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Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Jackal1 on October 17, 2004, 03:48:33 AM

Vroom Vroom Vroom  I love Nascar.

  Gota love Cletus T. Judd`s " I lLove Nascar" video.
  The line "Tony Stewart is such a whiner" showing the pit stop by Mommie`s wittle boy with the giant baby bottle stuck into the cockpit by the pit crew is hilarious.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: ASTAC on October 17, 2004, 08:01:15 AM

Sounds like he was talking about poor wittle Jeff Gordon and just got the name wrong:D

Everytime wittle Jeff has a bad day he blames everyone but himself and stomps off to see the NASCAR officials to whine and protest.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Jackal1 on October 17, 2004, 08:44:52 AM

Yea, Jeffy boy is a bit squeaky, but can`t nobody out whine Stewart.
  I loved it when Stewart had been throwing the tantrums and running up and getting in everyone`s face yelling and poking fingers in their chest. It worked real well on the panty waist young ones, but when he tried it on Sterling... one look, one punch, lights out. Tony had to get mommy to change his didi. lmao

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: rpm on October 17, 2004, 08:54:17 AM

Nobody can out whine Kevin Harvick. Unless you count Earnhardt, Sr.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: john9001 on October 17, 2004, 12:34:01 PM

NASCAR?  is that where they race fake "stock cars"?

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: FUNKED1 on October 17, 2004, 12:42:42 PM

WWF on wheels.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on October 17, 2004, 01:19:57 PM

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Originally posted by rpm
Nobody can out whine Kevin Harvick. Unless you count Earnhardt, Sr.

Your ignorance is showing. Not that it surprises anyone.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Lizking on October 17, 2004, 02:50:48 PM

Better than paint-drying on wheels (F1).

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: rpm on October 17, 2004, 07:15:30 PM

C'mon Virgil. Dale,Sr was the queen of the whiners when he lost.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Raubvogel on October 17, 2004, 07:50:14 PM

Hey Jackal, you can't be in the same location as me, I was there first.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Jackal1 on October 18, 2004, 01:30:12 AM

LOL

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on October 18, 2004, 07:31:24 AM

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Originally posted by rpm
C'mon Virgil. Dale,Sr was the queen of the whiners when he lost.

Whatever you think. The guy was famous for saying things like "shut up and drop the rag" or "quit *****ing and race". He spoke his mind about NASCAR, and whatever else he felt necessary. Speaking your mind is not necessarily whining. Know your subject matter. Or look like a fool, whatever you want to do.

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on October 18, 2004, 07:37:11 AM

Go fast, turn left.

They could atleast make it interesting, random explosives in the tires... gaping potholes on the track... drunk shirtless mullet wearing slack jawed yokels wandering onto the track to pick a fight with the car that dun did had sex with his sister...
-SW

Title: Thank you Cletus T.
Post by: Jackal1 on October 18, 2004, 12:37:10 PM

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Go fast, turn left.

They could atleast make it interesting, random explosives in the tires... gaping potholes on the track... drunk shirtless mullet wearing slack jawed yokels wandering onto the track to pick a fight with the car that dun did had sex with his sister...
-SW

 LOL No, that would be the early days of Dirt Tracking.