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Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Gunslinger on October 19, 2004, 05:36:08 PM

My dad sent this one to me....sorry if it's a repost  :rofl


G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.   As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair  reached for the aftershave.  Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a potatohouse,"





The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"  




Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
potatohouse smells like."

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: ra on October 19, 2004, 05:37:58 PM

potatohouses don't smell like aftershave  :confused:

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Thrawn on October 19, 2004, 05:38:17 PM

Heheh.

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: storch on October 19, 2004, 05:46:56 PM

:rofl  good one

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Lizking on October 19, 2004, 05:51:25 PM

"potatohouses don't smell like aftershave"

A hint, youngster:

After you go to a potatohouse, take a bath, or at a minimum, put some aftershave on to hide the perfume.

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Sandman on October 19, 2004, 05:56:51 PM

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120417
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78627
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15154

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Gunslinger on October 19, 2004, 06:14:57 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120417
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78627
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15154

HEY who invited you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Sandman on October 19, 2004, 08:19:17 PM

Hehe... this joke is recirculated everytime we have an election. ;)

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Gunslinger on October 19, 2004, 08:28:03 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman
Hehe... this joke is recirculated everytime we have an election. ;)

that does not negate its applicability  :D <--such big words....I are smart

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Sandman on October 19, 2004, 09:51:15 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Gunslinger
<--such big words....I are smart

... and used correctly in a sentence too! :aok


You could be president!

Title: Bush/Kerry Joke
Post by: Gunslinger on October 19, 2004, 10:05:06 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman
... and used correctly in a sentence too! :aok


You could be president!

Hey now.....Fool me once...and shame on...me....i mean you....fool my twice....and....ummmm......we ll.....uhhhh   ;)