Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Airhead on October 20, 2004, 06:21:07 PM
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WTG Mom. I may be a Democrat but this type of vandalism has got to stop.
"Dear Son,
Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard.
Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out
sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I
would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the
gate leading to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted
myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until
about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street
was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure
enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was
about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the
initial introduction!
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the
driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power
everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself,
I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I
slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock
at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest . . . the
Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when
I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car
and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions.
Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what
was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car
if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Larry, Oregon
has no sales tax, so often, Washington residents will buy and register cars
in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax . . . it's a crime and the fine is
pretty stiff.
Here comes the best part. . . . The look on this guy's face told me he knew
he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and
registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just
for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming
from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field
breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in
the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates
Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless.
-Love,
Your Momma"
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Seems to me I've heard this before.
Perhaps we had different mothers together
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Your Mom must get her info from the same place as Dick.
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You calling my Momma a liar? :mad:
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No, he's calling her a Dick.
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No, he's calling Ripsnort a dick.
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I believe every word.
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Ripsnort is Airhead's mom?!
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He sure isn't Airheads Dad, what with that whirly lil noodle of his.
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Originally posted by Lizking
He sure isn't Airheads Dad, what with that whirly lil noodle of his.
I thought Rip told you, no peeking in da shower?
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He shouldn't have let someone get a pic of him at the Con.
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My Momma would NEVER date some chicken legged bald guy like Ripsnort. Heck, he doesn't even own a snow mobile.
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Wow, must be parallel worlds at play here, as I read this exact same story word for word a few days ago, with a differant star.
dago
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Didn't Ripsnore post this and claim he knew the person?
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yes
kbman
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Hooray for propaganda!
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Actually Rip didn't claim he knew the author; he only claimed to have known the recipient. At any rate it's been a tough couple of months for Momma- first she was on vacation in Rio and someone stole one of her kidneys, then she got swindled in a Nigerian banking scam, and now this- it's been more than a seventy-something year old woman should have to bear.
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On the plus side, you are probably not Rip's kid.
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that was great airhead.
Mucho thanks.
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Have you no shame Airhead? Leave your momma's sign alone.
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Originally posted by Airhead
You calling my Momma a liar? :mad:
He's callin yah a Titor Airhead coolit..
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Meanwhile.....
He said a Republican neighbor who lost two yard signs insisted, "It's not happening to Democrats."
Klammer said that late last Wednesday, shortly after the last presidential debate had ended, his wife heard a noise outside.
Klammer said when he walked outside with his cell phone, he saw a pickup parked at the curb and someone using a box-cutter to try to take the "Dave Thomas" sign he had bolted to his fence, clearly on his property.
Thomas is the Democratic candidate in the 7th District. Klammer said an earlier Thomas sign had been vandalized.
Klammer said he and the stranger tussled over the sign. As Klammer relayed the plate number on the pickup to police, he said the man hopped into the passenger side and the pickup fled west on West 32nd Avenue past Simms Street.
Police said the pickup was registered to Jan and Randal Wagner, but they were not home.
Later that night, the officer heard Jan Wagner's name on the police radio and investigated. It turns out that other officers had discovered a man, identified as Randal Wagner, down in front of an office building at West 42nd and Kipling streets.
Police said Randal Wagner had been stealing a campaign sign that promotes the Jefferson County school district's tax and bond election when he fell and hurt himself.
Police said Jan Wagner was parked across the street and had about two dozen campaign signs in the pickup. They include signs for U.S. Senate candidate Ken Salazar and district attorney candidate Mary Malatesta.
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http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/cda/article_print/0,1983,DRMN_36_3264139_ARTICLE-DETAIL-PRINT,00.html
I think that holds a little more water than Airhead's "momma".
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Originally posted by Lizking
On the plus side, you are probably not Rip's kid.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
That's funny. I don't care who you are!
(http://rockconfidential.com/160-larry.jpg)
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Yeah, Rex is funny, he gains my respect in that field.
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Holy crap! Vancouver has been annexed?! :eek: