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Title: Edwards and the onion
Post by: Krusher on October 14, 2004, 10:08:38 AM

The onion is to good :)


"We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases. . . . People like Chris Reeve will get out of their wheelchairs and walk again with stem cell research."--John Edwards, Oct. 11



"If you put John Kerry and me in the White House, we'll have each one of you in the driver's seat of a brand-new SUV. Your bosses will be less cranky, your children will be kept in trucker hats and iPods, and your TV screens will grow even wider. Those who are bald will wake up one morning and magically find themselves with thick heads of luxurious, silky hair. You'll open your refrigerators and 15-pound hams will tumble out. Your dog might even start to talk, and the first thing he'll say is 'I love you.' It'll be that good."--"John Edwards," the Onion, Oct. 13

Title: Edwards and the onion
Post by: JB73 on October 14, 2004, 10:22:03 AM

LMAO!!!

Title: Edwards and the onion
Post by: Lizking on October 14, 2004, 10:25:16 AM

The sad thing is that either statement could have been written by the Onion, and neither should have been said by a VP candidate.

Title: Edwards and the onion
Post by: AKIron on October 14, 2004, 11:12:08 AM

Even sadder is that many will believe Edwards promises. As a trial lawyer he is probably fine tuned to just how gullible some can be.

Title: Edwards and the onion
Post by: ra on October 14, 2004, 11:18:05 AM

mmmm, ham