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Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 05, 2004, 11:22:12 PM
Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004).

Rodney in any one of the Miller Lite commercials. "All we need is ONE pin, Rodney."

Thanks for the laughs, you'll be missed:(
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: MrBill on October 05, 2004, 11:30:11 PM
His last one was not his best but it was a good swan song.

"If all goes well I'll be in the hospital two weeks ...
if not I'll be there two hours." ta Dum

Love ya Rodney
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Sandman on October 05, 2004, 11:57:09 PM
Ya know... I can't point to any jokes that stand out... Dangerfield didn't have any funny jokes.

He was a funny character... an icon.


That said.. I liked him best in Caddyshack.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: paulieb on October 06, 2004, 12:00:46 AM
See ya, Rodney. Maybe now you'll get some respect. :(
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Seraphim on October 06, 2004, 12:22:20 AM
"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother"
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Blooz on October 06, 2004, 01:13:28 AM
My wife is so ugly that when she walks into the kitchen the mice jump on chairs.

My daughters no bargain either. She's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles.

My son wanted a BB gun for Christmas and I got him a BB gun. He got me a t-shirt with a bullseye on the back.

My doctor. When you take down your trousers, he says ahhhh.

My mother never breast fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.



I got all the respect for you Rodney.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Wolfala on October 06, 2004, 01:13:58 AM
"Ask me about things I'm familiar with, like drugs or prostitution."
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: rpm on October 06, 2004, 02:18:13 AM
I think my wife is cheating on me. So I came home early and found a guy climbing out the bedroom window. He said "Hey Buddy, ya better hurry. Her husband's on his way home."

No respect!

My wife likes to talk dirty during sex. I told her "That's fine, but hang up the phone!"

No respect at all.

You know my Doctor? Doctor Vinnie Boombots, I told him I needed a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine it wouldn't matter.

It ain't easy being me.

When I was born the Doctor told my Mother "I'm sorry. I did everything I could, but he pulled thru!"

Heaven just got a whole lot funnier.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Wanker on October 06, 2004, 07:05:49 AM
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Originally posted by Seraphim
"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother"


Classic.

Thanks for the laughs, Rodney.

Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: AWMac on October 06, 2004, 07:43:01 AM
Keep 'em laffin in Heaven like ya did here Rodney!

Gonna miss ya!

Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 06, 2004, 08:25:08 AM
"I went to the local bar, the bartender said, you want the usual? I said, no suprise me, so he showed me naked pictures of my wife."

:rofl :lol :rofl :D
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Preon1 on October 06, 2004, 08:30:32 AM
I was trying to make love with a girl who didn't like casual sex.  I said 'all right, I'll keep my tie on!'
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Ripper29 on October 06, 2004, 08:39:46 AM
"My wife met me at the door wearing a sexy nightgown, only problem was is that she was coming home"

(S) Rodney......
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: midnight Target on October 06, 2004, 10:35:03 AM
All good ones.. Rodney
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Drifter1234 on October 06, 2004, 12:00:22 PM
"My daughter flunked her driver's license test.  She could not find the front seat"
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 06, 2004, 12:20:44 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
That said.. I liked him best in Caddyshack.


(in the pro shop, looking ad a gawdy short-brimmed hat)

Gee, look at this thing, I bet they're giving away a free bowl of soup if you buy this, huh?

(turns around to see ted Knight's character, wearing the same hat, and looking dejected)

Oh, but it looks GOOD on you, though...(rolls eyes)

Not quite as funny here, but the image was classic....think I'm gonna get the DVD
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Suave on October 06, 2004, 12:22:27 PM
"My son put super glue in my preperation H."

The episode of the simpsons when he guest starred was great.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: JB73 on October 06, 2004, 12:57:13 PM
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
think I'm gonna get the DVD
where?

i hav ebeen looking and all i find is caddyshack II that horrid, massacre of a travesty. the public society has gone deeper into madness for having watched that spectacle.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 06, 2004, 12:58:55 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
where?

i hav ebeen looking and all i find is caddyshack II that horrid, massacre of a travesty. the public society has gone deeper into madness for having watched that spectacle.


Go to target...or ebay.. Caddy II is awful, almost as bad as "lifeguard"
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: sling322 on October 06, 2004, 03:00:44 PM
What kind of man does not already own Caddyshack on DVD?!?  Why must you wait for the death of an American icon before you buy one of the greatest movies of all time?
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: JB73 on October 06, 2004, 03:31:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Go to target.
been there, wal mart, blockbuster, everywhere.

heck even the 3 local blockbusters dont have a copy to RENT on DVD.

i thought about looking into ordering it, but havent bothered because i guess i assumed since noone has it around here it wasn't released.
Title: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 07, 2004, 09:24:30 AM
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Originally posted by sling322
What kind of man does not already own Caddyshack on DVD?!?  Why must you wait for the death of an American icon before you buy one of the greatest movies of all time?


Well since I didn't OWN a DVD player until two weeks ago, I didn't really see the need to purchase a DVD.

Doh!