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Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Gunslinger on October 06, 2004, 03:55:12 PM

Subject: Hillary as President


Hillary's First Night as President
 
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.  She has waited sooo long.
 
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
 
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
 
"Ouch!" says Hillary.  "I don't know about that."
 
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
 
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
 
"Ohhh!  I really don't want to do that."
 
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
 
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 06, 2004, 04:05:35 PM

The 4th night, in a drunken stupor, Gunslingr staggers into the presidential bedroom, believing he's about to hook up with a famous -whoever- he almost hooked up with before...

I cannot go on any further, I'm not so cruel, even to you, my old BBs adversary...

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Lizking on October 06, 2004, 04:07:23 PM

At least Hillary wouldn't be getting blowjobs in the Oval office.

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: AWMac on October 06, 2004, 04:09:43 PM

I wouldn't bet on that!


:rofl

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Delirium on October 06, 2004, 04:42:20 PM

I forgot who said it, but that would be like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
The 4th night, in a drunken stupor, Gunslingr staggers into the presidential bedroom, believing he's about to hook up with a famous

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Lizking on October 06, 2004, 05:13:08 PM

I said "getting", not "giving"....

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Golfer on October 06, 2004, 05:45:10 PM

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Originally posted by Lizking
I said "getting", not "giving"....

Still wouldn't bet on that

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Lizking on October 06, 2004, 05:46:33 PM

LOL, you are correct, Sir!

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: SLO on October 06, 2004, 07:16:05 PM

:rofl

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Elfie on October 06, 2004, 08:08:48 PM

:rofl

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: RedTop on October 06, 2004, 09:12:32 PM

:rofl

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: fd ski on October 07, 2004, 01:21:30 AM

what is you fellows fascination with her and sex ?
Do you have a thing for her and are in denial ? :)

In this day and age, 80 year olds stoned on viagra are screwing like rabbits. So prabably yes, Hillary, if she ever gets into the white house, will get a BJ. Who knows, maybe she will even give couple to slick willie. Either way, I'd much rather know that she is sexually satisfied, pent up sexual frustration can drive you to do silly things.....

Heck, i still think that nobody would have had a thing against Clinton's BJ if the chick had been hot :)

Title: Hillary's first night as president
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 07, 2004, 09:18:08 AM

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Originally posted by fd ski
80 year olds stoned on viagra are screwing like rabbits.

Sheesh, thanks for ruining my malt-o-meal breakfast

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