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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Saintaw on October 28, 2004, 08:37:08 AM
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's bellybutton and a cowboy hat...Now he's President of the United States
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nothing like a good cowboy joke told by someone from... from whereve that is.
lazs
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I know this question has probably been posed before, but what's going to happen to these boards after the election is over? What will fill the void currently occupied by all the well thought-out political opinions, studies and theories forwarded on a daily basis on this BBS?
Some of you veterans of the last election might know. Please enlighten.
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last election was pretty rich... the democrat girlie men all went into an indignant, hand wringing frenzy about how Bush was not our real prez and that he had stolen the election...
When it was proven that gore lost no matter who did the counting or how.... they layed low for a what they figured was long enough for us to forget and then this last year brought up (casualy and conversationaly like a michelle moore film) that "everyone knows that Bush stole the election"
Bush will probly win again... it will probly be messy again and there will be lots of stories here about how cbs has the original document that Bush signed when he made his contract with the devil...
if by some chance kerrie wins.... the girlie liberals will still not be happy because the guy is a moron and a political animal....
If eitther wins.... the good stuff will be touted by their supporters and the bad stuff will be drug out by their detractors.
lazs
lazs
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I'll just enjoy reading Sandmans and 10bears posts after Bush wins.....wait....they won't post anymore if that happens.
Crap...no fun flying anymore and now the OClub will suck as well.
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LOL, Saw. Don't listen to Lazs...I thought it was funny, despite the fact that there aren't any cowboys in your home country of France.
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I'm going to use that joke at the next anti-gun, pro-owl party I throw..
Owls love a good joke
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Lazs and I are even, I don't know what sh*thole Dixon is, I don't know where it is...and I don't give a damn either :)
And SOB, we do have cowboys over here, we call them peasants :)
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Lazs and I are even, I don't know what sh*thole Dixon is, I don't know where it is...and I don't give a damn either :)
And SOB, we do have cowboys over here, we call them peasants :)
We got cowboys too, we call them rednecks/retards.
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looked something like this Neubob
(http://www.jtsystems.demon.co.uk/duma/images/cartoons/looserivets/201100.jpg)
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:rofl that's funny saw. here we call peasents citizens as we are mostly the descendants of European peasantry or European brought slaves. When you need our blood and capital to save you from each other we'll probably lend a hand...... again.
But really the Bush joke was funny. :D
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my my... the snobby elitist uros don't think much of their "peasants" now do they? Lower class and all....
tweety... did you hear the burowing owl is off the endangered list? Just plowed over a crapload of their burrows.
lazs
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Originally posted by Neubob
I know this question has probably been posed before, but what's going to happen to these boards after the election is over? What will fill the void currently occupied by all the well thought-out political opinions, studies and theories forwarded on a daily basis on this BBS?
Some of you veterans of the last election might know. Please enlighten.
Neubob, liberals are never so funny as when they're losing. Then they get downright hysterical.:lol Don't worry, there'll be plenty of political hay, no matter the outcome.
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That's ok Saw, GWB is no real cowboy anyway...
Hey Lazs, be careful. When the lower classes begin to ****** about higher classes, the country is otw to socialism ;)
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Originally posted by Neubob
I know this question has probably been posed before, but what's going to happen to these boards after the election is over? What will fill the void currently occupied by all the well thought-out political opinions, studies and theories forwarded on a daily basis on this BBS?
Some of you veterans of the last election might know. Please enlighten.
Voss files reruns........
Gunns
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So, Storch... never forget you are indeed Yuros :)
Lazs, I almost feel sorry, "almost".
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Originally posted by Saintaw
So, Storch... never forget you are indeed Yuros :)
Lazs, I almost feel sorry, "almost".
Well, we've been purified by the experience of being American. That makes us UberYuros. :D (what you all secretly wish you could be)