Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Waffle on October 28, 2004, 04:48:30 PM

Title: "Patch - Nazi"
Post by: Waffle on October 28, 2004, 04:48:30 PM

"Um excuse me, I - I think you forgot my patch."

"Patch, two dollars extra."

"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got a free patch."

"You want patch?"

"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
 
"What?"

"No patch for you!"OR YOU!!"

Title: "Patch - Nazi"
Post by: Waffle on October 28, 2004, 04:54:57 PM

"Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, Scent Of A Woman? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!"

"Very good. Very good."

"Well, I ..."

"You know something?"
 
"Hmmm?"

"No patch for you!"

"What?"

"Come back one year. Next!"

Title: "Patch - Nazi"
Post by: Waffle on October 28, 2004, 05:19:35 PM

"You are the only one who understands me"

 "You suffer for your patch."

 "Yes. That is right."

 "You demand perfection from yourself, from your patch."

 "How can I tolerate any less from my customer?"


 "Uh, patch, por favor."

 "Por favor?"

 "Um, I’m part Spanish."

 "Adios muchacho!"

Title: "Patch - Nazi"
Post by: hawker238 on October 28, 2004, 06:19:32 PM

(http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/b/p/bpd132/Pictures/web/soup%20nazi.jpg)

Title: "Patch - Nazi"
Post by: Stratocaster on October 28, 2004, 07:36:08 PM

ah I love you sienfeld