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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on October 05, 2004, 08:51:12 AM

Title: How not to prepare chicken necks.
Post by: Ripsnort on October 05, 2004, 08:51:12 AM

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his noodle for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Title: How not to prepare chicken necks.
Post by: AKIron on October 05, 2004, 10:40:04 AM

There's gotta be a chicken or homework joke in there somewhere.   :eek: