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Title: Got one!
Post by: Lizking on October 29, 2004, 10:35:59 PM
Oh yeah, Baby, I got me one.  My street is heavily Kerry, and my sign has stood proudly in my yard.  Nobody messed with it, though, so I moved it closer to the road, and setup a shotgun on a trigger-wire.

Sure enough, I walk out this morning and there is a dead liberal in my ditch, Bush/Cheney sign still clutched in his manicured hands.  I dragged him over to my neighbors, and exchanged the sign (I had to peel his fingers off, one by one) for a Kerry one.

So far, the Sheriff has only asked me if I am a Bush supporter, and when I answered negatively, he left.
Title: Got one!
Post by: Sixpence on October 29, 2004, 10:37:47 PM
Did you get his wallet?
Title: Got one!
Post by: Lizking on October 29, 2004, 10:38:43 PM
Like, Duh!
Title: Got one!
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 29, 2004, 10:52:16 PM
lol
Title: Got one!
Post by: FUNKED1 on October 30, 2004, 03:41:44 AM
What color panties was he wearing?
Title: Got one!
Post by: Nilsen on October 30, 2004, 03:49:16 AM
you murdurur!
Title: Got one!
Post by: Maverick on October 30, 2004, 08:19:22 AM


Here Wulfie, here wulfie.......





:p
Title: Re: Got one!
Post by: Martlet on October 30, 2004, 08:50:07 AM
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Originally posted by Lizking
Oh yeah, Baby, I got me one.  My street is heavily Kerry, and my sign has stood proudly in my yard.  Nobody messed with it, though, so I moved it closer to the road, and setup a shotgun on a trigger-wire.

Sure enough, I walk out this morning and there is a dead liberal in my ditch, Bush/Cheney sign still clutched in his manicured hands.  I dragged him over to my neighbors, and exchanged the sign (I had to peel his fingers off, one by one) for a Kerry one.

So far, the Sheriff has only asked me if I am a Bush supporter, and when I answered negatively, he left.


I knew you were lying as soon as I saw "manicured hands".

Tree Hugging Hippies don't have manicures.  Their brothers at IBEW would laugh at them.
Title: Got one!
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2004, 09:26:01 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
What color panties was he wearing?
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl