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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Curval on October 24, 2004, 09:40:17 AM

Title: Our potential new nanny...OMFG!
Post by: Curval on October 24, 2004, 09:40:17 AM
Last night my wife and I attended my step-brother's second wedding.  Our regular baby-sitter (my wife's brother) was having a BBQ of his own that night and could not watch the kids.

So, the wife decided that the girl who we may potentially "nanny share" with another family was asked to do so in his stead.  She could only stay until 10.00pm, which was great because we were able to leave the reception at a reasonable time without appearing rude.

SO, she shows up at about 5.30 so we could leave at 6.00pm.

She is of Romanian descent and frankly could have stepped out of a Penthouse magazine.  You guys would FREAK if you saw her.

The only problem was the fact that our baby girl did NOT like this girl at all.  She wailed so much that the girl had to call on my brother in law to leave his BBQ and try and calm her down.  I think it kind of ruined his night and so we will have to make amends with him somehow.

In order to try and get this girl more aquainted with Casey my wife is going to invite this girl over for a few hours a few days a week to see if the baby can warm up to her.  Unsurprising the two boys have NO problem with this girl.  My youngest boy was a bit upset when we were leaving but had stopped crying even by the time I had to go back into the house to retrieve the invitation and parking pass to the reception which I had left on the dining room table.  My older boy already has a wee "crush" on her.

Interesting times.

There is no way I would ever fool around on my wife, so that isn't an issue at all.  It will just be fun to watch all the tongue flapping and efforts by certain friends of mine to drop by a whole lot more often if we do end up hiring her.
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Post by: NUKE on October 24, 2004, 09:43:42 AM
Install a hidden nanny cam so we can all watch her :)
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Post by: Curval on October 24, 2004, 09:48:19 AM
lol...ummm I'm waaaaaay too small and white to go to jail man.
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Post by: bigsky on October 24, 2004, 10:13:49 AM
dont sweat it, very young children like and dislike whom they they choose. but i would not be surprised how many male friends stop by to check out the hottie err check on your children.
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Post by: Tarmac on October 24, 2004, 12:06:48 PM
It ain't cheating if your wife's in on the fun too.  ;)
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Post by: Chairboy on October 24, 2004, 12:16:33 PM
I'm with Tarmac on this one.
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Post by: Curval on October 24, 2004, 12:19:00 PM
Some great minds do think alike.

:)

(errr...'Shell please ignore this thread and read it no more.)

{my sister reads these boards guys}
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Post by: Sandman on October 24, 2004, 12:31:04 PM
What? No pictures?
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Post by: Torque on October 24, 2004, 12:57:31 PM
If you want  your marriage to last, get an ugly nanny.
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Post by: TBolt A-10 on October 24, 2004, 01:23:25 PM
U can't post threads like this without at least one pic.  

It's in the TOS somewhere.
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Post by: Eagler on October 24, 2004, 03:38:05 PM
maybe the brother can take over and then your wife do all the fantasizing....
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Post by: FUNKED1 on October 24, 2004, 03:42:50 PM
ttiwwop
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Post by: Octavius on October 24, 2004, 03:48:22 PM
I love Tarmac  (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/luvlove.gif)
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Post by: Roscoroo on October 24, 2004, 04:08:20 PM
"my wife is going to invite this girl over for a few hours a few days a week "

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   Hopefully your invited too :aok
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Post by: Nash on October 24, 2004, 04:17:10 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
ttiwwop


Agreed.

Without pictures, this thread just does not deliver.
Title: Re: Our potential new nanny...OMFG!
Post by: Vulcan on October 24, 2004, 04:34:04 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
the girl had to call on my brother in law to leave his BBQ and try and calm her down.  I think it kind of ruined his night and so we will have to make amends with him somehow.


Jezuz H Christ Curval... how fluff'n nieve can you be? :D
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Post by: Furball on October 24, 2004, 04:52:46 PM
hey curval....

ill give you a guided tour... if you bring your nanny :D
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Post by: Ripper29 on October 24, 2004, 05:03:30 PM
Does she look like this....


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/255_1098655232_jutka03.jpg)
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Post by: TBolt A-10 on October 24, 2004, 05:33:34 PM
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Originally posted by Ripper29
Does she look like this....


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/255_1098655232_jutka03.jpg)


If so, I want Curval to adopt me A.S.A.P.  :D
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Post by: Hawklore on October 24, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
I'm up for adoption...

Adopt me, I'll clean your computer, dust it, and all.. And then your bedroom, but I need alone time... Esp. with the computer...

Oh and the babysitter..

No good without pics!
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Post by: Octavius on October 24, 2004, 06:11:56 PM
Hawklore = Herlihy Boy

(http://adamsandler.jt.org/tv/saturday_night/pictures/herlihyboy.jpg)
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Post by: Staga on October 24, 2004, 06:12:24 PM
Yah but can she cook and wash laundries?
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Post by: Swoop on October 24, 2004, 06:16:42 PM
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Originally posted by Staga
Yah but can she cook and wash laundries?


Who cares.


Jeez what a stupid question :rolleyes:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
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Post by: Curval on October 24, 2004, 06:19:55 PM
Here is the real deal with this girl, most of which I found out this afternoon:

She is actually married to a guy whom she married in order to get out of Romania.  He is here on a work permit.  I feel really sorry for her...she is apparently beginning to be physically abused by him and is not a happy girl at present.

