever
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This thread needs help...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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HAHAHA, you singlehandedly revived this thread!
Get in here lazs!
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It's not lame, but it is rather limp.
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driving license. She dug through her handbag and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it".
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is", she said.
The blonde policewoman looked at the mirror, then handed it back and said, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."