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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: J_A_B on October 09, 2004, 02:52:30 AM
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Hey Grunherz (and anyone else who read that car thread), in light of our recent discussion about the merits of certain automobiles, today just stuck me as funny.
Here I am driving home, and what do I hear on the radio?
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one-third my size
The guy must have wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust
Soon we were going ninety
Must have left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Now we're doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Now we're going a hundred and twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we we're going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how can I get this car
OUT OF SECOND GEAR?????"
I got a laugh (heck I sing along)....I don't take myself too seriously.
J_A_B
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Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap
When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I gonna wreck this ****er's ride
I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah
Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I’ll get in your face
You drive on my ass
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last
I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah
Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumb**** Golly-gee MOTHER****ER!
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this ****er's ride
I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah
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:eek: thats alot of text. could one of you record it and e-mail it to me?
thanks :)
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addy?
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webmaster @ alpinsiden.com
thx. looking forward to your soundfile. :D
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sandman...singing...this i gotta hear
vorticon31@gmail.com
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mail in your inbox sandy :)
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Originally posted by vorticon
sandman...singing...this i gotta hear
vorticon31@gmail.com
hehe... it's not me. It's Offspring. ;)
I'm fairly certain that my singing might sound quite like skinning a cat.