Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SOB on October 28, 2004, 11:19:40 AM
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Heya tardlings, somebody hasn't submitted orders yet. Just a reminder, ya have about 40 minutes until the deadline! If you miss it, Bodhi may flip out like a ninja and start chopping off heads...and I really don't think you wanna see that happen! ;)
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Yeah twas me and I don't care who flips out. hehehehe
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I may get pissed and decide to take over the world if someone is late again.
Right now I'm just being nice and letting you guys borrow some of my land.
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You may scoff at the head-chopping now, but once the blood starts spurting and you witness the blindingly fast ninja moves, you'll be trembling, mark my words! It's almost as scary as the thought of Tzar Nuke deciding to not let us take his lands anymore! :p
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F all of you backstabbing bastages. Have fun raping my horses and running off with my Prussian women.
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Muhahaha, I'm having a fine time in Prussia, thanks for asking! Just be happy that I finally caved in and decided to not have your head chopped off after hearing you cry and blubber and plead for mercy for an hour. It think what finally changed my mind was when you soiled yourself at the sight of my executioner. That was just sad, and I feel that letting you live is a fate worse than death.
BTW...I have an opening for a court jester if you'd be interested in applying for the position.
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Well I find it just utterly hilarious that the Euro trash triumverate could not hold on to the little areas in South America. And with the influx of those Prussian generals looking for work my soldiers in the CSA should have an easier time beating up on your French and British boy toys.
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the japanese empire has been decapitated.
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The United States is not going under without taking the Euro Trash with us.
Our English "Cousins" (remember Prime Minister?) and there mentally ill brother's, will pay the ultimate price for stinking up New York, with thier snails and cheese.
Guerilla Operations are under way to sieze all Guiness and Wine Shipments moving into New York. Snail Shipments are being tossed into the sea ala the Boston Tea party.
When the American Treaty Orginaztion occupies Paris, we will ship the Arc De Triumph to North America, and it will be toured all around the countries, Citizens from every country will be able to pay 5$ to urinate on it.
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French Opera (such as it is) is being staged on Broadway, and the Americans have captured in return only a few moose. Meanwhile British Expeditionary Forces are wondering why in fact Nebraska warrants being called a supply center. The corn is edible, but there's nothing else here. Nonetheless, such indigenous peoples as have been displaced by American migrations are restored to their territorial claims and are eagerly fighting alongside British troops.
The Ministry of Canada has lodged a complaint with Washington over the unnatural treatment the captive moose have endured, but only received a cryptic reply about one of the moose biting someone's sister.
The PM's office issues its regret over the dissolution of Prussia. Military planners express continued confusion over the decision to engage in warfare with France, Holland, Austria, and Russia simultaneously, but given that the results are hardly suprising.
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By the way, do you lot mind getting your retreats in? I don't see any earthshaking decisions here. France has one choice, the U.S. has to decide which fleet sinks, Turkey has to choose which side of Bosnia he likes better.
England has already submitted our selection.