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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: lazs2 on October 26, 2004, 11:30:31 AM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,136644,00.html
seems that may be the case. Much hand wringing and knashing of teeth from the "artistic" community over this one I bet.
If Bush is considered stupid by our neighbors and the effite Americans.... what must kerrie seem like?
lazs
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From that article:
"Late Late Show with Jim Rome":
"John Kerry took a break from the campaign trail for a totally spontaneous hunting trip, where he just happened to run into some news cameras. Kerry was hunting in the state of Ohio, which his wife, Teresa, rented out for the day."
"Asked how many geese he shot, John Kerry replied, 'I think it's beautiful the Cheneys love their lesbian daughter."'
"'I love hunting, fishing, anything outdoors,' Kerry said as he sprayed on his tan."
"At one point during the hunt, Kerry experienced a flashback to Vietnam, and quickly shot himself in the bellybutton for a Purple Heart."
"A very scary moment when Kerry accidentally unloaded a round into Senator Joe Lieberman, mistaking him for a wild turkey."
:lol
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Just some humor, seemed like a good thread to stick it in...
A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks...
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probly explains why before every debate kerrie had to take the day off to study while Bush just kept up bussines as usual.
guess the liberals in this country want the dumber man to be president.
lazs
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:rofl
Yea, I'm sure the whole world is hanging on Steve Sailer's words.
It seems mean score is not in is the "psuedo-scientist's" vocabulary :rolleyes:
That was funny though, laz. For a second I thought you had finaly went arround the bend.
"Kerry: I scored an average 22 on my ACT's"
"Bush: Hah! I averaged 300 on my SAT's!!! I'm almost 10 times..er no 11... er ... I'm smarter because my number is bigger!!!"
>>But the president can do some things to get rid of the blundering idiot image, Sailer said.
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Hmmm wonder where that image came from?
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Despite all the talk questioning Bush's ability to pronounce words and claims that Kerry is a fussy intellectual, some pseudo-scientists are saying the Massachusetts senator's IQ may actually be lower than the president's.
it must be true. FOX has trotted out their "pseudo-scientists", to give the 'facts'.
it does show that you need to really dig at the bottom of the barrel to find someone willing to be quoted while saying Bush might not be a complete moron.
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Originally posted by lazs2
probly explains why before every debate kerrie had to take the day off to study while Bush just kept up bussines as usual.
guess the liberals in this country want the dumber man to be president.
lazs
I try not to be a spelling Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to spell the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.
That is unless you are implying only ignorant people vote for Bush. In that case, you have proved your point.
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Originally posted by rpm
I try not to be a spelling Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to spell the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.
That is unless you are implying only ignorant people vote for Bush. In that case, you have proved your point.
I try not to be a grammar Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to use the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.
It is proper to say either you "have proven" your point or you "proved" your point.
I don't know what the technical term is for this error, but mama told me it ain't right. ;)
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That would be verb tense, but in a world of typos, it means squat.
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I'll defer to an English major on this one. It looks in proper context to me, but I'm not an English major. Are you?
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heck... I never c laimed to be smart... I am merely pointing out that Bush is smarter than kerrie.
I think the liberals are finaly coming around what with supporting the dumber candidate and all... shows they vote principal more than eliteism for once.
lazs
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No, RPM, but I play one on TV.
Actually, your statement, it turns out, is a mix of the past perfect ... aw forget that... just say to yourself, "I proved" and then follow it up with "I proven"
Clearly, "I proved" rolls off the tongue, where "I proven" does not sound right. "I have proven" sounds right. One does not use the form "proven" without a "have" in front.
There I done it. I done proved you ignernt. :)
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I don't think "rolling off the tongue" is a requisite for proper english. I checked Webster's and it has nothing under correct tongue rollage. "I proven" would be improper as well.
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Originally posted by rpm
"I proven" would be improper as well.
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
...where "I proven" does not sound right.
You're coming around...
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I've proven works!
I think its something to do with present and past popsicles...
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What does'nt work is :"I've prooven".:aok
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so rpm... I was not only not making fun of anyones smarts and not claiming to be smart but you.... done provened that you aren't
kerrie is just dumber than Bush... nothing to be ashamed of.
lazs
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Damn, I cant even get blamed for this one. :rofl
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Originally posted by TweetyBird
>>But the president can do some things to get rid of the blundering idiot image, Sailer said.
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Hmmm wonder where that image came from?
I still remember the way Reagan was painted as a bumbling old fool during his terms. Recent publications of his writings show that image wasnt accurate. The national reaction to his death suggested that it was more of a toung in cheek stereotype than a wideheld belief. I see some parallels in Bush who seems willing to also brush off the image and allow a "strategery" of "misunderestimation"
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Originally posted by rpm
What does'nt work is :"I've prooven".:aok
Before you criticize another's grammar you might want to be sure that your own doesn't suck.
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Yeah and RPM's vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever.
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I feel sorry for all the kerrie voters here who claim they are voting for kerrie because Bush is too stupid to be prez..
who are you guys gonna switch to? Nader? some peace and freedom party fruitcake? or maybe the greenie party whack jobs?
lazs
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I'm gonna vote for a Fox pseudo-scientist - dem dare gots smarts...