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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 10, 2001, 05:25:00 PM
fly either the 190A8, P-38 or P-47.

The rest are just wussies in überrides.

thsjook drivers are the worst; not only are they ugly, they suck too.

Ugh  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel."
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Toad on January 10, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
With all this disharmony, I've been thinking of making the -1C my main ride.

...just to spread joy and sunlight wherever the winds take me.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: funked on January 10, 2001, 05:38:00 PM
LOL Fw 190A-8, P-38L, P-47D, all great planes.  Try a 202 or a Zeke you wife-beating luftwaffle pansy!!!
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 10, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
Bah zeke and 202 can turn their way outta any danger. Sissy aircraft.

Now I gotta go please your wife, funked, since you obviously can't  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
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"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: funked on January 10, 2001, 05:45:00 PM
"turn their way outta danger"

LOL!!!
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Nath-BDP on January 10, 2001, 05:49:00 PM
The A6M is a great furballing aircraft, much better than anything else in the game. Its so stable I find it very easy to hit aircraft at ranges of D400+ when they try to extend or run away... its a great Hog killer.
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: funked on January 10, 2001, 06:00:00 PM
But Nath, furballing is rare.  This game is highly biased towards dive and run away tactics, and that's what most players do.  IMHO A6M is a death trap.

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FunkedUp, Officer Commanding, 308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF (http://www.raf303.org/308)
Northolt Wing (1st Polish Fighter Wing) (http://www.raf303.org/northolt)

"We hadn't wanted this bloody awful war that the Huns seemed to think so glorious.  We had been forced to fight.  And now that we are fighting, we thought, we'll teach you rotten Huns how to fight.  We'll shoot your pissy little fighters out of the sky, we'll rip your dirty great bombers to shreds, we'll make you wish to Christ you'd never heard of the aeroplane!"

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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Mayhem on January 10, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by StSanta:
fly either the 190A8, P-38 or P-47.

The rest are just wussies in überrides.

thsjook drivers are the worst; not only are they ugly, they suck too.

Ugh   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel."

I fly a C-47  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)


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Mayhem 33rd S.G.
"Destination anywhere, so far gone, I'm already there!"
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Pongo on January 10, 2001, 07:59:00 PM
With 6 hispanos out the left side?
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Hangtime on January 10, 2001, 08:04:00 PM
Damn Santa.. show us how to troll with BAIT next time.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

You get yer stick yet??
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on January 11, 2001, 12:19:00 AM
Damn i'm a man what can i do now ??

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S! chaps
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Betown on January 11, 2001, 02:24:00 AM
So Do i mayhem.
C47, Lancasters, B17's, B26's 109's 190's All great aircraft!
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 11, 2001, 04:48:00 AM
Hagtime, no, it ain't here yet. Animal has mailed it though so it should be here in a few days  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).

T&B'ers are wussies. Easy to defend against z&b'ers by continually break turning.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

<decides not to mention that t&b requires higher level of SA, becaus StSanta is very selective in what he remembers>

P-38, P-47 and 190A8 once on the defensive require more of a man to survive in.

Offensively, they're superior to the 202 and zeke  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

But chog. What can I say? It's a no skill ride.

Those of you that call it an "average" ride do so because it doesn't turn like a spit or climb like a 109. But look what it does in terms of a Z&B aircraft:

It outturns all other z&b'ers easily.

It outguns all other z&b'ers easily (range, ROF, cone)

It has a good roll rate, and unlike the 190 it doesn't get significantly worse as speed increases.

It has excellent low speed handling.

It handles excellently for a z&b'er in terms of making tight loops.

What I am saying is those that say it's average are comparing apples with oranges - compare it with its fellow apples, such as the P51, P-38, 190A5 and A8 and so forth.

Torque is one of the few chog drivers I can tolerate - mostly because he has *consistently* flown the chog - even in 1.03 where it dinnae easily outturn all other z&b'ers.

Yes, chog is a wuss gamey plane perfect for those who lack the skill to kill without resorting to HO or InstantDeath(tm) 900 yard pings.

How's THAT for bait, Hangtime?

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Vermillion on January 11, 2001, 06:53:00 AM
Santa, real men actually FLY Aces High, not just sit on the BBS and roadkill about it  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) hehehe kidding

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Naso on January 11, 2001, 07:02:00 AM
Well said Verm !!

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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: air_ReCoile on January 11, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
What happened to the 109? I thought you were 109 pilot too Santa??
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Ripsnort on January 11, 2001, 08:24:00 AM
Santa, real men don't dye their hair ;P

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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Duckwing6 on January 11, 2001, 09:11:00 AM
real men write B&Z nt Z&B

get your act together Santa :P

DW6

(p.s. you forgot the D-Hog .. but i'm not gonna say anything about it cuz i know i'm a real man ... errr..  oops  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif))

Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: SOB on January 11, 2001, 09:22:00 AM
"float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" TnB

"run Forrest, ruuun!" BnZ

Real Men™ aren't named after a jolly fat man!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)


SOB
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Rojo on January 11, 2001, 09:45:00 AM
You talkin to me? You must be talking to me, 'cause I drive the P-47 and 109 regularly (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).  

Those that diss the B&Z (or Z&B, for the ACM-dislexic) ignore the historical realities. The day of the T&B plane was waining, even in 1940.  The Japanese designed the ultimate T&B plane, the Zero, but it was already a dodo bird when they hit Pearl Harbor.  It's superiority initially was primarily attributable to poor tactics on the part of the Japanese' opponents, compounded by the superb quality of the initial cadre of Japanese pilots.  Fighter development ran in absolute linear fashion in the direction of heavier aircraft, bigger engines, and more powerful armament.

For all that, I still get the urge now and them to hop in a Zeke and kill chogs  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).  Back in my WB days, a favorite ride of mine was the KI-43 Oscar.  What a joy to fly!

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(S-2, The Buccaneers)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 11, 2001, 10:23:00 AM
Oh yah, attack my person, attack my typos

SINCE YOU CAN'T ATTACK MY MESSAGE.

Heheh

It's the gospel truth.

And verm, you %&/%/()! When I get my joystick....

Heh, I feel like such a armchair virtual pilot  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Gman on January 11, 2001, 01:16:00 PM
Haha Santa said "gospel".  He's finally seen the light, and given up his wayward peagan non-believer ways.  

LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif).
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Hangtime on January 11, 2001, 01:33:00 PM
Thats better Santa.. the chum works better if yah actually put it in the water.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Scenario.. many red planes attacking.

Do you:

a. Select the most danerous A/C type in the bunch and kill him off first..
(kill the chog)

b. Select the highest one; deal with him first.. (same guy.. a Chog.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif))

c. HO all of 'em and hope fer the best.. (if yer inna chog yerself)

d. Run like hell fer help.. (pony's are good fer something anyway)

e. Say fek it and jump the first thing that gets in gunrange, knowing yer gonna have one hell of a parade in a few seconds. (most of us prolly fit in here. Hell; who wants to live ferever, anyway?)

f. Wish yah had a joystick, so's you can test the Kobiashi Maru Scenario. (there yah go, Santa  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif))

Hang
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Fatty on January 11, 2001, 02:22:00 PM
Funny the one with no stick is telling us what makes real men...
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Ripsnort on January 11, 2001, 02:27:00 PM
So, Fatty, what your saying is.."StSanta got the short end of the stick" ??
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: daddog on January 11, 2001, 02:35:00 PM
I fly the P-38, but I can't survive in it.

Am I still a man?

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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 11, 2001, 02:47:00 PM
Yer all women. Go home, make dinner, take care of the kids and let the men do the fighting.

Yargh.

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Hang: as long as I got an alt advantage, I'll engage even if outumbered  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif).

Real men have brains, too  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Fatty on January 11, 2001, 04:37:00 PM
Now now Rip, I said nothing about getting the end of a stick.  Whatever squad rituals they might have are their own business  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Duckwing6 on January 11, 2001, 04:37:00 PM
Santa you're and the voices in yer head are NEVER outnumbered

BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

DW6
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: funked on January 11, 2001, 05:02:00 PM
Santa, this has been an excellent troll, and you should get an award.  My "I Am Superior" troll was fairly good but yours is clearly "Troll of the Week".   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: hazed- on January 11, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
Once again stsanta you post i laugh  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

more more encore encore!

more LW are superior stuff  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

hehe love it

hazed

Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Thunder on January 13, 2001, 12:50:00 AM
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Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: StSanta on January 13, 2001, 03:09:00 AM
ROFL! ROFL!


Hahahah

Oh man, I got Coca Cola all over the screen  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Where'd Daffy Santa come from and what is he doing with MY joystick?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://www.geocities.com/nirfurian/stSanta.jpg)
"I am the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel." - A. Eldricht
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Westy on January 13, 2001, 09:05:00 AM
LOL Thunder.  A++ !!!!!!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

-Westy
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Suave1 on January 13, 2001, 05:04:00 PM
Are these the same real men that logged off when it was night in the ma, and say that we should keep icons and clipboard radar ?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Tac on January 13, 2001, 05:33:00 PM
"Select the highest one; deal with him first.. (same guy.. a Chog)."


Ill get this one first.

REAL men fly the P38 and the YAK.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: The REAL MEN(tm) in Aces High...
Post by: Kronos on January 13, 2001, 05:41:00 PM
Hey Hangtime   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

I am a p47 driver almost exclusively now, so in answer to your question, I :

C: HO 'em all THEN
D: Dive and run like hell!


maybe that's why I dont live very long?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

heheheheeh

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Kronos
CO No. 272 Squadron "Whispering Death" http://members.home.net/wchiasson/no272/ (http://members.home.net/wchiasson/no272/)

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