She opened up to my wife so much about her present situation that I think she has no friends and is desparately in need of someone to talk to.  She even showed some bruises on her leg to my brother-in-law when he came upstairs to try and calm the baby down that her scum bag husband was responsible for.  The guy allows her to have only $20 on her possession at any time and won't let her venture out so that she has no social life at all.

If the situation deteriorates any more I think we will "have" to get involved even if she doesn't work for us.

As to the picture posted, I only saw her totally un-made-up, no makeup and in a tee shirt and jeans.  So the face in that pic is not fair to compare with this girl.  The body though is pretty close, although I think the girl I saw has a larger chest.
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Post by: Staga on October 24, 2004, 06:23:02 PM
Swoop in few years her chin needs more razor than her bikini-line; then you'll be glad if she can do something useful and not just sit and try look pretty with a moustaches
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Post by: Staga on October 24, 2004, 06:26:34 PM
Curval it sounds like she really could need some helping hand and hubby a gentle touch from a baseball bat.
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Post by: Nash on October 24, 2004, 06:40:39 PM
Wow Curval, yer story kinda mirrors something that happened last week.

Last year, my brother hired a guy who came over here from Romania. He was married with a daughter. The idea was, he'd work, get established, and save up enough money to bring them over.

Turns out, he was a big time wife beater. And while he was saving up to bring his family over, he was having an affair with some chick here, and got her pregnant.

So the family arrives, and the pregnant chick (now a mother) demands child support. He accepts that. But his wife has had it, and says that if he pays the support, she will divorce him.

2 hours after meeting with a lawyer, the guy blows his brains out.

Now, it's kind of all unrelated in some way, but all three people's positions are kind of understandable. It's hard to find someone wholly at fault.

Now I know I didn't really tie in the spousal abuse angle very well, but in the end, what I was left with was an impression that the abuse was almost an accepted thing. Kinda like, cultural.

In a way, it doesn't suprise me... but whatever... adds context to yer Nanny's story.
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Post by: G0ALY on October 24, 2004, 06:45:03 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
lol...ummm I'm waaaaaay too small and white to go to jail man.


It’s not like you see in the movies…. I’m sure you would be all right.

However, if there are problems… May I suggest using a little pool cue chalk over the eyes and some cherry Kool-aid powder on the lips to help snare a big man to take care of you.
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Post by: capt. apathy on October 24, 2004, 06:45:08 PM
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Originally posted by Swoop
Who cares.


Jeez what a stupid question :rolleyes:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)


not so dumb.  nothing does it for me like a hot looking woman doing housework.
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Post by: Hawklore on October 24, 2004, 06:46:58 PM
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Originally posted by Octavius
Hawklore = Herlihy Boy

(http://adamsandler.jt.org/tv/saturday_night/pictures/herlihyboy.jpg)
:lol
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Post by: Tarmac on October 24, 2004, 08:59:15 PM
Chit, that blows.  The most beautiful girls always seem to find the biggest *******s.  

Hope she can get out of the situation quickly and safely.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on October 24, 2004, 09:04:38 PM
Fugg'er.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 25, 2004, 07:35:10 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
lol...ummm I'm waaaaaay too small and white to go to jail man.


You can record her image no prob.
Its when you record peoples voices that the courts seem to have a problem with.

and since its your house. she has no reasonable expectation of privacy.

So get that cam setup man:D
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Post by: slimm50 on October 25, 2004, 03:48:56 PM
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Originally posted by Ripper29
Does she look like this....


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/255_1098655232_jutka03.jpg)

What I wanna know is does Curvals' doorway look like that?:p
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Post by: slimm50 on October 25, 2004, 03:52:43 PM
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Originally posted by G0ALY
May I suggest using a little pool cue chalk over the eyes and some cherry Kool-aid powder on the lips to help snare a big man to take care of you.

Please tell us you saw that in a movie:(
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Post by: Curval on October 25, 2004, 05:54:10 PM
The latest and final word on this.

The wife calls the girl to come over to spend some time with Casey during the day.

She then says that she has decided not to work for us and sort of mumbled on about not enough hours or something.

My wife then mentioned to me that this girl mentioned the fact that just before we left to go to the wedding that her husband had called and I had answered the phone.  I later gave her a ride home.

My wife thinks he is a control freak and didn't like this.

Oh well.  It isn't going to happen.  Probably for the best anyway...at least for us.  Hopefully this girl's friend who introduced us to her will try and get her any help if she needs it.
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Post by: Hawklore on October 25, 2004, 06:07:06 PM
:(
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Post by: capt. apathy on October 25, 2004, 06:11:38 PM
probably for the best.

  you don't actually do anything wrong to get in trouble.  all you need is a good looking woman around while your wife has enough time to wonder if you might have done something wrong.

in the last 20 years I've had to take way more crap for imagined mis-deeds then any I'd actually done.
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Post by: Staga on October 25, 2004, 06:18:15 PM
Well after all it's her decision; If she's too dumb to leave the guy what can you do? Nothing.

It's her decision; don't worry about it anymore. Well maybe you could let her know she could have an asylum for a day or two if you and your wife are ready for it but don't waste your efforts; some people are just too stupid to be saved.